Late night show with Yuuya and Agu episode 4

[ Disclaimer: not an actual chapter]

Agu: hello There everyone.

Yuuya: Babe~ you gotta be a little more enthusiastic! like HELLOOOO! and welcome Dear beloved Audience to another episode of your favorite and only LATE.NIGHT.SHOW!

I am your host Yuuya Kizami! and this is my Co-host and partner in crime and Love, Agu Francis!

Agu: Ugh so loud, I was definitely not sober when we started dating...

Yuuya: Nevermind Babe, You don't need to do anything with enthusiasm, I still love your lack of energy!

Go babe! give us nothing!

Agu: I'm leaving... *stands up*

Yuuya: *Pulling him back into his seat* Babe C'mon! I was just kidding~ Hehehe!

Agu: *eye roll* ok, I'll stay ..but I won't be speaking much.

Yuuya: Yay!... Anyways, back on track!

Hello everyone! I know you're wondering...where is Mati and Coco? why aren't they hosting this episode?

Agu: Nobody cares.

Yuuya: I'm sure they Do!

But to be honest, we don't know exactly what happened that our two ladies aren't coming to the studio today...but luckily we're here as temporarily replacements! isn't that right babe?

Agu: Yeah...no.

Yuuya: so cute when you're uninterested...

Anyways! since we're literally inexperienced with this sort of thing, I mean no one can do this job better than the girls, and I have to admit it's difficult following the script, I've been improvising so far...

So how about a different approach? Are you in babe?

Agu: you're asking me? this was your idea! and if you're seriously asking for my opinion, it's best if we just do what Miss Belmonte and Jeanette do all the time, provide informations.

Yuuya: Hmmm right, what should we talk about Agu? this is a talk show after all.

Agu: Ugh, you're clueless as always.

Yuuya: *Kissy face* But I'm not used to using my Head too much! that's kinda of the reason why I became a knight? remember?

Agu: You do however, have a persona for someone who can entertain people, at least that's what I think.

Yuuya: Aww babe! was that a compliment?!

Agu: *eye roll* I take it back.

Yuuya: *kisses him* love you too.

Agu: *smiles*

Yuuya: oh oh oh I saw that!

Agu: saw what?

Yuuya: You're smiling!!

Agu: Stop acting like I never smile!

Yuuya: But it's a rare sight.

Agu: *Eye roll* whatever.

Yuuya: All that eye rolling will getchu blind booboo!

Agu: I'm fine with that, it means I don't have to see your dumb face again.

Yuuya: So mean! I Know you don't mean it!

And you're lucky you're exactly my type, or I would've been mad at you!

Agu: Hmph...same!

Yuuya: Hmmm, how about we briefly talk about betas? We're ones!

Agu: Yeah, Since we're both betas, that could be a good idea.

Yuuya: Yay baby approved! so what should we mention?

Agu: Don't be too loud... how about we talk about what betas are in general?

Yuuya: Ah yes! like mentioned before, Betas are considered normal people, and conceive Their offsprings the casual most known way.

Agu: Beta woman can't make someone get pregnant, and male betas can't get pregnant.

Yuuya: Yep, the general public opinion about Betas, is that betas aren't considered anything special in our world, despite that we make at least half the population.

We're more than Omegas and alphas in numbers, and we are almost everywhere in every field of life.

Agu: Ugh the public*Eye Roll*.

When it comes to annoying Social class and general contribution, Alphas are representing power.

They 'usually' take on Leading and protection roles such as Monarchs, Corporate CEOs and even lawyers and judges.

While omegas are mostly dominating in creative/social Fields domains due to them being the symbol of beauty, life and art, so you'd find them in Fields like art, Education and medicine.

With exceptions of course for all genders primary and secondary, I mean take his Majesty as an example.

it's rare occurrence to see an omega leading a country on their own, or being the Actual Ruler making decisions without being married to an Alpha monarch.

Yuuya: However when it comes to betas, we have it a little easier than omegas and alphas do, since we're not really under the spotlight, it's more like we're treated as extras.

So we're almost everywhere, and in everything, casually existing.

Best thing about being betas is that we can lead normal lives in the middle of the Alpha/Omega World, and we're not often too judged by our secondary genders either, like Omegas and Alphas are.

The worst thing they can tell a beta like me, is that I'm not special.

Yet where's life there's struggle! And for example, we're sometimes involuntarily dragged into the social war between the other secondary genders.

Especially when it comes to romantic relationships that involves betas with non betas.

Like any other world, we have liberals and conservatives.

But unfortunately, there's a major of the second type amongst betas! and since lots of conservatives only care about baby making issues, betas having relationship with someone they can't procreate with, is a sort of a taboo.

Agu: which reminds me, speaking of baby issues...in previous episodes, Matilda mentioned how baby making progress happens between the secondary genders.

Yuuya: Yep, she Also spoke about a teeny tiny possibility that [Alpha X beta] and [Omega X Beta] couples, can actually have babies together, at least one.

Agu: it's a small chance, as in super rare...

Yuuya: But a chance is still a chance!

The pairing we're talking about that have that chance are Alphas (of any gender) with a female beta.

And Omegas (of Any gender) with a male beta.

Agu: I'm not sure why there's this huge fuss amongst conservatives about babies and children, get dogs or cats! they'll love you more.

Yuuya: Right? babies are overrated! but there's no denial they're cute too.

Agu: Nevertheless, the tiny possibility usually increases significantly, if the pair are destined mates.

Yuuya: Yep, being destined mates is quite cool! although most destined pairs are Alpha x Omega ... Though sometimes, things can get twisty!

Agu: a fact about mating! when accepted by your mate, you'll start to experience strong attachment emotions whenever you're around your mate.

Though I doubt it's true, Most destined mates say that been around your Mate, feels like being in love for the first time 24h 7days a week, like An Overload of happiness that never ends.

Yuuya: Well I certainly feel like I'm In love with you 24h 7Days a week!

Hey! say babe? maybe we're destined mates after all!

Agu: Seriously? Would being serious kill the likes of you?

Yuuya: Would you get sick trying to not argue with me when I flirt with you?

Agu: .....

Yuuya: .....

Agu: .....

Yuuya: you know what~ I remembered something funny you told me last night! about being serious and...

Agu: *blushes* OKAY SHUT UP!

Yuuya: AWW! I love how I'm the only one who knows the real you, well besides your parents...Kinda?

Agu: Speaking of My parents, can we go to visit them soon?

Yuuya: Why are you asking me if we can visit your parents?

Agu: What if they asked us to stay home for couples of days?

Yuuya: And?

Agu: Aren't you bothered by parents being...my parents.

Yuuya: Your parents are like my parents, would I be bothered by the two kind souls who gave me my precious boyfriend?

Agu: Thanks... Yuuya.

Yuuya: Anytime babe, it's good that you're speaking up your mind.

Agu: I hate to admit it, but it's easy being expressive with you.

Yuuya: Aww Babe! another compliment! what's the special occasion today?

Agu: *Eye roll* can we end this episode already? please!

Yuuya: *Pouting* You're no fun at all babe!

*Sighing* Though it sounds cute, i still wish none of us get wrapped up into that Destined Mates legend...What if I get someone other than you!

*Gasps* I don't want anyone else but you to be my mate Agu, I don't want to lose what we have!

Agu: I know, Me too...I love you.

Yuuya: OMG! I love me too babe! *Giggles*

Agu: UGH! I can't believe I tried to be romantic with you! Just end this episode!

Yuuya: HI HI captain! so...dear beloved Audience, thank you for joining us again! this was so much fun to do! especially with the most precious person in the world to me.

Agu: *smiles* in the meantime enjoy what we prepared for you this time, it's special.

Yuuya: Aww! oh right! and like Socorro usually says, stay tuned! and do not forget to smile to yourselves in the mirror!

Agu: Goodbye everyone.

Yuuya: bye bye!... let's go babe.

Agu: *eye roll* okay.

...[Special episode bonus]...

Instead of a thorough character list like all the previous times, this time we will give you something else, we consider it special.

Though we apologize beforehand if you find it cringy.

We have here, A little romantic poem written by Matilda Jeannette, Hope you guys like it!

.....[Enjoy!].....

- Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

How I love to gaze upon your eyes,

but I hate it too.

- The void I see within,

Breaks my heart to pieces,

my patience is running thin,

wanting to know the reason.

- Eyes like yours should shine,

eyes like yours should glitter,

you fill my mind with thoughts,

and my poor heart with jitters.

- Say, what is on you mind my love?

what keeps you up late at night?

is it something words of advice can fix?

would me lending you my ears suffice?

- When I first met you in person,

I thought of you as a garden fairy,

A pair of gloves sealing your bony fingers,

what i saw was a beautiful soul, elegant and earthy.

- How long has it been since we met?

How long since I have fallen for you?

When was the last time we spoke,

without having to fight and argue.

- We are both, starving for attention,

we are both, starving for love,

we are both, Liars pretending,

to be something that we are not.

- You wish of me to be serious,

I wish of you to be softer,

you keep asking me to leave,

I ask you to stay a little longer.

- Roses are red,

violets are blue,

Loving you is like solving a case,

without finding any clues.

...[End].....

bye-bye!