I'm A Fucking pseudo Servant Now

( A/N the new name for The Greater Key is now Dawnbreaker thanks Benio_1983)

''Ugh my head feels like shit wait why the fuck am I in a bed?!'' I shout as I look around I start to remember the shit that happened to me in just 30 minutes of the war starting 'wait i'm in night wear that seems oddly familiar' I think that as it clicks in my head

''Prelati get your ass in here!!!'' as I shout that and no one comes ''Well it seems like I have to get them myself and they will explain why i'm in there shitty pink and purple nightgown'' I mutter as I flip up the blankets and then I see them in all their naked glory underneath my blanket right beside me

''.....You know what....i'm just.....going back to sleep...'' I mutter that but I notice something out of place ''Wait why is it that one of Prelati's fake command seals are missing fuck wait let me check something time modification''

( A/N time modification has the ability to reverse cause and effect and change the past. It is generally used with large scale rituals that require a large amount of Magical Energy and planning in order to activate it) I say as I start to use it on the fake command seals and I start to

Reverse the cause and effect of one of their command seals disappearing ''I don't feel like sleeping right next to prelati anymore and I can somewhat feel a connection with them and I see this is fucking bad can't let them know about this....'' as I mutter that Prelati roles on top of me and then ask

''What are you muttering about stud~'' I look at them and decide to do the most logical course of action and say

''Get the fuck off of me Prelati before I beat the shit out of you'' they look at me with that look that I know all to well and say ''Hmm you don't need to worry about there being anything in my ass it's clean so you don't have to beat anything out of me and you can just pound me instead~''

I look at them and ''You know what it's too early for me to deal with you right now i'm heading down stairs to check up on Abigail and her master so get on some fucking clothes'' I say that before burning what i'm currently wearing to ash and creating a new set of clothes for myself

And as I get out of the room and start walking down the stairs I start to think 'It seems that i'm at about 40% of my max power ugh if only I didn't use that spell all willy nilly I probably would be at around 78% of what i'm at now'' as I exit my thoughts I notice Abigail sleeping on top of her master while he is reading something 'Wait were the fuck did he get a book from!?'

Then I start thinking 'You know what i'm going to just chalk it up to anime logic and not think about it sike fuck that i'm going to ask him how' I think before walking up to him and tapping him on the shoulder and I start asking ''Hello sir but wear did you get that book from I don't remember you having one on you''

As I asked that he looks up at me and says ''I created a mistic code in the form of a hat that has its own imaginary space inside of it wear I keep a lot of thing since things don't age inside imaginary spaces'' as he said that I thought of something

'Hmm he has done something similar to what i've done but I turned my hand into a mystic code that I store my puppet in' ( A/N I had to re read lord el melloi case files and re watch the anime to find out what that one spell was)

''Hmm I see thank you for answering and may I ask you if you need anything'' as I said that he looked at me and asked ''Please keep your master away from my servant they have nearly said over 6900,4567 things that would make even the most indecent man blush'' I look at him with pity and say

''Sadly no matter what you do you can Never stop them from saying whatever they want to say even if you kill them anyway I will go scout out the area for any other master's or servants do you want to come along'' as I ask him that he shakes his head and tells me

''No I won't if I leave Abigail unattended they will nearly summon some eldritch horror because your master tricked them into doing it'' as he says that I reply back to him and say ''you are right I would not trust my master around any servant that can summon things much less Abigail Williams anyway goodbye i'm heading out now''

As I say that I teleport out of the mini fortris and I start to think 'Hmm what should I use to scout out this place aww I know' as I exit out of my thought's I start to use some magecraft

''Kabbalah now with some Transmutation with a touch of Transference of Consciousness and Memory Partition to make sure the golem does not get hacked and even if it does I infused extremely unstable time modification inside of it that will kill whatever destroys it'' as I finish saying that and let the eagle like golem fly off I start to think

'Since I might be a Pseudo Servant based on what happened earlier I need to confirm it bye using the link between me and the command spells to take some excess mana from prelati now to try and do it' after I thought that and started doing that in a split second my tank started to refuel by a little ''Yep that confirms it i'm a fucknig survant now fuck my life!'' as I silently scream that I notice

( A/N yep all that shit was happening in 30 minutes for him oh and also the Pseudo Servant thing is only because the ''Grail' decided to think of him as a servant because I want to make my main mc suffer)