Phoenix in MHA

Richard Lee an half asian guy with average looks, average grades, average wealth and tendency to escape reality like a normal weeb.

He finished his undergraduate degree in an average college (lol) and got an interview appointment. He was nervously walking in the corridor of a 20 floor building. He was really nervous because it was his 5th interview and he didn't get anything but ' You were good but not suitable for our company '

"F**k they told the interview was at 11:00, it's already 12:30 dammit"

He was already waiting for approximately 2 hours in the lounge.

*cough**cough*

His throat was dry from all the nervousness and sweating. He asked the receptionist about the water and went towards the next floor.

*sigh*

He was lamenting about his life while he was walking. 'why am I like this? just why? why am I so average? what made my life so boring? is it me or is it because I watch anime and read manga so normal life seemed boring? I never excelled in anything I'm very average as average can go *sigh*'

'what would be like to born in an anime world? what it would be like to be born with super power? what the hell am I even thinking is that even real?'

He gets near the wending machine to get the water. He inserted his coin and selected the option water...*clank*..*clank*...

That's it, there was no water bottle in the receiver. He tried it again *clank* *clank*.. and there is nothing in the bottom.

*sigh*

His eye wandered through the machine and saw a 'out of service' sign hanged in the side. He just accepted the fate and ready to go back when he saw a public toilet he thought he should freshen up. So he went inside and saw a 'caution wet floor' sign and carefully walked in. He washed his face and looked in the mirror and wondering what was going to happen in his boring and average life and to his average self.

Suddenly, "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE DIDN'T YOU SEE THE CAUTION SIGN..."

Richard got started by the sound and was about to run out but he forgot about the wet floor.

*BAM**DONG*

"what the...." that was the last this he said and his consciousness was fading.

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(Janitor Jamie POV)

He just finished cleaning with the ladies room and was about to store the tools in the wareroom, he saw someone in the men's room and thought it was dangerous as he just wiped the floor and it was wet. So he thought he should just warn the guy..

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE DIDN'T YOU SEE THE CAUTION SIGN.....*BAM* be ..*DONG* careful"

He saw the who was looking I the mirror get startled by his shout and fell on the floor. He instantly regretted it. So he went near to check up on him. There was no blood he thanked the God for it and went to the aid of the guy.

"Oi are you alright"

The guy didn't give any response. He checked for breathing, there was none. 'sh*t'. That was the only thing going on in his head. He called 911. The crowd started gathering and someone tried to give CPR. It didn't work. The ambulance arrived and confirmed that Richard died severe internal bleeding in his head.

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( Richard POV)

'Holy shi*t, that's it isn't it? that's one embarrassing way to die'.

"yeah, it's an embarrassing way to die,

it's funny though."

'what the..'

(A/N: sorry guys this is the only way I know how to introduce a ROB. If you have any other ideas please comment here)

'who is there?'

(A/N: huh yo mama)

"It's me Dio"

'pffftt' ' what the hell'

"Actually it's not hell, it's my throne room"

'Are you a king or something...wow.., why are you so bright'

"I'm actually what you would call ROB. You can actually call me GOD you mongrel"

'yeah that's it. I think some cosplaying neet psycho kidnapped me'

"Oh hell no. I ain't one of those lazy bums that lay around all day and watch anime and read manga and comics. I'm an omnipotent being that created the Omniverse that you live."

'Did I just cuss a very powerful being. please dont whoop my ass'

"No boi I ain't gonna slap that non existing ass. I'm gonna give you a second chance"

'Greetings omnipotent being that created the Omniverse. You are the epitome of every thing.

You are the brightest existence that ever to be in existence..'

"Stop. Stop it. Stop licking my ass like this. You disgust me so much. Please stop"

'Sorry, I was afraid you would snap me out of existence.'

" If I was gonna to do that I would have already did that."

'So what about this one more chance thing. Is this the legendary reincarnation.'

"What is legendary about this, every fanfic..ahem.. I mean every week I do this sh*t to some puny mortal"

' Do you also watch anime and stuff is it that much of a divine creation?'

"No I just watched it by chance, nothing more. I have many more important stuff to handle"

'yeah I can tell'

"Ahem.. mortal, I'm giving you a second chance. You can live another life that I give you and you have three wishes and that'll be adjusted according to that world."

'So I can't choose the world I live in?'

"Nope"

'Could you atleast let me choose my wishes after you choose the world?'

"Sure mortal."

Then the ROB snaps his fingers and brings a picker wheel into existence. He then spins it. It lands on My hero academia.

' That's cool. But aren't you omnipotent and omniscient don't you already know what is it going to be, can't you just say it?'

"Don't question the way of the divine mortal"(A/N: don't question me the way of authors)( though it's my first book)

'I think you just wanted to make it dramatic. Anyway can I pick my wish?'

"Go on then. I will be the judge of the limit of the said power"

' ok can I get bird Bird fruit model phoenix as my quirk?'

"Sure but you won't get that kind of instant regeneration right off the bat. You'll get it eventually by training it very hard"

' ok I'm cool with it. Then can I get physical limit of Saitama?'

"Nope. But I'll give you a relatively high physical power according to that world. You can train hard and reach that level"

'how much is relatively high? ok anyway as for my third wish I want all three haki'

" You do know that haki is will power right. ok I'll grant it and I'll give you the training method to increase and adapt to all three haki"

' Thank you Omnipotent being you are the holiest being in existence. You are the ultima..'

*snap*

"What the fu**. This guy is so shameless. Even I got goosebumps. whatever just entertaining me will do."