1 TRAIN SAMA WTF

What the actual fuck man?! couldn't you atleast kill me after watching my worthy ass gay porn?!

before the accident...

there is a one girl in a front row in the train sitting all alone with no friends no fam no bitches lonely ass bitch.

there she is on her fucking phone watching some masterpiece art of seduction of lust so called porn, sitting beside the window as the golden beautiful sunlight comes up [man.. i wanna go fapfap so badly.

why do i have to wake up at 6.30 am every morning for 5days and go to school for 18 years..] as she was venting bullshit in her head she  looked outside the window and saw the beautiful scenery. [so pretty but I'm prettier] as she was about to stand up, the train... suddenly crashed out of nowhere.

As the scene was happening all this girl was thinking about how she should've fapped last night as she sobbed. [is this how i'm gonna die with no bitches?Well then please, let me die painlessly as i cannot handle pain.]

As her final moments come, her surroundings suddenly blurred, her neck broke from the pole and her arm cracked by the sudden impact and the leg... BREAK A LEG BREAK BREAK BREAK A LEG.

she lost her mind from the pain and blacked out.

As i was slowly opening my eyes, i hear birds sing and i feel the soft fresh breeze against my delicate skin and i could smell refreshing flowers nearby. I feel the throbbing pain in my temple as i slowly sit down against a tree in my back to support me, i see a beautiful prince charming riding his white horse towards my direction [oh my prince charming, ride me like the way you ride your horse!] as she smiled creepily, it's fortunate that the man in the horse didn't noticed  that creepy ass smile of hers she made just now.

[where the fuck am i? is this heaven? wait.. dont tell me! did the 'send this to your 20 friends to end up in heaven' was real?!?!] as she looked around, all she sees is lake and aesthetic ass trees and flowers. [gah dam aint no way. is this an actual transmigration shit i've been reading or in actual heaven.]

The beautiful fine ass man she ever seen in person is finally near her, she watched him go down on his horse and walked towards her, in every step he make, her smile grows wider. [weheheheh...come bbgrr, let me breed you unless you're Jesus then no.]

The fine ass man looked up at her up and down [gah dam he checking me out right right whehehe] the man opened his mouth and said " maid, clean up the shit stain on my shoes" the girl gave a dumbfounded face "????" [m-maid..? me..?] If you look closely in her eyes, her pupil is spinning in circle  [ I'm a maid? aren't i supposed to be the cute and loveable crown princess or some strange woman that somehow every hot ass guys loves her and dedicate and sacrifice themselves for her or a duke's daughter that is so misunderstood by bunch of idiotic people and is literally sweetest badass hot ass woman?? BUT I GOT A WHAT. A MAID. and this fine ass man is asking me to what?? TO CLEAN THE SHIT ON HIS SHOES! i wanna run off and cry so badly.]

As her mind was occupied, the man waited and stared at her face for who knows how long it's been, as he became impatient he finally said what's on his mind for a while " do you want me to do your job and end your career and slice your neck while at it?" the girl finally snapped out of it when she heard about slicing neck since the pain from incident was still fresh in her mind and body, she shivered while thinking about it "my apologies, my lord. i shall clean it right now" she kneeled down and wiped his shoes with her dress. her expression shows discomfort but the man did not notice since his mind is occupied by something else and the woman is not worth to look at. i guess. [wtf this shit stanks. should i just ran off?] the girl looked up to see his face and smiled happily [its okay hes so fine its worth it hehe.]

after successfully cleaning the shit stain, the man just left without saying anything. [damn leaving with no thanks or whatever, i should've done face mask on your face but a shit version. where the fuck am i fr. my entire body still hurts so much.] as the girl was complaining in her head, she suddenly heard a scream from a distant away, as she's the type of girl that wants to know every drama or some other shit, she of course went to the direction of the scream, fcking nosy ass bitch.

As she looked every direction, she noticed a frail girl sitting on the ground and dresses exactly the same as her "i guess this is the maid outfit, so we served the same Lord,huh. i should go and get some information to save my dear life."

The girl headed to her direction, however that girl still have not noticed her approach, as she vented out loud "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS??" the girl jumped off from sudden of shout and asked "girl are u alright?" with a look of concern [how the fuck do even people in this world talk...i might get called a witch and die again]

"damn, i can't tell if this is a dream or not" as the other girl murmured but the deaf ass bitch did not heard shit so she continued to look at her and waited for the response, as the other girl finally stand up and pat the dust off her dress, she finally noticed her "And who are you?" [I also don't know that's why i came to you fcking bitch ass] as a gruesome thought but outside shes smiling happily "My name is Xay, how about you?" "I'm Sammy, where am i?" Xay smiles as she's happy to know another person but startled by the familiar name [Her name is exactly the same as my best friend and the way she talk is like hers,  the coincidence haha.....no way right..?] "how would i know bitch ass" she dropped the formal conversation and switched to how she usually talk to her friends on Earth since she felt a huge sense of familiarity coming off from her, and she is never wrong about this since her friend she thought up has been friends with her for more than a decade, "aint no way, is this the side effect of knowing you're in a dream?" Sammy talked to herself while Xay widened her eyes and her smile " mf wake up!! you aint no in a fucking dream!" as she slapped her cheek side by side with a smile, Sammy finally 'woke up' and shocked by the sudden slapped as she rubbed the cheeks she got slapped on "I will literally murder you" as she tried to come closer to slap her too she suddenly tripped down on her face "laugh and i will actually do it" said by Sammy face covered of dirt, Xay covered her mouth to hold the laugh that is gonna burst at any moment and tried to calm herself down "Man you're so sensitive, you know that i was just tryna help you out" as she smirked towards Sammy "right right mf you just took that advantage to beat me up, anyways dude where the hell are we?" smirking while looking around scratching her itchy ass.

"wait in the first place, how do you know it's me? don't i have different face like yours?" "man it's cuz im getting a dumb ass bitch vibes coming off from you" replied by Sammy, still cleaning the dirt on her face "damn u so mean for no reason" as she grumbled.

It was strange since the two of them did not noticed something off, but we'll go on..

Xay and Sammy decided that it'll be a good idea to explore the place together.

"sam, do you really think we transmigrated?" as i asked out loud in wonder needing a confirmation "bitch what do you think? in hell? this place is literally full of trees and flowers." as she said with sarcastic tone "damn chill i was just asking" as i rolled my eyes.

I noticed a spot full of people wearing fancy clothes "d-dude look! fine ass people!" pointing the spot full off people to make the blind ass person next to me to be able see some shit

"damn shit you right, gah damn look at them" as we giggled an idea popped out from my smart sexy ass brain  " hey, don't u think we need to gather some information?" asked by sexy big brain me "yeah obviously, we should go near them and listen to their conversation so we know what's up to this place" "man i was gonna suggest that! but bro we can't be seen by those fancy ass people, the last time a fine ass dude saw me he asked me to clean the shit off his shoes, it was stinking real bad dawg." as i pointed the shit spot on my dress, sam looked down and backed off and opened her mouth"damn alright, but how we gonna do that?" "bruh hide somewhere else obviously" "we definitely gonna get caught but it's alright, if we get discovered, we play it cool, alright? don't mess this up or we might end up in jail or much worst get tortured and die. i've read alot of this things before" said, Sammy with a serious tone " yeah man i know, we would have it easier if we were nobles or other shit but nah we got the fckin maid role."

i couldn't stop complaining about this unfairness while heading to our destination.

The garden is large and full of statue bush and colorful flowers, the place is amazing the type of things you only see from animation.

"dude there's food...i'm hungry..." as i said that i could feel my stomach wanting to eat those shit up.

" just don't look, problem solved." said by the dumbass bitch Sammy.

we walked around, searching for a spot to hide and still being able to listen to other people conversations so we decided to hide behind the large statue and listened to the group of mature looking women gossips.

" Madame Viktoria, i heard about your son that went through accident from his spell explosion, is he alright? i am quite concerned since he has a bright future ahead of him."  asked by bland looking woman   "oh yes, silly him, he took the wrong equipments for this project of his, the cheap stuff really cannot handle his powerful mana. I really need to buy expensive stuff for this child now hoho. " bragged by Viktoria  and the rest of the women chuckled after her "enough about my son. I heard an interesting rumor regarding of that 'woman'. their maids are going chaotic over her strange actions." the ladies covered their mouth with fluffy and colorful fan and gasp " oh yes most of our circle has been talking about her lately!" and another woman added "she really do know how to make herself famous" said with a mocking tone, the ladies laughed out loud after the comment she made.

The information we were getting is becoming more and more useless. the only shit we know is that this world has magic, so i made an eye contact to Sam signaling to leave now, however bitch ass Sammy wants to stay a little bit longer, so we stayed for 10mins and somehow still didn't get useful knowledge about this shit all we get to find out was their crappy ass gossips.

I had enough of this shit so i dragged her arm towards where we were at earlier.

"well, that was a very useful information, thank you so much sammy for making us wait for half an hour there! it was a very fun experience!" said it with sarcastic tone and she looked at me with an annoyed expression " rightt?! now we know the drama in their society!" as she quickly changed her face to happy one, fake ass bitch.

" dude i've been really dying to know what i look like now since i came to this weird ass place, give me a min!"

So Sammy and I walked towards to the fountain to see our reflection.

i can see that my eye color is winter grey with long eyelashes and that i have button nose with plump natural pinkish lips, defined V shape jaw "I HAVE THIS KIND OF FACE YET IM A MAID?! HOW AM I A MAID WITH A FACE LIKE THIS?! SAM DOES THIS SHIT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?! HOLD ON LET ME SEE UR DAMN FACE CLOSELY!" i squeezed her face with my bare dirty hands and looked closely at her ugly face, i somehow just noticed now that she has dark red eyes, defined nose with full round lips and white long hair. she looks quite sexy, i wanna smash.

" dude you look ugly as hell, like a literal witch. i bet u get bullied every day." i almost laughed out loud "shut up, look, i'm tanned with white hair and dark red eyes with a kissable lips, i look very seductive."

as she looked at me with a smirk.

'damn i almost got seduced, this is sexual harassment.' and this bitch ass opened her mouth one more time and gave unneeded opinion " your face looks like you gonna cry anytime soon with that sparkly grey eyes. oh my god. why do you actually looked so innocent and pure? this shit does not suit you!" as she covered her mouth, genuinely looked shocked. I didn't listen to her bullshit any longer so i started to loosened up my dress and tried to feel my abs....it's not..here.. "no no no...my abs... i worked so hard for my abs... this body doesn't have abs.." as i muttered in shocked, i felt betrayed in this reality, someone out there really want to see my downfall "no one really wants me to be happy..."

Sammy also started to loosened her clothes and put her hands on her tummy "d-dude!! i got strong abs!! i feel it!" as she widened her eyes, full of happiness while i feel like wanting to cry "just you wait!!" yelling at her fugly ass, she looked at me and started laughing at my face, i truly felt insulted.