You can't catch me!

"Hey, Elizabeth, do you want oatmeal or pancakes for breakfast?"

I say while putting on an cheap apron.

A little girl slowly walked out of her improvised bedroom with her head low, still half-asleep.

"Yeah, give me pancakes."

I nod and began cooking the pancake batter I stored from yesterday.

"So big bro, are you going to your job today again?"

The little girl sat onto the plastic table with her face pouting at me. I flip the pancakes and put two of them on her plate and one on my plate.

"I have to. I need to earn money and that is the only way I know how, by working later then others." I say, trying to keep a straight face.

"Fine...." She muttered something that I didn't hear. I finish my pancake and go outside. I go onto a rooftop and call my employer, says I need to kill a corrupt mayor. I disconnect and get right to it.

(AN: No incest here. While you are at it, take off your pink-tinted glasses because there won't be romance for a long time.)

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I think back to those memories. Those were the good, simple times. Oh shit! A Kakuna tried to use poison sting on me but I bloked with a shiny Aegislash shield from my left side, but I made it smaller so I can move better. I stabbed the Kakuna before it can poison me. If I get poisoned, its game over for me.

<+76 XP! +.76 System XP!>'

<Level up! Currently level 7!>

I look at a Bug Catcher and Transform into a Volturb. I roll very fast towards the Bug Catcher.

"Oh! A new pokemon! I'm going to catch you!" The boy said and he sent out a Weedle.

"Weedle, poison sting!" The weedle throws a purple energy needle at me which I roll out of the way. Then I transformed into Ditto form with a sword and slashed the Weedle.

"What? What pokemon is that?"

<+78 XP! +.78 System XP!>

"No! Weedle! Go, Weedle!" He put back the first Weedle and brought out one more Weedle, didn't he learn from before?

"Use String Shot!" He spews strings from his mouth thing and it gets on me. I transform into a Charmander and used Ember. Weedle was surprised again and got caught in the flames.

<+78 XP! +.78 System XP!>

<Level Up!>

<System finished updating to Version .2! Features include: Shop, Status, Simple Questions!>

"Whaaaat!" He falls unto his knees in disbelief and looks at the ground. I transform back into Ditto and tap his shoulder.

"What do you want!" He asked. I point to his wallet with my Ditto arms.

"Y-Y-You want money?" He asked. I nod and he threw his wallet at me and ran away with his money towards Pewter City. I think I am sufficent to battle the first gym leader. I need to master all of my transformations and movement first. While going to Pewter city, I transformed into various pokemon I know and did attacks I knew from them. I tried to transform in Lugia but it backlashed and I look like a white and blue duck.

I keep trying but I couldn't get the right shape. Same thing happened with transforming into Mew. I am not strong enough. My last thing was transforming into a human. I got the form and clothes right and even made the clothes have the Uchiha symbol for the laughs.

The body I created had black hair but also green eyes. I made it a handsome 10 year old boy, I originally wanted to make my past life's body but a 10 year old orphan with only a symbol to accompany him is convincing, good thing I learned how to sew in my past life too!

Don't judge me!

Also, I suspect that I am not the only one transmigrated, am I right?

<System does not have capabilities to answer questions. Please level up to level 15 for me to disclose class Non-Fatel Divine Information>

Fine!

<Detecting Determination! Creating function based on Determination! Creating.... Created!>

What is it?

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New Quest!

Defeat the Pewter City Gym Leader!

Rewards: True Uchiha Form, True Fake Identity, Metal Powder (Held Item)

Failure: Hunted by everyone due to being a Ditto and shiny.

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(AN: I know, a bit overused with the Uchiha but because it is cool ok. But I plan to make the MC a bit cheerful to those close to him because it's funny to me.)

Huh, a quest system just like in those rpg games? I like it! Also goddamn Uchiha! That is too overpowered. I drool at the thought of combining Sharingan with my pokemon forms. This going to be fun!

I go back into the forest and I see a smaller-sized Pikachu getting attacked by a Caterpie. I jump and spin in the air and cut the Caterpie in half.

<+22 XP! +.22 System XP!>

"He...llo" I tried to talk English but it came out as pokemon talk.

"Hello mister! My name is Beth and I am a Pikachu! Nice to meet you!"

The pikachu looks very nervous, not that I blame it.

"My name is.... Rick and I am a Ditto! I am able to imitate other pokemon and I incorporate it in my fighting."

I forgot to check the wallet. Peh, only 201 pokemon dollers.

"Do you want to come with me?"

It will be useful to have a speedy attacker.

"Umm, ok!"

"What? Why did you agree so easily?"

"Well, I was an egg about a week ago and I don't know my parents so I am here. Plus, I always wondered what the outside world is like!"

"Cool. Let's go to Pewter City!"

She nods but I don't think she understands.