Encounter... and a asshole clown

And with that, the asshole lit the fuse and launched me toward the marshmallow and as my head made contact everything went black. Fuck that blasted clown.

[I can hear you, you know! And fuck you too!]

Wait WHAT?!!! I looked around and saw the same clown from before

[YUP! I'm in your head now! And I can screw with you as much as I want! Now wake up samurai we got a city to burn!]

And then he snapped his finger and we're now in an alleyway... And then I saw a body... my body!

[Oops forgot about your body!]

A snap again and I'm face to face with the sky as I then got up I saw the clown in a flying hammock reading a magazine.

[Hello again!] He said as he waved I then got up and punched him in the face... tried to it just phased through him he then laughed.

[HAHAHAHA!!! Man I was right when you're a dumbass!] The clown continued to laugh as I looked at him with murder in my eyes until he finally stopped and got up, the hammock and magazine disappearing.

[Okay listen here chucklehead! as much as I like to screw with you further I'm getting paid to do this crap so I'm here to help you... why did I do this again?] He muttered as I was confused.

What do you mean by paid?

[None of your-]

*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* we then heard the sounds of gunshots nearby.

[Oh goody! a murder scene! quick get in and kill them all!] He said as I looked at him in shock

But-

[Oh relax! Wanna live or not? Besides the "System", would nullify your... pathetic "Emotions" when killing and the vomiting . Life-changing stuff remember] It said as I saw a screen appearing in front of me

[Kill em all!]

[Title says it all kill em all like a badass then loot then walk away simple as that! No noobs allowed!!! Please don't die!]

[Eddies:570]

[Exp:390]

[Can't say no bitch!]

*Sigh!* Fine. But how do I fight them off I have no weapon!

[Your hands are! And if you can't find one then grab one from a corpse! Personal recommendation:Beating them to death!] I added as I sighed again.

Alright edgelord let's do this. I then silently crept down the alleyway the gunshots getting louder and as I reached the end of the alleyway I looked to the side and I saw a lot of thugs shooting at a shop, I then felt something touch my leg and I saw a dead person his hand touching my leg and I strangely did not feel anything must be the life changes and there I looted him and found an F-GX Frag grenade, a Lexington, and a knife.

(Perfect) I then grabbed them all and looked at them as I then heard music.

[Locknar-Rock and Loaded] (Not mine)

[Also one of the life changes is badass music! Show them the ghetto kid!]

And with those words, I pulled the pin off and chucked the grenade at them hitting one of them in the head as they all turned and looked at me in confusion

Who the- HOLY SHI- *BOOM*

And there the grenade exploded killing all of them blood and gore spread around the area

(Why haven't I puked yet?) I thought as I then saw a familiar head popped up

Woah! What the hell was that? and who the hell are you? she then got out of the building and went towards me. Wait a fucking minute green hair, short height, Wait a damn-

I then recognized who she was. Rebecca the person who died the way she lived, Pillar's brother, the person who got friend zoned by David (Dumb move by the way) is here right in front of me. This changes things.

Uh, Hello is someone in there? I was then pulled from my thoughts.

Maybe later! we got company! I said as more thugs appeared I began to dash at them as I pulled out the knife and began to shoot at them as I dodged the bullets and slashed at a few and got shot a few times though slowly but surely I whittled down their numbers as Rebecca assisted me I then got hit shot at the back and fell to the ground as I got shot again as I then looked at my assaulter.

Any last words Gonk! The thug said as I strangely felt no pain.

Yeah three: Watch your back! And then in unison, his head exploded as brain matter got into my face as the body fell to the ground.

You ok? Rebecca then gave me a hand I took it wiping the gore off my body as I looked at my wounds.

Yeesh! Here use this should heal the wounds. She then handed me a Bounceback which I injected into my body and felt my wounds heal and the bullets disappearing.

You ok?

Yeah...thanks guess I owe you one. I said as I then unloaded my clip hitting the thug behind her as he fell to the ground.

And I guess you owe me one too I said as she grinned.

So what are you doing here? She asked

Heard some gunshots coming from here. You can say I was on a gig seems we have the same job. I said as she nooded.

Say are you solo? or are ya in a crew?

The former, right now though I'm trying to scrap by taking odd jobs. Joining a crew would be nice.I said as I began to loot the bodies

Well, I'm in a crew and I can put in a good word for ya.

You sure? I'm new to the Edgerunner thing and can't do much. I said as I grabbed a DA8 Umbra

Can't do much!?? You dodged multiple bullets, killed a lot of guys with ease, and took a bunch of bullets like it's nothing! And your not even fucking fazed!

Fair enough. Still got no phone... till now. I then grabbed a phone from the dead body miraculously unharmed.

Well since you now have a phone ill send you the deets see ya later choom!. She then left as I continued to search the thugs for items when I heard a ding.

[Kill em all!] [Complete!]

[Title says it all kill em all like a badass then loot then walk away simple as that no noobs allowed!!! Please don't die!]

[Eddies:570]

[Exp:390]

[Level up! Level:1-2]

[+1 to all stats]

[5 stat points obtained]

Huh... sweet!

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Sup people and thanks for reading also please drop a few tips for me to improve I'm also rewriting chapters if needed so some comments or recommendations are appreciated thanks