"It takes more guts to keep living than to just give up and die"- someone smart
I'm currently running away from a mid level monster called a Goblin Troll, how did I get in this situation? you ask, I was Talking a leak in the 4th floor of the dungeon when I started to smell rotting flesh of some kind, probably an unlucky Adventurer I thought, so I finished up my business start pulling up my pant and I hear a deep and rough female voice that could kill say, "no don't pull up your pants we haven't had fun yet," I really hoped it was a hot girl with a nice figure that just had a really bad voice, but of course it wasn't. It was a Goblin Troll and it grabbed my whole butt with one hand.
"Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!," I screamed at the top of my lungs, "horny Goblin Troll, anyone who can hear me help!!!" I was running at full speed trying not to get banged, and that leaves us in the present.
I see something shining on dungeon floor It was a jet black combat knife with a red razor sharp edge.
I struggle to grab the knife as I run by it but my endeavors to grab the key to safety were almost unsuccessful.
"Holly crap I actually grabbed it!," I exclaim as I stop and stand my ground, "your luck just ran out Horny Goblin Troll!"
I get in a fight stance and run toward the the horny beast with my body leaned forward, my left arm positioned to the side and back, my right arm positioned straight back with my elbow bent so my fist was cocked with the knife pointing a way from my body, and looking the monster directly in the eyes. As I get in the monster's attack range I speed up more than I ever thought to be physically possible, pounce like a predator going in for the kill, throw a punch like motion with my right arm and the knife starts glowing with flames as the edge makes contact with the beast's flesh.
<\\\Slashhhhh!\\\>
The top of the monster's head (from just above the mouth up) had been cut clean off faster than the blink of an eye.
<psssssss!>
The monster blood sprayed from the lower half of the monster's head that was still attached to its neck as the the top half hit the floor of the dungeon.
>>>Clunk!<<<
I start cutting up the beasts body and take its bones, teeth, tusks, and Items it was carrying, to sell.
After packing my bag with all of the loot I could carry I head to the dungeon entrance
30 minutes later...
I finally made my way out of the dungeon without further incident. Some how I didn't have a single scratch on my entire body but my clothes on the other hand were completely drenched with blood.
I found my way to the road and started walking to my home city of Atlas.