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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

God_Eyes_2975 · Anime et bandes dessinées
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A Meeting With Royalty Part 2

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

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Sitting on a small sofa in front of his fireplace, a small green cigarette appeared in the adventurer's hand, and the adventurer began to smoke it unhurriedly ..

Salazar- Awafafafawawa … ptchu … pee pee pee …

Faraam- Looks like the night will be long…

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Dream ON

Suddenly Faraam wakes up in a bed where he doesn't remember lying down, looking around he sees some furniture but nothing that catches his attention until he looks into a corner of the small room, there was a small child looking at him...

Faraam- "What the fuck is going on here?"

child- aush wha manma

Faraam- I don't understand you little child, come a little closer…

The child nodded slowly and walked halfway between the corner of the room and the bed where the player was standing.

child- Mam ariou shime

Faraam- 'Damn it, did the cannabis fuck me so hard that I don't understand what a child says?'

Faraam-Ahmm … come a little closer little child ….

This time the child nodded and went to Faraam's side and looked at him with a wide smile.

Faraam- So what do you want from me little one?

With a wide smile the child replied.

Child- YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF!?

dream OFF

Faraam- YYYYYYYYY…. FUCKING FUCK WHAT A DREAM WAS THIS!!!

Without waiting another second he looked around and sighed in relief after all he had fallen asleep on the couch.

Faraam- 'I think Im going to slow down on what I smoke, that this is getting tough…any day Im going to get fucked by Mickey, or the fuck '

System- Just to let the player know it's 8:30 in the morning…

Faraam- Oh what the fuck I forgot about that… I'm going to have to put up with those animals at this hour…

So unhurriedly the white haired man took a shower and prepared to leave, when the time came he teleported to the front of the entrance to King Escanor's throne room, on either side of the entrance was a guard ready to stop any fool who tries to disrupt the meeting of the Kings.

Guard 1-Mr. Faraam we were waiting for you…

The second guard opened the door for the player who didn't hesitate and entered the hall.

In the middle of the throne room was a round table with a few people sitting around it.

Escanor- Always on time Mr. Faraam…

Faraam- I apologize for the delay, my King…

The great king just nodded and Faraam moved behind the king where he remained on foot, looking better there were four people around the round table, each with at least one guard doing the same task as Faraam.

Escanor- I think it's time to start this meeting gentlemen…

???- Come on, old man, I have more to do …

Said a man with red eyes and golden hair he had a very disinterested look and drank a small jug of wine.

Faraam- 'Who is this dumb fuck? …[Eye of Ashel]'

Status

Name: Gilgamesh of Arelath

Age: 26

Title: Emperor of Arelath (+900 sp on all attributes) ↓

S rank adventurer (+100 sp in all attributes)

One who defies the gods (+10 000 sp in all stats and +30% resistance to divine energy)

Babylonian Gate Bearer (+5,000 sp in all statuses)

King of Heroes (All Heroes feel duty bound to kneel before this hero unless he is equally powerful)

Race: Demigod ↓

Level: ?d??P`»L?

Affiliation: Adventurers Guild (Rank S)↓

Arelath (Emperor)

HP: 50000000/500000000

MP: 40000000/40000000

Lore: Gilgamesh or King of Heroes, chosen to unleash humanity's wrath on the gods. From an early age this divine half being was taught to handle his powers by the mages of Azeroth the child had such a great mastery that at the age of 7 he created a magic which he called 'Babylon's Gate' where he kept all his treasures, they say that inside this skill the young emperor guards divine weapons capable of killing a divine being. Gilgamesh is also known for being very intelligent and never giving up on something even if he has to fight half the world, nothing will keep him from fulfilling his worldly desires.

Warning: He's also a little bitch sometimes.

Faraam- 'Hmmm… just a spoiled emperor even though he's kind of divine… interesting '

???- Don't be like that sir Gilgamesh you as an emperor have to attend these meetings to keep yourself on good terms with your neighbors…

This time another man spoke, but this one was much more muscular and taller, he had a piercing look as he looked at Gigamesh and what stood out most about him was his red hair and brown eyes…

Faraam- 'This seems to be someone worthy of being a king… [Eye of Ashel]'

Status

Name: Iskandar of Draliri

Age: 35

Title: The Great King of Draliri (+2000 sp on all attributes) ↓

S rank adventurer (+100 sp in all attributes)

King of Conquerors (+10000 sp in all attributes and no king will ever ignore or offend the holder of this title)

King Wise (Has 100% HP bonus and its longevity is increased by several times)

Loved by the people and the army (will never be betrayed by his people and subjects)

Race: Human↓

Level: ?d??P`»L?

Affiliation: Adventurers Guild (Rank S)↓

draliri (king)

HP: 40000000/40000000

MP: 10,000,000/10,000,000

Lore: 'A king must live a life more vivid than any other and be a figure for all to admire! The king is the one who collects the envy of all his heroes and is their guide! So the king is not alone! For his will is equal to that of all his followers combined'- These words were spoken by Iskandar the king of the Conquerors a small talk of his almost infinite wisdom as king. In addition to being known as a conqueror, Iskandar is known throughout the continent as a wise king who is never wrong in his judgments, truly someone worthy of the title of king of conquerors.

Warning: Something is strange about this guy thought....

Faraam- 'Hmmm… Iskandar a name that I will keep in my memory… '

???- Exactly what Mr. Iskandar said, I think we should listen to what Mr. Escanor is going to tell us even though I already know what the subject is…

Looking at this woman Faraam was curious as he felt a gentle aura coming from the blonde woman but also a coldness coming from her blue eyes.

Faraam- 'OH OH … interesting, who are you little woman… [Eye of Ashel] '

Status

Name: Arthuria of Kian

Age: 25

Title: Queen of Arelath (+300 sp on all stats) ↓

S rank adventurer (+100 sp in all attributes)

Chosen by the lady of the lake (+1000 sp to all stats and protection from spirits + 50% HP regeneration)

Excalibur Divine Sword Carrier (+60% damage while wielding the Divine Sword)

King of Knights (All knights led by this woman experience up to a 50% improvement in their stats)

Race: Human↓

Level: ?d??P`»L?

Affiliation: Adventurers Guild (Rank S)↓

Kian (Queen)

HP: 30000000/3300000

MP: 20000000/20000000

Lore: Arthuria also known as the Queen of Steel or the Guardian of the East. She is known to be a relentless warrior and an innate strategist, she with the help of a small garrison managed to defend her kingdom from an attack by the Grohand Horde where she nearly died by a lake, but at that very site she received the blessing from the spirits as well as the legendary sword Excalibur, since then she has led her realm with several victories against the horde.

Warning: She's fucked, don't try anything with her.

Faraam- 'Nothing too impressive'

Escanor- As Mrs Arthuria said, she already knows about today's topic because she was the one who passed on the information about what is happening.

Gilgamesh- And what happened that led you to call me to this dump?

Faraam just stared at the man and sighed.

Arthuria- As you have known for several years, my country is in conflict with the Grohand horde…

Iskandar- Yes we know that as we also know that they are inactive because the last king of the horde was killed.

Escanor- Yes, but something happened and a self titled 'Demon King' appeared and now commands a horde of demons and is trying to conquer the continent…

Gilgamesh- And because an insect has entered our land, it was necessary to call a meeting? King Escanor and Queen Arthuria?

Arthuria- You don't understand the gravity of the situation!

Gilgamesh- I'm leaving this bullshit and that's it… this was a waste of time!

Faraam just stared at Emperor Gilgamesh with a smile and the same looked Faraam in the eyes.

Gilgamesh- Who do you think you're looking at, worm?

Escanor- Mister Gilgamesh keep calm!

Faraam- 'What did this son of a bitch call me?'

Escanor knew this was going to suck after all Gilgamesh always thought he was the best, he looked at his bodyguard and just motioned for Faraam not to move...

Escanor- I think you'd better sit down again and listen to me until the end if you don't want to suffer the consequences...

Gilgamesh just gulped as he knew how strong Escanor was...

Gilgamesh-… I'm listening

Iskandar- Well, let's continue then Mr Escanor…

Escanor- Right as I was saying, the horde is a threat, they have conquered a small area of the continent and have already surrounded the country of wizards…

Gilgamesh- Wait… is Roland in danger?

Arthuria- It seems that you are interested now ...

Gilgamesh- Of course, if Roland falls into enemy hands I doubt anyone can stop this Demon King apart from some of the strongest adventurers on the continent…

Iskandar- That Demon King guy is piquing my interest… and so how are we going to resolve this matter?

Escanor- For the time being I've sent my court mage to Roland to help stabilize the situation… now how we're going to resolve this is different…

Gilgamesh- How is it different?

Escanor- The enemy seems to have no end … they even seem immortal according to some reports

Iskandar- Immortals? But has Lady Arthuria not fought these beings already?

Arthuria- They're different… my knights are having a hard time dealing with the enemy… and this Demon king seems to have put a curse on the army because whenever we kill an enemy he just regenerates and goes back to fight…

Gilgamesh- But why do you say it's a curse?

Arthuria- Simple because they lose some of their body functions every time they 'die' to the point of turning into aimless zombies…

Iskandar- And I assume you have the solution already lord Escanor

Escanor- You know me very well Iskandar … I've already sent Gael after someone who will solve this curse …

Gilgamesh- And who is this person?

Escanor-A little child named Ariandel …

Iskandar- A child … you are going crazy and-

Escanor- Let me finish talking...

Iskandar-…

Escanor- As I was saying, this child has a gift for creating worlds from paintings, so the plan will be to seal the horde inside one of these paintings…

Arthuria- A good plan…

Gilgamesh- Maybe it will work, although I'm just going to help to prevent Roland from being lost...

Iskandar- So it's decided… I will send my army to Queen Arthuria's Kingdom to aid in the defensive…

Gilgamesh- I will also do the same…

Escanor- I'm already preparing myself… when all the armies are in Kian we'll march towards Roland and protect the Magi Kingdom and then seal the threat inside the painting…

Arthuria- I will start my preparations to receive the armies in my country, but I recommend that you bring your supplies with you so as not to risk my people...

All kings agreed with what the queen said and established to start the attack on the horde in a week, after all it would be a little difficult to move so many troops with teleportation magic as it is still a considerable distance, thus establishing a period of seven days to be all present in Kian for the attack…

Faraam hearing so much was just thinking how strong this king is...

Faraam- 'Hope it will be an interesting challenge...Can't wait'

And so the meeting ended with all the kings abandoning the place as well as Faraam who went to his house to rest in preparation for the coming battle.

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TO BE CONTINUED...