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Naruto: Reborn With Useless Skills?

*Ahem* Please read the "tags" before you go about the story, Friend! Also the MC goes through a huge character development. The MC is like an insane dick at the start. But he grows. Now the synopsis: Surname Kaneko meaning Golden and Given name Mitsu meaning Light. Ahhh! Such a fitting name.... FITTING NAME MY ASS... But the name holds weight in the land of fire. Hmmm. Why? Well because, it's the name of the Fucking Fire Daimyo aka Otou-chan, my daddy dearest. Huhuhuhu... Yesh! You have guessed it! I was reborn as the fricking prince of fire. It's great right? RIGHT? WROOOOOOONG!!!!!!! Because the idiotic daimyos, don't let their dumb kids learn ninjutsu.... But worry not, yours truly, was lucky to be born as the third prince. Damn! I didn't know the fat lady had 3 children already, no wonder she was... You know what! I will stop right there. I don't want my fate to be the same as that Tora. *shudder* But the biggest issue here is, after I was run over by Scooty-Chan... Yeah! You heard me, Scooty-Chan. Coz, her elder cousin Truck-Kun, was too busy running over some fat NEET, she had to come and give me a ride... and a ride she gave... *Tears* I even got the worst reincarnating official... more like an assistant... Here, I have read about the awesome powers reincarnators get when they reincarnate. While yours truly was stuck with a pussy who can't even authorize a freakin Sharingan.... Well, you know what! It doesn't matter. Just see how I freaking kick ass with the worst list of skills. https://discord.gg/mtQutXpjky ___________________ Note: The name of the FF is a parody itself. And yes, the skills the MC gets are useless on their own. But using the parody of a certain Novel it became something else! Note: The cover and any images in the future are and will be drawn by me. So these belong to me. ___________________ Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters only my OC's and the change of plot

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Valentine’s Day Special! “Delicious Dango!”

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Valentine's Day Special!

"Delicious Dango!"

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[A/N: One shot Special story! There is a vote below to make it canon. Democracy wins!! But my personal opinion, if this turns canon later in the story, it will be rad! Unedited, coz not the main story untill you peeps vote!!]

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Time: Near Evening, A few days before the Canon's Chunin Exams

Place: Blazing Shopping Square.

[General]

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A man with black, slightly fuzzy hair was jumping around from stall to stall, seemingly trying to find something. He hit up every sweet store in the area, only to come out dejected every time.

This man was none other than our favorite minion, Fuzzy. Who apparently was on a Dango run for his prince.

"Mitsu-Sama and his cravings… He actually wanted to eat Dangos at this time of the day…

And what's worse is… I can't find a single damn store.... Selling Dangos…"

He kept looking around and started sweating. He has never failed Mitsu before.

And he didn't want to fail him for the first time!

So, he kept looking around, leaving no stones unturned.

'Why can't any of the maids make Dangos… How ridiculous it is, that all the maids are from good families who inherited different skills and arts, yet none of them know how to make Dangos…

Yukina was even crying, when she couldn't fulfill her master's request… Sigh… Will I really fail for the first time?'

Feeling dejected, Fuzzy was losing hope. When suddenly, he found a small vendor. There it was written on the board, 'Shining Dango House'.

Fuzzy felt a bit of hope returning. So, he approached the store.

The owner of the store was a fat middle-aged man, whose head was hairless as a baby's bottom, shining from the light of the dying day.

'Appropriate name for the store, I guess...' Fuzzy thought secretly.

Fuzzy prayed to the gods and ancestors, as he asked the shop owner, "Say boss, do you have any Dangos left?"

The owner turned to him but didn't say anything.

The owner was thinking, 'Why were so many people buying Dangos today?'

Fuzzy didn't know about the owner's thoughts. He was crossing his fingers and was getting ready to give up when the Owner said, laughing,

"Onii-san, sure has good timing. I still have one set of Dangos left. I was about to close the shop early as all the Dangos sold so quickly today. But here is the last set. That will be 400 Ryos."

Fuzzy was above the clouds as he heard the owner.

He smiled unknowingly. As he took out 500 Ryos and gave it to the owner. He even tipped him the change.

But when he was about to take the box of Dangos from the owner's hand….

It suddenly disappeared…

Fuzzy was trying to hold the empty air where the Dangos should be... With a smile…

He slowly looked down at his hand and patted the air… The space was empty...

He tried to search again...

Still empty. Finding nothing, his body started shivering uncontrollably. He looked at the owner with terrifying eyes, his eyes asking the question,

'WHERE ARE MY DANGOS???!'

The owner looked confused as well. But then they both heard a munching noise coming from the side.

Fuzzy slowly looked at the side as he saw a woman with pupil, less brown eyes and a blue tinted dark hair, chomping down on the Dangos, he painstakingly bought.

He speechlessly stared at the woman. He didn't have the energy to say anything to her…

The shop owner felt awkward, but he felt he needed to say something, so he awkwardly called out, "Onee-san, those Dangos belong to this young man. He brought it earlier... So can you-"

As if hearing the owner, the woman turned around and started eating the Dangos faster….

Leaving the owner and Fuzzy speechless.

And after a quick moment, she turned around with a stick on her mouth as she rubbed her tummy and said, "Thanks for the meal, The Dangos were delicious!!"

*Crack*

Both the woman and the owner looked at Fuzzy as they heard a cracking noise… What met their gaze was a man looking like a demon, glaring at the woman.

*gulp*

They both gulped at the scene and before the woman could say anything, she had to react fast and block an upcoming blow.

The amount of fluctuating chakra was enough to notify the ANBU.

While the woman marveled at the sheer strength of the man, and knew that she was outmatched.

She had to get serious if she wanted to get out of this Scot free…

She released her Twin Snake technique quickly, and used a snake clone to substitute herself a bit away.

She then appeared a few feet away. Then said while licking her lips, looking as if nothing happened,

"You sure are strong, Fuse Daisuke…

I have heard of your prowess before but I didn-"

Before she could finish her sentence, she was attacked again from the side as Fuzzy flickered in.

Fuzzy wasn't in any mood to talk. All he wanted was to get the Dangos back… He knew that he can't have it back. But some punishment was necessary.

The woman felt things weren't good for her, so she unleashed her greatest yet most hated technique.

< Curse Seal of Heaven>

She did a few hand signs to create a screen to run away after she activated the seal.

As curse marks started appearing on her body, she became faster and more agile. She quickly cast a few snake clones to distract Fuzzy.

While her main body used the Snake Murder technique to appear a bit far away.

But as she was running away, she could feel with her heightened senses that she wasn't really fast enough to escape. And she soon noticed the man running right beside her, matching her top speed.

"Sigh!" She sighed roughly.

Knowing that she can't escape, she stopped. She turned and looked at the man who was on her heels, pursuing her like a demon.

She didn't say anything to him, knowing full well it wouldn't' work.

So, she stubbornly just stood there and glared directly at the man's eyes, unwilling to lose at the stare off.

Fuzzy slowly approached her and extended his hand. Seemingly going towards her throat. But she didn't even flinch. And waited to see what he would do...

And then~

*Squeeze and pull*

To the woman's surprise…

"Ouch, ouch, OUCHH! That hurts, let gooo!" The woman started shouting loudly.

Fuse Daisuke, also known as the Shadow Demon of Fire… Squeezed and pulled her ear as if she was a naughty child.

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The ANBU following them felt awkward at the scene. They didn't know what to make of this...

Just a moment ago they were preparing to have a difficult fight with the Shadow Demon… If there was a need for it... But they didn't expect him to punish her… Like... that…

The scene was too awkward for them, but they all sighed in relief. No one wants to face the Shdow demon when he is angry...

The childish punishment lasted for a whole minute. And after letting her go, Fuzzy asked her with an authoritative tone, "Name?"

The woman was holding her left ear as she pouted and answered, "Mitarashi Anko."

Fuzzy then sighed and said, "Stop with the pouting... Consider yourself lucky... You stole from Mitsu-sama… Knowing his benevolent nature, I only gave you a slight punishment..

But, now coz of you, I will have to deal with a difficult Mitsu-sama…

You better not steal from people again, no matter how hungry you are…"

After saying so, he started walking away, but his hand was pulled by Anko, stopping him on his tracks.

"Wait!! Fuse-kun, how could you just harass a pretty lady like me and walk away!!"

Fuse glanced at her with deadbeat eyes, but didn't say anything and started walking away again.

But Anko didn't let him go. She kept pestering, "Hey, hey, I know I ate some Dangos but those were just Dangos, but you touched a maiden like that! Take responsibility. NOW!"

Fuse was getting annoyed but he kept mum… 'Those were Mitsu-sama's Dangos... Aho..'

He didn't want to say something that will blow this situation out of proportion…

But then…

Anko walked in front of him and glared into his eyes and said, "Take me out to dinner, and I might forgive you for your harassment!! You should be happy to take such a pretty lady like me out right?!"

She stood proud, protruding her ample bosom for Fuzzy to see.

Fuzzy didn't give any reaction simply flickered to get away. There was only one thing that could be heard in the air,

"Not in a hundred years…"

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A few moments later,

Fuzzy appeared a distance away, his face was full red.

He shook his head trying not to imagine what he just saw and flicked away with a swoosh.

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Later in the Daimyo's Mansion~

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Fuzzy had a hard time appeasing Mitsu at first, but it wasn't that hard because a certain young lady came to visit with baked goods around the evening…

The young lady was kind enough to keep Mitsu company. Getting Fuzzy off the hook...

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In his room, preparing to sleep,

Fuzzy sighed and went towards the windows.

After opening the windows, he could feel a chilly breeze hit his skin. It felt wonderful on this warm night. It was also a moonlit night, bearing a beautiful ambience. So he decided to sleep with the widows open.

He had a tiring day, so as soon as he laid down and closed his eyes. He drifted off to his dreamland.

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[Fuzzy]

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*Groan*

I was having a weird dream where,a snake was wrapping me. While it kept licking me like a dog?

Am I catching Mitsu-sama's weird imaginations… I should seek Madam Tsunade to get checked, tomorrow…

But I could feel something weighting down on my waist in real life...

Something had wrapped around my waist and sitting on top of me... I could tell it was a person.

But my perception told me that they meant no harm. So I didn't panic.

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I slowly opened my eyes…

Only to see…

The woman from earlier… Sitting on me, with a perverted look on her face… But she was only wearing a mesh half shirt and half shorts.

I thought I was still dreaming or just seeing things...

So I looked at her again. Her face looked dreamy and made me blush a bit, so,

I slowly looked a bit below from her face towards her neck, which was lit by moonlight, looking pale yet beautiful.

Going below, I saw her protruding collar bones reflecting the moonlight giving off an ethereal feeling.

Then came her chest.

Her chest?

I can see

I can

Flower…

*Nosebleed*

'WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING?

WHAT IS THAT? HUH?

NO!! WHAT IS SHE NOT WEARING???????'

I stared at her shocked with wide opened eyes.

Her response to my shocked face was a devilishly beautiful smile.

*gulp*

She started playing with a kunai on her left hand, as she gently rubbed my bare chest with her right hand.

She sexily licked her pinkish lips with her ruby red tongue as she said softly,

"You didn't think I would take No, for an answer, did you?"

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"Huh??!!"

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And slowly..

I saw her coming closer. The whole situation felt a bit dreamy... I made sure it wasn't a Genjutsu.

My eyes were fixed on her pink lips as her whole figure lit up ethereally, under the subtle moonlight.

And before I knew it, our lips were locked.

I subconsciously wrapped my arms around her in reflex.

And that began our test of the tongue.

Strong, Fregnant, Delicious.

After what felt like an eternity,

She unlocked our lips.

Slowly moving closer again, but going a bit off, towards my side and whispered into my ears.

"You seemed really interested on those Dangos earlier,

So,

Hope my lips can make up for that... You didn't want to go to dinner... So I brought the dinner here."

She smiled devilishly as she breathed in my ear while licking it gently.

*Shudder*

I slowly kissed her neck and left a little bite mark.

"Surely, the meal was delicious."

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[A/N: Hohoho, this is a story of our boy Fuzzy, finding someone one utterly opposite to his style.

Hope you peeps enjoyed the piece~!

So now for the vote!!

1. Make this canon for the story.

2. Let this just be a fantasy one time.

And if you want a lemon for this, make sure you vote to make it canon, muhahahaha~!]

MAKE IT CANON!

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