One Piece: The Slowest Man

"Uggh"

I loudly groan as I come to, and as I open my heavy eyelids the first thing that greets me is a beautiful blue evening sky with white fluffy looking clouds dotted throughout the sky. And as I'm staring at the beautiful images, I begin to hear loud ocean sounds, sounding as if large waves are crashing against a nearby cliff wall.

After a while I refocus and am immediately able to tell that I'm laying down on what seems to be thick grass, I immediately try to stand up but just as I was halfway up, I suddenly feel as bile rises out of me, forcing me to quickly turn over onto my hands and knees and acquiesce to the feeling, coughing up large chunks of what seems to be purple goop onto the green grass.

And as I'm done regurgitating everything, I open my eyes and am greeted by the sight of the disgusting goop changing colors from a deep purple to sickly black.

Seeing this strange sight confuses me greatly, but I quickly remember my situation and am forced to forget about it for the moment, and as I stand up, I can see where I truly am, and just as predicted, I am standing over a steep ocean cliff, positioned a few meters inland.

But just as I'm staring and marveling at the beautiful sight of the rolling waves and the boundless ocean, I'm suddenly brought back to reality when I suddenly hear loud screams coming from behind me.

I'm startled by this and quickly turn around to see what the commotion is, and as I do, I'm greeted with the sight of a large wall of trees that seem to be the entrance to a large green forest.

However, I don't have time to think of this as I'm hearing the frantic screams coming closer and closer to my position, so I quickly get my wits together and shakily run as far away as I can, not intending to be in the middle of whatever is happening.

I quickly run towards a large tree not far away and hide behind it, using the cover to find out what the heck is happening and why those screams sound so scared.

And just in time as well, as I suddenly see 2 small figures running towards the spot where I woke up, putting their backs to the cliff's edge.

And not a few seconds later another figure appears not far behind them, this figure, contrary to the first two, appears to be a large burly man holding a huge deadly looking machete on his broad shoulder.

This man quickly approaches these two figures and stands in front of them, and immediately the two groups begin to scream and yell at each other in loud voices, I can somewhat hear them, but I am quite curious as to why a man with a machete is chasing these people, so I, without thinking, leave the safety of the tree and slowly walk a bit closer, intent on listen on what they're saying.

As I get closer, I start to distinguish their individual physical traits that were not too visible from where I was at before, and to say I was shocked would be an understatement.

Obviously, the first that took all my focus was the one with the large weapon, and as I look at him closer, the more shocked I grew.

The things that stand out the most is that the guy was around 12 feet tall if I'm not mistaken, which is humongous, as far as I know there has never been a man this huge in recorded history, so I was very surprised to see a record breaker out of the blue; but the oddities of the man don't stop there, no they get even worse.

What caught my attention the most are his large arms; the biceps are as large as my head, indicating that this guy is as strong as an ox, yet what really freaked me out was the rest of his arm.

They appear to be supernaturally long, almost touching the ground and strangely also seem to be double jointed, gruesomely appearing as if it was broken at the forearm.

This stops me in my tracks for a few seconds before I once again focus and look towards the other two individuals, maybe they are as weird as this guy?

And just as expected, what greets me is again a strange picture, two people, one relatively good-looking woman with blue hair and good body proportions.

With the strangest thing about her being a gray eye mask that seems to be made for no purpose whatsoever other covering her face, yet it doesn't even do that properly as the facial features of the woman can still be easily discerned at a glance, followed by a red and white striped beanie hat with a big white puffball at its end as a close second for weirdness; not too strange overall, a bit out there, but nothing to be concerned about.

The other one however I cannot say the same about, it appears to be a short fat man that is not wearing any shirt over his round torso, leaving his somewhat muscular but broad chest exposed, what can be seen however are his green and black boxer shorts that strangely go up to above his belly button, and over this he wears broad orange pants that are being held up by orange suspenders.

And over that he wears a large purple trench coat open at the center, giving full view of his body and his weird clothing style.

A questionable sense of clothing so far, but nothing too strange as of yet, that is however until you come up to his face, a face so strange looking that only his mama would love looking at it, his most distinctive feature being a large red carrot shaped nose right at the center of said face.

And adorning all this is his hair which I very strangely styled to split into two spikes which point upwards right at the center of his head, looking as if a section of his hair was just cut off by someone and was simply left like that for no apparent reason.

As I take this all in, I'm greeted with a sense of Deja vu, I feel like I've seen these guys somewhere before but I'm just not sure where, but as I get closer, I simply ignore this strange feeling for the moment and focus on listening into what they are saying to each other, maybe I'll find something out from there; and just as I'm in range to finally hear them, the first thing I hear is the large monstrous man gruffly yelling at the two shorter people, "FOXY! you cheated!"