Chapter 1

My name is Thomas I was an ordinary man living a simple life until one day I was struck by a truck. Beep Beep! "Oh come on not this cliché Bullshi." and like that I was killed. When I awoke I found myself in a white void. I looked around and said to myself "All I see is white WHERE THE FUCK AM I." as soon as I said that god appeared in front of me. He said "Hey language." He then went on to explain how my death was an accident and that too make up for he would send me to the world of naruto with 3 wishes. I look at him say "Ok so let me get this straight you accidently caused a truck to kill me and now you're sending me to another world ugh Ok so I can choose any 3 things I want?" He looked at me with a sad face obviously hearing the sarcasm in my voice. he then says "yes."

Ok so everything's not to bad I'm going to naruto what should I choose I don't want to be cliché I know what I want. " Ok for my 3 wishes I want first I want marcos devil fruit, second I want a template system to help grow stronger,, and finally I want a starter pack to make me as strong as a high ranking chunin." Don't wanna make it too easy. He looked at me for a solid minute before finally saying "alright, however you won't get these gifts until you're 7." I responded with "Fine so be it." and with that he sent me on my way.