The Bet

I think while looking at prelati with a frustrated expression and they seem to notice it as they smile and say hello what did the little ol mean do to make you so frustrated you know what you did oh and what did I do

I don't remember doing anything I think you'll need to jog my memory back my good friend

you know what I'm not even going to bother trying to explain it to you I say while I start walking back to enhance who is currently lying on the floor trying to regenerate their body from the last attack I made to them

But before I could leave it to start talking to them prelati ask me oh were do you think you're going and don't you remember we made a bet and you bet me something you bet me something that I know you remember cuz you'll never forget something like that

What do you mean make a bet with you I would never make a bet with you like you know I would never do that and they said is that so well this Geass we made does not exist right they say while "cutely'' smiling at me

All I say is i'm fucked aren't eye and they reply in more ways than one you might be asking what bet did I make with them well I made a bet that if they tried to attack me or try to steal my magic crest and experiment on it I would

Go on a date with them and I could not complain the entire time and they could do whatever they wanted to do with me except to kill me or harm me but if they did not try and do that that means that they could not be horny around me for an entire 5 years

Now you might be asking their a magus of course they would try and steal it and experiment on it why would you be so confident as to make a bet with prelati I've been killing dead Apostles for 3 years with 100% success rate do you really think they would go after me

Really that was just asking for death or so I thought but it seems I'm wrong and don't know how truly greedy magus's could be anyway I see no way of getting out of this contract without doing something doing something that every dad knows how to do

Grab the milk no jutsu drink it all and leave to get more milk but seeming to no what I was thinking about they said if I remember correctly this Geass states that if you try and run away you'll willingly give me your magic crest and all the information in it

And I say where the fuck does it say that I would remember signing off to something like that but they just smile and say read the fine print and while I do that they walk up to me and smile don't worry

Are date will be happening in Fuyuki around 1810 as they say that I realize how truly fucked I am i'm literally going to the first holy grail war because of prelati oh and if your thinking about backing out of this you know what will happen

Damn now I see why people rather not deal with prelati in strange fake sigh whatever I still have 4 years to prepare for the war anyway it seems that enhance is fully regenerated now that's great now I can talk to him and get away from prelati

As I walk over to enhance to speak to him he sits up with a smile and says it seems I have lost so what are you going to be doing with me or what are we going to be doing and I simply reply we're going to be executor's for the church

and he looks at me like I'm the biggest idiot in the world are you dumb I'm a dead Apostle they'll kill me once they see me there and I simply reply with yes if you were just any ol Apostle but i'm are going to make you the new 27th seat

And then we will continue hunting dead Apostles after that to make double sure that people know that you don't give a fuck about the apostles no you want to kill them and will get you so infamous that the church will invite you to become one of there executor's

yeah well the problem with that is that my master is very very strong and they're not that easy to kill yeah they might not be easy to kill but that doesn't mean we can't do it if we work together think about it if we team up we can easily kill that blood sucker

As I say that they eventually start to think about that proposal and eventually agree and they agreed after just a little bit of thought because of course they would agree to the fabulous me

I think with a smile anyway it's time to get down to business as I say that they look at me with a questioning look I ask for the coordinates to his Masters location as he tells me that I immediately use my bulshit marble Phantasm to teleport to there

As I do that I immediately sense a lot of presences near the castle that we teleported to and I can only think how many fucking people does this guy have his slaves Jesus Christ that's a lot

If my counting is correct over 4 fucking thousand Jesus Christ this guy must be way stronger than I thought if he has this many ghoul under him and I mean that there is more than just ghouls here

You know what I'm not going to deal with them instead I'll be doing the biggest Giga Chad move I can do do you remember how Napa lifted up his fingers and blow up an entire area well I'm going to

Lift up my middle finger and do the same thing and if you ask how my answer is yes and as I start gathering my od to do that I lift up my middle finger and blow up the entire area and say gg ezz rip bozzo

after I do that I say I injured the 27th seat but did not kill him it's all up to you now I say as I grab prelati and take them off my back don't ask me how they got there they just did

I projected some popcorn using my phantasm to eat while watching to people who can stomp the floor with a lot of maguses with ease and I got to say even while injured the 27th seat can still hit hard

I mean they're going toe-to-toe with enhance who is strong as fuck I would know I fought the guy and he was able to almost kill me once

Which is really hard to do the bullshit powers I have I mean damn that guy strong anyway the 27th seat just backed off and started tweaking like a guy with

Turrets that is high as a kite and oh shit did this guy turn into a white hulk I accidentally say out loud and prelati asks what a hulk some type of se-

before they could say anything I kick them into the distance and resume watching the fight with my popcorn

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2 Hours later

finally enhance beat him and all I got to say about the 27th seat is he wont die no matter how many times you kill him he's like a vampire spring trap

( A/N please excuse the grammar mistakes i'm playing fgo while typing this and for your information no I still don't have demon king oda nobunaga bye and have a good day or night)