Boyz crazy

The scene opens with wendy (now without bandages but still with burn marks) and dipper watching some footage on the mystery shack while voicing over.

"do you have this t-shirt my size" asked wendy as the tourist

"i have something even better,behold my butt!"said dipper as stan

the duo laughed as they ate some chips

"ah man,this is so funny"dipper said scratching his cheek. mabel came out of nowhere

"this is fun,what you to have"she laughed,dipper raised a eyebrow

"how long was you standing there?"he asked a bit confused. mabel waved him off

"don't worry about that. let's talk about this dance!"she then started to dance weirdly. dipper looked a bit alarmed

"oh no! she ate the smile dip again!"he said. mabel laughed shaking her head

"wrong one-thousand! it's because today is the best day of my life!"she said happily,throwing a calendar at dipper's face

"ow"he said grabbing it and taking a look

"sev'ral times is playing at the gravity falls civic center and buffet!" she said excitedly. wendy and dipper looked not as excited

"ugh. sev'ral timez? aren't they that boy band that came a decadd too late?"dipper asked annoyed

A flashback of the band singing their famous song 'cray cray' before returning to dipper and mabel wathcing mabel posing

"mabel,you know all those boy bands are fake right?"he asked,wendy nodded

"dipper's right . they are a manufactured product of a bloated corporate music industry" wendy said

"you are making my dance sad..."mabel said as she stops dancing

"maybe there's a machine that mass produces them"dipper snorted

"oh ho,or maybe the boys are grown from pods"wendy said as both burst out laughing. mabel squinted her eyes and placed her hands on her hips

"you guys can't ruin this for me. i have backup"she said as candy arrived at the shack dressed with a shirt of the band

"woot-woot'candy raised her arms

"who's ready for the greatest night of our lifes? how many time am i gonna love it?"mabel said

"SEV'RAL TIMES!"both fangirls screamed as they walked through the "employees only" door into the attic. wendy and dipper just looked at each other before shrugging at the same time

some time later the girls were getting ready for the concert at evening

"should i go with lipbalm or lip salve"mabel asked

"go wild! tonight is our night" candy said putting on make-up

"i can't wait. tonight we're going to meet creggy G,creggy C,leggy P,chubby Z and deep chris" mabel listed

"he's the phat one" candy said in a jokey tone as both girls laughed

"and they'll fall in love with us"mabel said doing puppy eyes,and eating a piece of candy

back on the gift shop,dipper and wendy were still making fun of old tapes and camera feed,from where they see robbie entering through the cameras.

"hey,is this the fingerless glove store? i like edgy and dumb things,cause i'm robbie" dipper said mockinly imitating robbie

wendy giggled a bit but still tried to hide it. but she also looked a bit uncomfortable

"hahaha,laugh it up chief" he said in a distasteful tone,he then looked at wendy and his tone changed completely

"h-hey wendy,so... nate and his girlfriend are going to lookout point this weekend... and i was thinking we could go too"he asked a bit awkwardly,wendy looked at him like she was tired and a bit angry

"lookout point? look robbie,i already told you 2 days ago after you gave me this collar that i'm sorry for how i treated you in the fun fair but i don't think i'm ready to start another relationship with you. not now at least" she said seriously,pulling a snow owl pendant out of her shirt

"i'll be hmmm,over there" dipper said walking away from the situation

wendy sighed

"look this is not going to work between us,maybe we should try seeing other people"she said starrting to take off the pendant,robbie panicked a bit

"woah woah woah,then at least give me the chance to give a last gift to you,please?"robbie said waving his arms,wendy looked a bit confused but stopped taking it off

"alright... one last chance" she said skeptically. robbie walked to a CD-player and pulled a disc

"this better work hector" robbie muttered and pressed play.

"i wrote this song for you" he said turning to wendy,soon it started

"when i think about you/i feel feelings so deep/i'm tossing and turning/and you know i'm loosing sleep"

the pendant on wendy's neck opened it's wings and the owl's eyes glowed a light blue.

"and i know i'm going crazy/when i look into your eyes/just listen to this song/and you'll be hypnotai-ai-aized"

when the song ended,wendy's eyes glowed for a split second. she then felt bad for treating robbie bad and very inclined to give him a second chance

"you know...maybe i was being a little hasty,i think you deserve a second chance" she said before kissing his cheek. dipper looked at wendy's weird sudden change in behavior,he squints his eyes at robbie

"let me go grab my coat first real quick" she said going through the "employees only" door,once she did dipper walked up and crossed his arms

"alright robbie,i saw that weird CD. what are you up to?"dipper asked suspiciously,robbie shrugged ironically

"it's called romance kiddo. you wouldn't get it,besides,don't tell me your jealous!"he asked back,dipper coiled back a bit

"jealous?i have no feelings for wendy,i just don't like the idea of a friend being hypnotized"he said with edge in his voice. at the last statement robbie got a bit nervous,but was saved when wendy came back

"you ready to go? i can't believe you wrote that song for me"she said super happy,robbie smiled as they walked away.

dipper walked to the CD robbie stupidly left behind,and grab it to analyze it. he turned it taking a look at every possible part of the simple CD.

"alright robbie let's see what you're hiding" dipper said summoning [maps and legends],it touched the disc and dipper felt the ever so familiar tickle of the writing appear on his hand. he looked at it

[old cd

-a regular CD that can have sound recorded into it

-song of the owl:the song itself is harmless but if heard with a snow owl pendant,the wearer will feel a surge of emotions towards the person freshest in their mind

-property of $¨&¨#%#]

"hmmm,where did you get this robbie?" dipper mutters staring at the disc

"what you doing bro bro?" mabel asked coming from the living room with candy

"it's kinda weird but i think robbie has brainwashed wendy with music"he said retracting his stand,mabel giggled a bit

" ah c'mon that's crazy,girls just like musicians. you'll know when you're older"she said in a all-knowing tone

"we´re the same age! besides how can that seem crazy with all the stuff we went through the last couple of weeks?"he asked a bit incredulous

"cause the other stuff made sense,that is just silly"mabel replied nonchalant,dipper just glared at her

"i have a spirit that turns into a map. you can turn anything into yarn. candy can shoot candy. soos can do anything,literally!" he pointed out looking at mabel like she was crazy

"that's unimportant right now,anyway we gotta go."she said before the duo left,candy shrugging a doing a "idk,i'm sorry" gesture before leaving

dipper sighed and facepalmed.

SCENECUT

just outside the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet where dipper,candy and waddles walked while talking excited about the coming show

"i'm so excited!"said candy adjusting her glasses

"yeah,nothing can ruin this day" mabel said,waddles squealing at his owner's joy

a flame erupted from the ground,raising slightly before vanishing startling the girls and pig. the girl and waddles uncontiously flared their auras

"oh sorry,didn't mean to scare you" the trio looked over to pyrrha who stood before them with a malicious smile on her face. behind her stood grenda with her arms crossed

"you again?! we didn't forget what you did to the shack" mabel said summoning [KGB],candy doing the same. pyrrha put a finger to her chin

"as much as i wanted to incinerate you and that little white haired fudge ball,we are not here to fight. we just want to see the show" pyrrha said opening her pink hoodie,showing her sev'ral timez shirt

"you better be thankful,otherwise we would smash your heads in" grenda said aggressively

"please,as if it would be hard to take them on"pyrrha said moving her hair allowing mabel to see her eyepatch

"you're just saying that because it would be harder to fight with half a vision"mabel mocked,pyrrha widened her eyes with anger

"what did you say pipsqueak" grenda stepped foward,[neon knight] starting to form around her,however pyrrha stopped her

"no reason to get into a fight over petty insults"the taller girl said glancing slightly towards the ground,when grenda looked down she saw the floor around them had sinked slightly and was softer almost like it was turning into liquid

the duo turned around and walked away. mabel and candy retracted their stands,mabel crossed her arms while candy breathed in relief

"man people like them really tick me off" mabel said,she then turned to candy and after noticing her expression she forced a smile

"hey hey,let's not let some mean bullies ruin our night,nothing can stop us from enjoying this show"mabel said,candy smiled back and nodded

the two girl then walked to the ticket booth

"we want two tickets please" mabel asked

"too late girls! shows sold out" the ticket seller said with a nasty smile,seeming happy to watch the sadness in the girls eyes before he closed the booth and put a "sold out" sign outside it.

candy looked down and sighed after seeing pyrrha and grenda entering the show "guess we won't see them after all"

mabel looked at her trying to think of something before raising her arms with determination

"no! i said we were going to meet sev'ral timez tonight,and i mean it! i won't let a "keep out" sign,keep us out"she said smiling

SCENECUT

dipper paced around the living room holding the disc on one hand thinking deeply about what robbie could be planning while stan was besides him stocking canned meat,he looked at dipper a bit confused

"what"s with the pacing,kid? you look more nervous than usual" stan said,dipper looked at him

"um,i dunno... you wouldn't understand"dipper said,it was kinda true.

stan sat down and gestured to a nearby chair "c'mon kid,try me"he said,dipper sighed and sat down

"ok. this is going to sound weird,but i think robbie is brainwashing wendy with music"he said expecting stan to laugh at him or deny it like mabel did. stan nodded with his head

"i've seen this before" he said simply,dipper looked confused

"really?" he asked,stan looked at the horizon as the screen waves changing to a flashback.

FLASHBACK

"her name was carla "hotpants" MCorkle"

a young stan is leaning on a jukebox and bopping his head to the beat,he looks to the dance floor and sees a pretty girl dancing

"me and carla baby would cut a rug together at the juke joint. our favorite,50's themed,70's dinner"

stan and the girl dance happily together

"then one day,this new age tree hugger cowboy starts playing this transcendal music"

stan is dancing by himself,when he looks to the side he sees hotpants dancing with gyro zepelli

"her hotpants turned into bellbottoms before i noticed"

gyro and hotpants literally turned into bellbottoms before shooting to the sky with rainbows coming from them.

FLASHBACK END

"my memories get a little hallucination-y at the end,but you get the point" stan said

"wait,so you do believe me?"dipper asked still a bit confused,stan stood up

"you're darn right i do,and we'll get to the bottom of this" stan slammed his hand in the table. dipper smiled

"right before i finish this brown meat" stan sat down and started eat some of the canned meat

"om nom,it's apocolicious"stan chuckled

SCENECUT

"sev'ral timez!" the band shouted as their concert came to a end,the crowd screamed. deep chris sat on a stool holding a mic

"hey girl. i wanna get real for a moment. and say that while we love being superstars,the real reason we do this if for you...not the girl sitting next to you,you"he said before the band left. his statement caused some girls to start fighting and many to scream as they left.

meanwhile it cuts to the backstage door opening,a copper key on the keyhole before it melted into mud

"nice job waddles"mabel whispered as candy followed them

"hello sev'ral timez,we are big fans" candy said walking around,soon they found themselves in front of the dressing room

"here we are candy,ready to meet our idols"mabel said excitedly

"i am also curious" both girl jumped at the thrid voice of glitter and gold standing beside them looking at the door

"you! what are you doing here?" mabel said alarmed,waddles also going on guard

"mabel,who's this? is she dangerous?" candy asked

"she's pacifica's stand,she tried to turn me and dipper into gold back at pioneer day."she said,candy eyes widened as she turned to the golden woman

"calm down,i assure you if i wanted to harm you i would have already. now tell your swine to retract his stand" [glitter and gold] said calmly gesturing at two giant copper axes hovering above her neck. both girls looked at waddles,who looked back before deactivating [big muddy].

"that's better,as for why i am here. my mistress seem to have a fascination for this "boy band" and i wish to understand why" [glitter and gold] said

mabel shrugged and opened the door

"dipper is about to eat his words that boy bands are fake" she said ,gasping at what she saw

it was a room with various cloning tubes filled with green liquid,inside the tubes where copies of the band in different stages of life. on the other side of the room was a big human sized hamster maze where the actual band played around.

"this is more bizzare than i anticipated" [glitter and gold] said

"we clones,yo" one of the boys said

"that's a big hamster cage,hey someone's coming. hide" mabel,candy and waddles hurried behind some stuff laying around while [glitter and gold] just stood there

"right,stand"mabel mumbled as the door opened,a large fat bald man entering immediately starting to shout

"terrible show! what's wrong with you boys? you barely even sold out the arena! and deep chris,is that what you call a pout?"he asked angrily,the boys whimpering like puppies

"every single one of you should be ashamed! except you,leggy P. you were really on point tonight,here you go gordgeous" the bald man threw a dog treat to him,and he started eating it.

"for the rest of you,remember you can always be replaced by one of your brothers" he pointed to the cloning tubes,before start to cough.

"ah my throat is killing me,someone get me lemon water" the bald man says shutting the door,causing mabel and candy to fall from their hiding spot in front of the cage startling the boys

"who goes there,prepare to be danced at!" one of them start to menacingly dancing foward,another one stepped between them

"stand down deep chris,she's a lady. don't disrespect bro,don't disrespect." creggy G said,making him calm down

mabel was speechless while [glitter and gold] was watching the boys and her reaction with interest

"chubby z. let's calm this boo-bop." the band pose in front of mabel to calm her down,she smiles widely

"you okay mabel?" asked candy standing up and righting her glasses

"y-yeah,just trying to keep my brain from exploding right now. i've always wanted to meet you guys. but what's the deal with that crazy chub-chub man?" she asked

"mr bratsman is our producer yo"deep chris says as the rest nods

"he genetically altered us to be the perfect band,G" creggy G says

"but he keeps us in cages! that's just brutal,yo" chubby Z says crossing his arms as the rest nods

"one of our dreams is to escape into the real world. i heard of trees dawg,i don't know what that is but i want to kiss one" creggy Z said

"but we can't leave mr bratsman,he says he loves us" creggy C

"but if he loved you,he would set you free"mabel said firmly,as the other nod

"good,me and my friend will get you out of here"she said,she turned to [glitter and gold] who was still watching

"i don't understand why you feel so flustered by them. they are just like any boy" the stand said

"anyway,i feel my mistress calling me,have fun on your little scheme" she said walking away

"hey wait,at least help us free the- and she's gone. welp,back to plan B" mabel said calling [kgb] as the boy band watched not understanding.

SCENECUT

stan and dipper are on the kitchen table looking at the CD robbie left

"y'see dipper,music has mind control subliminal messages on it all the time. even the one i play at the gift shop" stan explained

"if you wanna hear mind controlling messages,you gotta slow down the record,give me it"stan said,after dipper gave him the CD he walked to the record player,but due to the different format it started to spark

"oh right" dipper mentally facepalmed

"hmmm,something is wrong,but i can't quite put my finger on it"stan said

the looked to see mabel and candy walking in with a large sack

"hey,how was the concert? and what's in the bag"dipper asked suspiciously,the girls visibly tried to mask their reaction

"it's um,things we stole on the show"mabel said

"yeah,don't mess with us" candy backed up before they ran upstairs

stan and dipper just looked at each other and shrugged

upstairs the boys got dumped out of the bag that turned to string,letting them leave. they looked around the room

"wow,your tourbus is weird,where's the feeding tubes?" leggy P asked

mabel and candy smiled secretly at thier reactions

"hey mabel girl,when do we get to go outside?" one asked

"yeah,i wanna cavort like a animal in the wilderness" another said

"wait wait,your producer is probabbly still looking for them" candy said,the boys looked worried. mabel raised her arms

"wait wait wait,don't worry guys,he has to give up eventually and... you can stay here with us in the meantime"she said

"yeah,yeah,yeah" boyz crazy cheered happily,mabel turned to candy

"do you realize what's happening here? we have our own boy band as pets to do whatever we want with!"she said excitedly,candy looked more skeptical

"remember mabel,eventually we will have to let them go. we have to promise to not get too attached"she said to mabel

"mabel?" she noticed her friend wasn't in front of her anymore but in a line with boyz crazy brading her hair

"brading! brading!" the boys cheered,mabel looked at candy's "are you serious face".

"what?" she asked innocently

it cuts to a montage of the girl hanging out with the band. as a song by them plays,it shows they performing for the girls before hiding from stan in the ceiling and the girls teaching the band about the real world,ending in a group hug.

SCENECUT

stan in sitting on the couch eating canned meat,as dipper walks in with a vynil record on his hand

"alright,it took all day but i finally coverted it to a record. now we can slow it down to see what subliminal messages are on it,let's see how this works" dipper pressed play and waited,a tape recorder in hand to be sure. after a while nothing changed

"hmm...that's not spit worthy! what gives"stan said slightly mad,dipper got very confused

"that's it,there has to be more. there's something with how this thing works and i know it"dipper closed his eyes thinking hard what could be the answer. shotly after wendy and robbie came in

"sup dipper,forgot my keys again" she waved and went deeper in the house. robbie looked at him and scoffed

"sup dork,what you doing? solving a formula to make girls love you?"he mocked as wendy came back

"you ready?" she asked,he nodded

"am i! later dorks,catch you on the rewind"he said,at that dipper raised his head and widened his eyes

"i'll rewind your face" stan shouted causing robbie to walk faster

"wait stan,that's it,rewind!"dipper said walking to the record player and spinning it backwards

"here this and your heart shall be winded

to the ill lover you will be binded

this song with mischief and fowl

hear the song of the owl

give yourself to your feelings

hear your heart beating

forget they were a scoundrel

remember them as a angel

see them as completely prized

as you are hypnotized"

"holy mackaroni,now that's a spit-worthy"stan says spitting his pit-cola

"so it his hypnosis,we gotta save wendy from robbie" he said determined

"finally,a good reason to punch a 19-year old in the face,let's go" stan said running to his car

After they leave,mabel come down the stairs into the living room,where candy was watching Tv with waddles on her lap

"how'd it go up there?" she asked

"finally got them to sleep. greggy G ate a tape dispenser thinking it was food

the channel they were wathcing went to static before changing to a news channel

"breaking news. the music industry was shaken today at the news the boy band king,Ergman Bratsman,was arrested. a investigation regarding the members of the world famous band led to the discovery of numerous test tubes and illegal scientific materials."

"that means the boys can finally be free! we gotta tell them" candy said adjusting her glasses and standing up, but mabel blocked her from the stairs to the attic

"not so fast! they aren't going anywhere"she said firmly,candy looked at her friend

"what's the deal mabel? the producer is gone,we have to tell them they can finally be free"candy argued

"w-wait up candy. let's not be too hasty. i mean,think about it. if we don't tell the boys,then they can stay here with me-uh,i mean us"she said. candy could see a desperation on her friend's face

"mabel,we can't keep them in here forever!" candy argued,mabel's smile vanished

"but i love them!" she said

"if you loved them you would let them go" candy shot back

"never! every boy i loved on summer abandoned me,and i won't let it happen again!" she shouted

"you let your obssession go over your head, i am telling them" candy said trying to go past mabel

'ADO'

candy ducked,as a fist went through the wall

"wah,mabel what the hell! have you lost your mind?!"candy shouted

mabel looked at with candy [KGB] floating in front of her with a angry face

"i won't let you take the boys away from me" she said

"then i'm sorry. but i will have to go through you by force" candy said looking down while summoning [sugartime]

"give up candy,your stand is weak in close combat"mabel said,candy shook her head

"i've been practicing" candy said,her stand pointing her gun arm at mabel

'hard bullets'

the stand fires various jawbreakers at mabel, [KGB] uses her speed and reflexes to reflect and destroy all the projectiles before rushing to attack candy with a punch

[sugartime] fires another wave of jawbreakers at mabel before rolling off the way. once again [KGB] blocked all the projectiles before punching the wall

"please stop candy,you can't beat-uh?"mabel felt resistance in her hands,on the other side of the room [KGB] tried pulling ner arms to find they were sticked together with purple goo. candy looked at mabel and smirked

"sticky bullets,your love blinded you mabel" candy said using her stand to sweep mabel off the ground and run upstairs

"guys!" candy shouted barging into the room,startling the boys awake

"bergsman is on jail for what he did with you! you can finally be free"candy shouted,the boys looked at each other

"woah is that true?" deep chris asked,creggy G stepped foward

"but mabel said-"

"mabel was lying to you! she wanted to keep you in here forever"candy said,as mabel came in

"is that true mabel dog?"they asked

mabel opened her mouth to reply but stopped when she looked at their skeptical faces and candy's glare. she looked down and sighed

"yes...it's true" she said lowly,all the boys gasped

"we trusted you mabel dawg. you lied to us" the band sang

"i'm sorry! i just admired you for so long i didn't know how to let go"she said sobbing up

"look mabel girl,we know you like us,we also like you dawg. you freed us,took care of us and teached us all new things,we will never forget you girl" they said

"really?"mabel asked,as they nodded

"yeah girl,group hug" they hugged mabel and she smiled before sighing

"thank you guys. c'mon,let's go free you in the wild"she smiled as the others said "yeah".

the girls watched as the boys hurried happily into the wild as they waved goodbye before running like animals deeper into the trees

"they won't last a week,at least you did the right thing mabel" candy said hugging her friend

"indeed,this was interesting" both girls looked to see [glitter and gold] staring at them with her hands together

"what are you doing here?"mabel asked skeptically

"i am here to see if my little experiment would work" the stand said simply,seeming displeased

"experiment?" candy asked

"indeed,i was curious to see how long would take for you to get at each others throats with that band around. looks like i have to release my anger another way" she said with a strain in her voice,mabel and candy backed up slightly as the ground began to turn into gold

[glitter and gold]s face and body cracked as she showed a furious scowl

"i haven't forgotten what happened in pioneers day,i merely learned from it" the gold started to ripple before a golden hand emerged from the ground ,followed by a giant silhouette that formed a giant golden farmer holding a large pitchfork

"huaaaaaaah" the golden farmer shouted

SCENECUT

at lookout point robbie and wendy were on his car as he looked around like he was surprised

"huh,weird. nate didn't show up at all. so i guess it's you and me,hmm. didn't plan this at all."he said sheepishly

just on cue stan's car fell of a nearby cliff and landed near robbie's car. startling both of them

"what was that?" robbie said loudly looking around,wendy gasped a bit

"that's stan's car,let's go see of they are okay" wendy said taking her seatbelt off in a hurry and leaving the car.

"arg,didn't see that cliff there. i feel like my insides are at the wrong place" stan mumbled falling off the car

"maybe this wasn't as good idea as i thought" dipper said holding his head,he looked up to see wendy helping him up

"w-wendy,stop! robbie has hypnotized you with that song,and that necklace"he said ,wendy looked at him like he was crazy

"are you okay dipper? maybe you hit your head too hard on the fall"she said,dipper shook his head

"sorry" dipper stretched his arm and grabbed the necklace before pulling it off her neck

"dipper!" wendy shouted startled,dipper grabbed his tape recorder

"listen to this" he said pressing play,replaying the hidden message. wendy widened her eyes as she felt a headache hit her as all her

"woah,i remember now!" wendy said and turned to robbie angrilye

"now i remember who i truly felt about you and you mind control me using a damn song?!"she shouts,robbie lifts his hands as we walks backwards

"h-hey,let's talk about this. that wasn't even my song,i found the disc in some store,so we good?"he smiled forcedly

"no,we are not good! i told you i wasn't interested in a relatioship with you and you try to force me with a song you didn't even write?! it's over robbie"she said walking away.

robbie face contorted with anger as he looked towards dipper

"you..." he said,his voice seething with anger

"you are the cause of this! you and your stupid family. if you never came along this would never HAVE HAPPENED AAHHHH" robbie shouted running at dipper and tackling him,causing both of them to tumble in the ground and fall of the cliff they were in and onto the forest below

"KID/GUYS!" both stan and wendy shouted running to the edge of the cliff looking down below

TO BE CONTINUED...