Li Jun and Mr. Li : Part 3
Tai Yang closed the door and started to pace.
"Now, I'm not wrong. I know lunatics when I see them." He said, speaking to himself in the calmest tone he could manage. "They know nothing about each other! So what if they look the same? Are monozygotic twins the same personality-wise? Are they really, Mr. Flushy?" He asked the toilet. There was a small glug from the cistern at that moment.
"Thank you! Someone with a brain!" He said, clenching his fists and closing his eyes to calm himself. "Okay, Tai Yang. There are two lunatics around, and both of them are weird and creepy, and think in some part of their minds that you're either a woman or a fungus."
He paused and tentatively pulled at his waistband to check what was inside his briefs.
"...Still a peepee. Ugh! These people! It's because they're tall, they think the rest of us are just... just... Mushrooms! Gosh! ugh!" He said in irritation. After some huffing, he took a long, calming breath.