CHAPTER 23

*fire release :great fireball × 9*

*fire release : phoenix sage fire × 7*

*Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Flower Nail Crimson × 4*

*Fire Release: Great Dragon Fire Technique × 3 *

*Multiple Phantom Shuriken × 6*

* flames roaring sfx*

" these pyromaniacs !! damn they should be trying to capture me!!! not roast me !!! damn things will get messy if they just kill us all!!.

perhaps they caught those idiots and decided it was fine killing me?!?

but I'm the mission leader damnit!!!"

*fire release :great fireball × 9*

*fire release : phoenix sage fire × 7*

*Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Flower Nail Crimson × 4*

"come on again!!!! their going to burn down the damn forest !!! their not even properly aiming at me they're just playing with me these crazy bas-"*Fire Release: Great Dragon Fire Technique × 7 **fire release :great fireball × 16*

*fire release : phoenix sage fire × 17*

" fuck there's more of them??!?!"

" send the explosive tags !! × 8"

" wait!!!"

* BOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOM BAM BOOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOM BAM BOOOOOOOM RUMBLE RUMBLE*

* FLAMES FLICKERING IN THE BACKGROUND*

" uuu uuu * sniff sniff* uu uuuuuu * sniff* uuu * cough* uuu * cough cough* "

"umu i think we took it too far right?... nah we went easy" Uchiha 1

"yeah we let him of easily" Uchiha 2

"we really can't burn him?"Uchiha 3

" he resisted capture and all..."Uchiha 4

" unfortunately we can't * sigh* " Uchiha 2

" but to think he would go against our adorable little Sasuke's happiness tsk tsk "Uchiha 1

" we should burn him a bit..." Uchiha 3

* points a flaming sai at the unconscious kumo ninja*

" you shouldn't ... maybe a little?" Uchiha 4

" stop messing around and let's take him back already " Uchiha police squad captain 1

" but Captain..." Uchiha 1

* stern look*

"okay" Uchihas 1,2,3,4

say captain why can't we burn him a bit? Uchiha5

"drop that topic already.." Uchiha police squad captain 2

" your squad also wants to burn him too huh.."Uchiha police squad captain 3

" yeah. guess everyone wants too" Uchiha police squad captain 2

* glances at the ones talking about burning people *

"almost all those that came...." Uchiha police squad captain 2

" guess it can't be helped that kid is friendly to everyone and he likes helping ... he even helped me out getting a girlfriend... ; we should rough him up at least no? "Uchiha police squad captain 3

"..."Uchiha police squad captain 2

"...*cough*....."Uchiha police squad captain 3

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THE NEXT DAY

".... shouldn't you punish them for burning so much of the forest Hokage-sama?" Secretary

" ... they really are lively huh...*cough* ..* sweat drops*..."Minato

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Sasuke POV

"good morning Hinata-chan , good morning everyone"

" um good morning Sasuke-kun* blushes*" Hinata

"good morning Sasuke-kun !" ino

" good* munch*morning *munch* " choji

" morning" Shikamaru

" *snores*" kiba

"* snores *" Naruto

" woof " akamaru

" grr " Bernard

"good morning Bernard , akamaru"

" woof woof" akamaru

" grr * licks Sasuke*" Bernard

" even the bear gets more attention from Sasuke-kun* does circles on the floor*" ino

" wait that tickles"

" woof * jumps at Sasuke too* woof " akamaru

" hm?* yawn* akamaru? * jumps at Sasuke * cannonball!!" kiba

"* Munch munch?*" choji

" nah I'm not going " Shikamaru

" wait no don't-"

" cannonball ! dattebayo!! yawn " Naruto

"huuff ..... air .."

" * munch* cannonball * munch*" choji

" ouch huuff huff air...."

"Sasuke-kun !! * jumps too*" ino

" Sasuke-kun ?!? umm say something uhmm !?!?"Hinata

" i think he passed away from oxygen loss.." Shikamaru

* everyone scrambles*

"huh a puppet !?!! when!? how !? !?" kiba

" huh ? " Naruto

" * munch* how shika??" choji

" body replacement jutsu" Shikamaru

" ahh a life size Sasuke plushie!!!" ino

" Sasuke-kun?"Hinata

" I'm here Hinata-chan" * appears behind Hinata*

" how dattebayo?" Naruto

" umm ino-san that's my Sasuke-kun plushie could you not squeeze it so much * blushes*" Hinata

" huh * freezes* you have a Sasuke-kun plushie?!?!" ino

" yeah MIkoto-sama gave it to me * blushes*..." Hinata

* confused faces* × Naruto and kiba

" Shika what's wrong? * munch*" choji

" ignore it choji"Shikamaru

" a choji plushie should be comfortable for naps right shika?"

" huh * deep thinking* ..." Shikamaru

" umm shika why are you looking at me like that?? * munch*" choji

" so you mean she might have another one ?! " ino

" i think so" Hinata

" hmm? yeah mom has some more she even gave izumi- oneesan a itachi plushie."