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Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Friend Shisui faces a life and death crisis. Meanwhile, Itachi, a devoted disciple, is on the brink of embracing his destiny as the epitome of 'filial piety' within the Ninja World. The eyes of the entire clan will soon become specimens for others, because they are consumed by an obsession they cannot get rid of. Under the watchful eye of the Konoha Corrupt Quartet, Uchiha Funan, a fifteen-year-old retired cadre of the Uchiha clan, deals with overwhelming pressure. This pressure leads him to make the decision to venture beyond the confines of the clan. --- This is a translation of a Chinese Novel, with minor changes in some parts of the original story. I don't own the picture in the novel cover.

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Chapter 85: Flaming Feuds and Scorching Scandals

"I understand!" Torifu said directly. "I'm also against the Uchiha approaching the Jinchuriki. I'll contact Funan about this. By the way, how is the Jinchuriki doing right now?"

"Jiraiya is with him."

"Oh!" Letting Jiraiya keep the Jinchuriki was probably a decision that both parties could agree on.

"Torifu-sama!"

A shinobi walked into the office and said respectfully: "The Sunagakure investigation team has arrived."

"Oh!" Torifu said: "Shikaku, you and Funan go meet them. We will let you cooperate with the investigation team."

"Yes!" Shikaku strode away.

When Funan saw Sunagakure's investigation team, he couldn't believe his eyes.

The most beautiful back in the shinobi world!

"She's not dead?" Funan whispered softly.

Shikaku rolled his eyes at the side and said: "Be a little more sensible. She's fine, she's still a great hero of Sunagakure. Why should she be dead? Do you have a problem?"

The leader of the Sunagakure investigation team is surprisingly the hero of Sunagakure, Pakura!

Funan remembered that she should have been sent to Kirigakure by Rasa to be killed after the Third Shinobi War.

This should be the condition for a truce between Sunagakure and Kirigakure!

And now, it turns out she's not dead!

Funan thought for a moment and suddenly understood.

Damn!

It's because of him again!

During the Third Shinobi World War, he was thrown into the front lines against Kiri, with Shikaku as his partner.

Therefore, Kiri's losses were much greater than in the Naruto Series.

Who is the person Kirigakure hates the most right now?

It's definitely Uchiha Funan!

Even if there is an agreement, it will be between Kiri and Konoha, not Suna.

Funan looked at Pakura's appearance and instantly changed his attitude. 'You can't deny a favor of life, right?'

So, Funan made a decision. 'One cannot be too selfish and must know how to show gratitude. I am a good person, and I am willing to give her the opportunity to pay me for preventing her death.'

"Welcome, members of Sunagakure..." Shikaku approached smiling to welcome, but Funan had already approached Pakura's side.

"Hello, beautiful lady. I am Uchiha Funan." A modest smile appeared on Funan's face.

"Are you Uchiha Funan?"

Upon hearing this name, the Suna shinobi, who were originally on guard, changed their expression greatly, especially Pakura, had a dramatic change in her expression.

She stared at Funan with interest, her eyes full of vigilance and curiosity.

"Oh, you heard my name? What an honor." Funan continued to laugh.

"Of course!" Pakura's expression was serious. "I am Pakura of the Scorch Release. I am very happy to see the famous Bloody Flame."

This sentence made many people suddenly realize.

One is Scorch Release, and the other is Blood Flame, both of them are flame bringers!

It is natural that both of you want to know more about each other.

"I really want to spar with you!" Pakura's eyes were full of fighting spirit.

Funan was overjoyed and said with a smile: "I also want to compete with you. Come on, let's find a place where no one is around and have a good competition."

"Ok!" Pakura looked at the people on the side and said: "Baki, I'll leave the rest to you."

Baki looked at Pakura speechlessly.

Shikaku also looked at Funan with a headache and said: "Hey, Funan, what are you doing? You have to understand..."

Funan gave Shikaku a thumbs up, smiling widely, his teeth shining in the sun. "Shikaku, I trust you, this is youth!"

"...Thank you, but the problem is that I don't trust myself at all."

Looking at the two people leaving, Shikaku and Baki looked at each other. At this moment, the two of them had the urge to have a drink.

After the two looked at each other, Shikaku forced a smile and said: "Sunagakure envoys, this way please, we have prepared a place for you to rest."

Baki nodded stiffly and left with Shikaku.

The leader ran away, and things undoubtedly became much more troublesome.

There are several more procedures.

They had to discuss first, then report to the two leaders, and after their approval, they could move on to the next step. If they didn't agree, they would have to start over.

Maybe many people think that without these two people, there will be less things to do, right?

This is nonsense!

Now the situation in Konoha has become so tense. Who dares to make a mistake at this time?

Sunagakure was in a similar situation.

Pakura's strength was not below that of the Kazekage.

However, Pakura is a civilian shinobi, and Rasa's power is very restrictive to the One-Tail, and he is also the disciple of the Third Kazekage.

This is why Rasa took the position of Kazekage.

Who dares to ignore the will of such a troublesome woman?

Therefore, no matter what, both parties could not avoid these two.

...

"Is this Konoha's sincerity? They are deliberately slandering us!"

After a short rest, the investigation team accompanied Shikaku to the room where the bodies of the Kumo shinobi were.

After a brief inspection, the Suna shinobi became enraged.

They could tell they were Kumo shinobi, how could Konoha not see it?

"What?" Shikaku raised his eyebrows and said in surprise: "It was obviously the Sunagakure shinobi who invaded, why do you still doubt our sincerity? Frame them? Are you talking about Konoha?"

"You..."

"Enough!" Baki stopped the angry Suna shinobi and looked at Shikaku, saying: "These are Kumo shinobi."

"What?" Shikaku's expression changed. "Sunagakure doesn't want to recognize them? Do you want to blame Kumogakure? Look at their forehead protectors and they died at the hands of the Uchiha, most of them used Sunagakure's ninjutsu."

'And is that enough as evidence?' Baki's mouth twitched.

"If this is what Konoha thinks, then we have nothing more to talk about. Let's do whatever it takes!" Baki's words also became tough.

This is trying to force the blame on Sunagakure, they will definitely not admit it.

"Okay! Do as you say!" Shikaku waved his hand and said: "Go away!"

After that, he assigned someone to guide Sunagakure's envoys out of Konoha. Then, he turned around and left.

"Wait, wait a minute..." Baki was dumbfounded when Shikaku left.

This was the reality. Suna was no match for Konoha, the power gap between the two was huge.

"Oh!" Shikaku turned around, his face emotionless. "Anything else?"

Baki sighed helplessly and said: "Shikaku-san, we can discuss it."

Seeing this, Shikaku finally smiled.

...

In a forest around Konoha.

Funan ran out with his clothes in a mess, looking back with tears in his eyes. "You... you actually... are worse than a beast!"

Damn!

Pakura, who also had disheveled clothes, almost fainted with anger upon hearing that. Her eyes were red with anger.

[Boom! Boom! Boom!]

Four blazing fireballs appeared around Pakura.

"What?" Funan shouted angrily. "Do you want to kill me to hide the truth? Let me tell you, you are dreaming! I will expose your dark side."

"You..." Pakura was furious and yelled. "Are you still an Uchiha?"

"Are you still a man?"

Funan pouted and said: "You know that better than anyone."

"I know nothing!" Pakura said angrily. "You bastard, don't say such things that are easy to be misunderstood."

"Okay then." Funan jumped and said: "When you put on the clothes you don't recognize me anymore, do you?"

"You..."

"Just wait!" Funan shouted. "Pakura, this matter is not over, I will come back!"

Looking at Funan who left in a rage, Pakura's mind was a mess.

It was just a contest of strength, why did the other party have so much drama? Looking at that expression, Pakura was a little doubtful whether he had really done anything.

'Hmm?' Suddenly, Pakura turned his head and saw the Sunagakure Investigation Team, who were staring in amazement from a distance.

The Konoha shinobi were also there, but they all seemed to be hiding a laugh. Only Shikaku's expression was grim.

'Damn it!' Pakura's mind went blank instantly.

...

People are always interested in gossip.

Especially someone like Pakura, a goddess-level kunoichi with impressive beauty, skills, and figure.

Funan is the same. No matter where he is, he is a perfect male god.

In addition, they both have extremely high status.

So, a huge tornado swept across Konoha.

Pakura felt like she was attracting strange looks and people pointing at her wherever she went.

The Suna team was also arguing intensely.

A man and a woman ran out of the deserted woods, both of them were disheveled, and they said such a classic dialogue.

This excited them even more than the matter with Sarutobi Hiruzen in the past.

The discussions became more and more exciting and real as time continued to pass. They even described the postures used by Funan and Pakura. It was as if they had seen it all with their own eyes.

Pakura was stunned. 'Is this Konoha? Have I been in the wrong place?'

Shikaku and others were also stunned.

After several rumor battles, Konoha seemed to be heading down a slightly crooked path.

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