This story is taking place in alternate Narutoverse. The main character has a different judgment and mentality from the original naruto. And the memory of Naruto's childhood has a deep effect on him when he woke up on his body. His soul has transferred to the body of recently died Naruto as compensation from a true god. He woke up with all the memories of Naruto. As he is from the earth he will not stand the rude behavior from others towards himself. He is not alone. He brought the guild of Ainz Ooal Gown and ultimate system with him.
Itachi and Kisame entered the inn in which Naruto is staying with Jiraya . They knocked the door of a room and a boy opened up the door .
" Naruto uzumaki you will come with us ," Itachi said to Naruto . He has already activated his sharingan . Kisame is standing behind him .
" Nope " Naruto said and shut the door immediately on his face . Kisame broke the door with his samehada . He doesn't have a great day . He faced a great humiliation by an old lady because of him . Itachi regained his cool attitude which he lost because of the beatings of an old lady .
" You brat I am going to cut your hands and legs and carry you to our hideout . My ass is swollen because of you ," Kisame said to Naruto . Itachi facepalmed himself after hearing his word . It is humiliating enough to get beaten by an old lady and he is proclaiming it to the whole world . ' What an idiot ' Itachi thought in his mind .
" Thank you for your ass but my answer is no . I am not a gay especially not with a shark guy ," Naruto said to Kisame . The comment of naruto made him angry . He took out his sword and slashed at him quickly but Naruto became a colourful smoke and got attached to Kisame . He is looking like a clown with different colour on his akatsuki jacket .
" Do you like my colourful welcome mister sharky ," Another Naruto came out of the wall . He has hidden himself into the wall .
" You brat , I am going to cripple you ," Kisame said to Naruto . Itachi is observing both of them . Kisame again attacked him with a sword and again it was a clone . But this time it didn't dispersed like earlier but divided into ten small Naruto who jumped upon him and started to bite him and tickle him .
" What kind of irritating clone technique is this ? " Kisame said and slashed at the small clones of naruto . But it divided again and now it became 50 mini clones of naruto . They were crawling upon him and biting on his hand so he can't use his samehada . They were pulling his skin with their sharp nails . Four naughty mini clone of naruto started to bite on his swollen butt which earned a lot of painful moans of Kisame .
Itachi was about to help Kisame but sasuke came on the exact time . He looked at the scene of mini clones of naruto are having lunch of a sharky guy who is moaning in pain . He looked at his brother Itachi .
"Now I have same eyes like you . I was waiting for this moment to avenge our clan . To kill you Itachi and restore back our clan's honour . I will end you here and now brother ," sasuke said to Itachi while activating his two tomoe sharingan . He did some hand seals and lightning chakra started to appear in his hand .
" Chidori," sasuke said and all the lightning spread upon his hand and he run towards Itachi in full speed to put it inside his chest . Itachi caught him and broke his chidori arm .
" ahhhahahahhhahhahh," sasuke cried in pain . He felt he is weak compared to his brother . He felt all his efforts were waste . The curse mark got activated and he tried to attack him again in curse mark mode but Itachi kicked him and looked at him with pity .
" You don't have enough hate to kill me . Hate me , detest me and become more powerful and when you gain eyes like this come after me . I will be waiting for you , my foolish little brother ," Itachi said to him and he activated his mangekyo sharingan .
" Tsukuyomi," Itachi said the name of jutsu and casted it on sasuke .
" aaaaahahahaahahahahahaha," Sasuke cried in great agony and became unconscious . Jiraya appeared and looked at the scene . Colourful Kisame was on the floor with 50 mini Naruto who are trying to eat him . Itachi is holding sasuke .
Jiraya already casted a jutsu before entering the inn as he felt some unwanted presence . The whole part of inn in which they are standing was turning into a mass of muscules of some one's belly .
Samehada started to bite all the mini Naruto and they turned into smoke and this time they didn't divide like earlier . Kisame became free with the help of samehada . Itachi left sasuke as he was engulfed inside the muscles of that belly . Itachi and Kisame ran as the muscles were trying to capture them .
" Amaterasu" Itachi used his dojutsu and a black flame appeared and burned a part of meat wall and made a large hole on it . Itachi and Kisame escaped from the large hole .
" What are those black flames ," Naruto said as he appeared from a wall . Of course it is another clone . Jiraya was surprised to see Naruto there and he didn't even felt his presence except the mini clones who were eaten by samehada .
Jiraya took out a scroll and seals the black flame . A kanji of amaterasu appeared in its place .
" Amaterasu the black flame which burns everything for seven days and nights . Interesting Itachi possess a jutsu of this caliber ," Jiraya said to Naruto . Unconscious Sasuke appears from the wall and the the muscles were disappearing and walls are seen in his place .
" You deliberately let them go or it can be my imagination . You are more powerful than what you have showed here ," Naruto can see through the act of Jiraya . Itachi is jiraya's spy in akatsuki and he knows it . He cannot capture his own spy . He came quickly to inn as if he got a message from someone .
" I have to search for you and couldn't waste my time on small fries . I was worried about my godson ," Jiraya was sweating as he was almost got caught by a kid . It was a fullproof plan and even akatsuki cannot see through his plan .
' Naruto almost caught me . Only sensei and I know what happened during uchiha massacre . Maybe he is not entirely sure about it and he is asking on a hunch ,' Jiraya thought about it .
" Dynamic entry" Gai voice sounded with a kick on the face of Jiraya . Jiraya was thrown on the wall from the kick of gai .
" I am so sorry Jiraya sama . I was in a hurry to inform you about akatsuki and take back sasuke as he ran after hearing about Itachi ," Gai said to Jiraya who is holding his butt for some reason .
Another Naruto appears while holding a small package of food . The previous Naruto disappears into smoke .
" Many things happened when I was away . I was unlucky to miss the action ," Naruto said to Jiraya and Gai after receiving the memory of his shadow clone .
" You are alright Naruto kun . You are eating a lot for a kid ," Jiraya said to Naruto . He is still holding his butt . It will definitely affect his research .
" Keep growing Naruto kun . It's a power of youth which is shining brightly inside you ," Gai started his youth lecture for Naruto .
" Don't encourage him like that Gai , he can eat everyone's hard-earned money on one meal ," Jiraya said to Gai . He is tired after running around the town .
" You wanted to treat me that time . Don't complain about it now . Here take this food you are looking hungry and I am full . A blind old lady was kind enough to give me some food when I helped her to cross the road ," Naruto said to Gai and Jiraya . When Jiraya heard about a blind old lady he suspected that she was the same woman who has beaten him so badly .
" Good job Naruto kun ," Gai said with his shining smile .
"Where did you find that lady ," Jiraya asked him a question with a serious tone .
" Near the bar . She told me her son and grandsons ran away from bar after she corrected them . She told me she beat the shit out of his son after she caught him flirting with a young lady . I helped her to reach her house and she gave me some food from her own restaurant . Her son is pathetic to leave her in the bar ," Naruto said to both of them . Gai encouraged him but Jiraya was depressed for some reason .
Gai informed him about the condition of kakashi . Itachi put Kakashi into Tsukuyomi during his konoha visit and followed naruto here after that . He requested both Naruto and Jiraya to bring lady tsunade back as she is only one who can heal both of them now . He took sasuke on his shoulder and ran at full speed towards the konoha .
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Far from the small town ....
Kisame and Itachi were running at full speed and stopped only when they were sure that Jiraya was not following them .
They stopped for few minutes .
" Damn how are we going to explain this to pain sama . He would not be happy to hear that we failed to capture nine tail jinchuriki . That boy is very tricky than the bingo book information ," Kisame is angry that he failed his mission . First he lost his dignity after getting beaten up by an old lady and now he failed to complete a mission . Today is not a lucky day for him .
" Calm down kisame . Everything will be fine ," Itachi said to Kisame . He is happy that he informed Jiraya on time . But he can't show it to Kisame .
" My grandsons are tired after a tough fight with a Sanin . Are you injured somewhere Kisame hoshigake and Itachi uchiha ," The old lady voice appeared behind them . She is walking slowly towards them with a smile .
Kisame and Itachi are horrified by her sudden appearance . They didn't even sense her . Kisame is angry after looking at her . He dashed forward to cut her down for the humiliation she has put him through . Itachi is too late to warn him .
" I am gonna kill you old lady for beating me ," Kisame said to her . He was about to shred her into pieces by samehada . She caught the sword with her hand . Even samehada was unable to shred her into pieces . She used her invisible dense aura to protect her hand from samehada .
" You are quite rude child . I have seen centuries as an old lady . I should discipline you today for attacking an old lady like I did with that Sanin Jiraya ," Old lady kicked him and snatched the samehada from him at the same time .
Itachi understood she is not blind . He activated his mangekyo sharingan and casted Tsukuyomi on her .
" You are too young to cast a dangerous jutsu to threaten me ," Old lady said and broke his Tsukuyomi like its a simple genjutsu .
Itachi was amazed by her ability . He has seen Kakashi and his brother are unable to respond to this jutsu but this lady is something else . Kisame was horrified when he saw she broke free of tsukuyomi like it's a child's play for her .
Her body slowly changed into an old lady with white hair and red eyes . She still has wrinkles on her face . Adamantine sealing chains came out of her back and it restrained samehada on ground from escaping . Sealing chains are unable to be absorbed by samehada as it is like a kekkai genkai only for uzumaki .
" Who are you and what are your motives to interrupt us ? " Itachi said to her . As he cannot allow Kisame to speak on their behalf who is angry after losing his precious sword .
Old lady stabbed the samehada with her front part of sealing chains like a spear . It is in pain like a living parasite . Kisame cannot see his favorite weapon in pain so he closed his eye .
" Tell your leader to keep his hand away from an uzumaki child . He broke a sacred rule of uzumaki clan . As an uzumaki he should not have bring any harm to his clan siblings ," Old lady said to Kisame and Itachi . They tried to attack her together but she looked at them like they are some foolish kid .
" Fuin " Old lady said and activated the fuinjutsu she put on Kisame while bumping on him earlier in the town . He started to feel a great pain in his body parts . But he refused to let a single cry escape from his mouth .
" Don't make a move Itachi uchiha otherwise he will die a painful death . Stand there like an obedient boy ," Old lady said to Itachi . And he stopped his attack for the safety of Kisame .
" I am listening . Please tell what you want to tell our leader . I will tell him everything ," Itachi said to old lady . She smiled at him .
" You will tell him when every member is present there . You are fortunate enough that an old lady like me came here to explain it you . You wouldn't like the approach of our current leader Kai uzumaki . Tell pain that his original identity is not hidden from us . It is not fair that he send S rank ninjas against a small boy . Is he scared of naruto uzumaki , a 12 year boy . He thinks that he is a God . We can crush a puny god like him anytime if he go against our child . We will not hesitate to kill him if he is drunk in the power of rennigan and go against his younger clan sibling who is just a child ," Old lady said to Itachi . He is shocked by her information gathering . No one knows about his rennigan outside of akatsuki other than sanins .
" I heard about Kai uzumaki recently ," Itachi is carefully choosing his words . He doesn't want to make her angry . It will threaten the life of Kisame .
" Pain may have sage eyes . It doesn't mean he is god . Even sage of six paths never called himself a God . How the hell he claims that he is a God ," Old lady said to Itachi . Itachi thought for a few moment .
" People claim many things in there life . It is not possible that everything is true " Itachi wanted more information from her to tell his akatsuki leader and he will send the information about her directly to third hokage as a spy .
" It's just a warning for akatsuki and its leader . Now get lost before I beat your asses again ," Old lady said to Itachi and Kisame . Her adamantine sealing chains went back into her and samehada became free . It quickly crawl towards Kisame . The old lady disappeared in front of their eyes .
Kisame felt he was released from the pain he was felling earlier . He got up and looked at Itachi .
" I never knew pain sama is an uzumaki ," Kisame said to Itachi . He felt someone crushed his pride after looking at his samehada .
" Neither do I ," Itachi was silent . Old lady gave them a warning and left . Not even revealed her name . A simple warning . Itachi is tired after using Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu many times today . He was low on chakra so he couldn't capture her . For some reason he couldn't predicate her moves even with his sharingan .
" I don't want to meet that scary lady . She was really a grandma to play with us like that . It was a not even a battle , she crushed both of us ," Kisame cannot believe someone played with S rank ninja's like small babies . Samehada will heal within few days but his pride will not .
" Actually she used only tactic . She somehow knew we are exhausted after our battle in konoha . She took advantage of that information and took you out first as you have large reserve and I almost emptied my reserve today from all the battle ," Itachi said to Kisame . He has a hunch and it is correct .
" We have to tell everything to pain sama . I can't rest here . Let's go to our nearby hideout ," Kisame wants to get out this place . It reminds him of his defeat . They walked towards there hideout .
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Small town .....
Old lady appears near the small town where no one is around and turned back into Naruto . He walked towards the area where he stays with Jiraya for that day .
'Now they will not disturb my childhood days . Thank goodness I knew Itachi was in no condition to fight me after his overusage of sharingan . Kisame is easy to trap . It's a good thing that I didn't use academic transformation . They cannot see through my magic transformation . I should take rest now ,' naruto is thinking about his genius plan which he executed flawlessly against two S rank shinobi .
" Shadow clone jutsu " Naruto produced thousand clones . " Practice the second stage of rasengan here . Dispel the clones who progress faster than others . So everyone gets the experience of them and we can complete it in a day ," Naruto gave them their orders and left to take some rest .
Naruto went and dispelled his clone which is inside the inn . He slept in the newly provided room by the innkeeper as the earlier room is not suitable for them . Jiraya explained everything to innkeeper and gave him money for the repairs and again went for his research . Some people never change even after getting beaten up by old ladies . Naruto 's clone was alone so he has no problem to enter the room .
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Unknown location ....
Projections of akatsuki members appeared on the hands of gedo statue . All the current members appeared to know the results of Naruto uzumaki capture mission .
" Where is the nine tails jinchuriki Itachi . I thought you both are capable enough to capture him ," Pain said to Itachi . He want explanation about the current situation .
" We are unable to capture him . He is very clever and we couldn't find the real jinchuriki even at the last moment . Jiraya was with him and he returned on time to help him . Even after we saw he was beaten up badly by that old lady he came back . He almost caught us ," Itachi said to everyone present there . He is still thinking about that old lady and her message .
" I hate that old uzumaki lady . She injured samehada with her chains . She almost stole my samehada ," Kisame got angry when Itachi mentioned her earlier . He just couldn't control his anger whenever he remembers her .
" Old lady ??? What are you talking about Kisame " Pain is curious now . He never knew apart from him , kai and Naruto someone else is alive from his clan .
" It's all started when we were near the target location . She bumped into kisame and introduced herself as a blind lady . She tricked us and started to beat us . Kisame is still angry on her for his swollen butt ," Itachi said to the akatsuki members .Deidara and hidan started to laugh when they heard about it .
" So she beat you too into your ass Itachi like you are a spoiled baby ," Deidara said to Itachi to see his angry face . Itachi didn't even looked towards him .
" We thought she has mistaken us for her grandkids and punishing us as we have not recognised her . For not creating a commotion we took the beating from her otherwise it will alert the target . Suddenly she asked where is our spoiled father . We lead her to jiraya ," Itachi explained them in details .
" You lead her to Jiraya why ? " konan asked him . Why he would lead an old lady to Jiraya .
" She also want to beat our father for spoiling us . So Itachi and me are forced to take her to Jiraya . We took her to where he was talking to a young lady . While hiding we saw the beating she gave him for flirting with a young lady . At last she was going to cut his manhood but Jiraya the Sanin escaped and ran away somehow ," Kisame said to konan . Everything is fresh in his mind .
Itachi started to explain everything in detail . He gave the message of that lady to his leader in front of every member . They were silent when they heard the message from itachi's mouth .
" It's dangerous to attack nine tail jinchuriki for now . As he is protected by Jiraya . I will complete my goal at any cost when the time comes . We will discuss other things later ," Pain said to them . He is not worried about that lady's threat . The meeting was over between them and the projections of akatsuki members disappeared from the hideout .
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