Congratulations! You Are Being Rescued, So Please Do Not Resist!

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Name: Haruno Sakura of the Breasts of Sukhavati

Species: 99% Human (with a 1% margin for error)

Age: 13

Cup size: G (96cm)

System: Let's Aim to Become the Best Kunoichi, Kyuun~♥ Breast Flow System

Manyuu Chifusa Template progress: 7%

Bloodline Limit (Kekkei Genkai): Manyuu-Munamori Hybrid Physique

Chakra Capacity: 1.59 KK

Chakra Control: 5.65 S

Chakra nature affinities and known Jutsu:

Fire: 200%: Great Fireball, Ash Pile Burning

Wind: 150%: Great Breakthrough, Vacuum Blade, Gale Palms

Lightning: 99%: None Known

Earth: 99%: None Known

Water: 100%: None Known

Yin: 26%: Clone, Genjutsu Release, Bell Sound Clone, Tree Binding Death, Breast Illusion

Yang: 12%: Transformation, Shadow Clone

Generic applications of chakra: Body Flicker, Substitution, Rotation, Chakra Enhanced Strength (15% power)

Manyuu Hikenchou exclusive techniques: Manyuu Kenjutsu, Munamori massage

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Sakura absentmindedly checked her status panel as she followed Kin Tsuchi through the Leaf Village's busy streets from a distance. Today was the 2nd of August, which meant that the third exam, along with Orochimaru's Konoha Crush plan, would be taking place in only four days' time…

Initially, Sakura had been planning on taking the day before the exam to rest and to finalize her pre-Crush preparations, but since something unexpected had happened, she had been forced to take action in advance. Sakura had promised Kin Tsuchi's mental imprint that she would save her original self from Orochimaru's clutches, but according to Karin, who Sakura had assigned to surveillance duty, Kin's usually serene chakra had recently become disturbed, as if she were undergoing some kind of emotional turmoil…

Thus, since Sakura preferred to be safe than sorry, she had slightly modified her schedule: she would be taking care of saving Kin right now, before it was too late!

"So, we're getting revenge for what her team did to you during the second exam?" Karin asked hopefully. "Are we going to beat her up, onee-sama?"

"Something like that," Sakura answered, tearing her eyes away from her status panel. "Any ANBU following us?"

With only four days to go before the tournament began, the Leaf Village was beginning to seriously ramp up its security measures. After all, if some of the V.I.P.s from neighbouring countries were to have a bad experience in Konoha, then they would likely lose faith in the Leaf's capabilities, and as a result begin to entrust less of their missions (along with the accompanying lucrative mission rewards) to the Hidden Leaf.

"I can sense about five Jōnin-class chakra signatures nearby," said Karin, closing her eyes and chewing on her lip. "It doesn't look like they're here for us, but one of them is definitely shadowing her. If she moves again, then I'll know for sure about the other four."

In any case, ANBU and elite shinobi were being spread thin across the village to cover its every corner, to make sure that everything ran smoothly… but mostly to keep an eye out for the S-rank missing-nin Orochimaru.

Due to Orochimaru running his mouth to Kakashi, the village already knew that the Hidden Sound Village was his possession— but the only reason why Team Dosu's members hadn't been arrested yet was because they were mere pawns. In ANBU's eyes, there was no way that they'd get the chance to grab Orochimaru by the tail by following the Sound kids, but it was still worth a shot…

"Kyaa!" Karin suddenly squeaked out in terror.

Upon hearing Karin's terrified voice, Sakura spun on the spot, putting her hand on the hilt of her sword.

"Karin, what's wrong?" Sakura cried out.

But barely had those words escaped her tongue than a dark shadow fell upon the world.

Startled, Sakura glanced upwards to see what was blotting out the sun, and that's when she saw it. For half an instant, an enormous toad's figure, its hind legs outstretched, had filled the sky. But just as soon as it had appeared in the blue sky, the toad's gigantic silhouette disappeared behind the treeline, landing with a resounding crash that shook the very earth beneath Sakura's feet.

'That was the toad boss, Gamabunta!' said Inner Sakura in shock. 'Jiraiya's here already!? Is the Konoha Crush starting in advance? What in the world's going on?'

Sakura held a hand to her chest to still its quivering; her breasts were still bouncing up and down wildly from the localized earthquake.

"Karin, what's going on?" Sakura asked the shell-shocked girl.

Karin slapped her cheeks and took a deep breath to calm down, before closing her eyes to focus on her Mind's Eye of the Kagura sensory Jutsu.

"The enormous inhuman chakra signature just disappeared— but it overlapped with the yellow-haired Uzumaki's chakra signature for an instant," she said, furrowing her brow in concentration. "Oh! The ANBU members that I was tracking earlier have gone to see what's going on— this is our chance, onee-sama!"

Sakura didn't need any more encouragement; she and Karin shared a nod, before flickering away.

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One kilometre away, Kin Tsuchi was enjoying the roasted squid skewer that she had purchased at a roadside stall.

To her, the peacefulness of the Leaf Village and the abundance of good and varied food made it seem like a paradise. She had grown up in the Land of Sound, formerly known as the Land of Rice Paddies; she had never quite been pushed to starvation, but she had known her fair share of tragic conflicts. Her homeland was rich in white rice, but it was also home to many shinobi clans vying for power. Thankfully, Lord Orochimaru had put an end to the pointless conflicts, and for that Kin was very grateful.

In her opinion, it would be a shame to destroy such a nice place as Konoha, but if that was Lord Orochimaru's will, then she would do as he ordered…

Kin Tsuchi tore off and swallowed a chunk of her rather elastic squid meat with some difficulty, before sighing and palming at her flattened chest with her free hand. If there was one thing she regretted about coming here, it was the loss of her shapely breasts, the envy of the Hidden Sound's kunoichi…

"Oi! Miss!"

Kin Tsuchi turned towards the source of the voice calling out to her— the young man from the food stall who had sold her the roasted-squid-on-a-stick was jogging towards her, holding another skewered squid.

"I forgot to hang up the sign for our two for one promotion," he said, panting heavily. "If I don't give you your money's worth, the boss'll fire me!"

"Is that so?" said Kin Tsuchi offhandedly. "Then, give it here…"

Kin Tsuchi slowly reached for the proffered squid brochette, while discreetly palming a few senbon that were concealed in her sleeve— and the instant she touched the brochette, Kin took a swipe at the street vendor with her hidden weapons!

The street vendor immediately dodged— just as she had guessed, she was dealing with a shinobi impersonator!

"What gave me away?" the man chuckled.

"Each person speaks with a unique rhythm," said Kin Tsuchi coldly. "And I've heard yours before— your rhythm belongs to the brat who stole my boobs!"

Filled with cold anger, Kin attempted to reach into her weapons pouch for more throwing senbon, but to her shock and surprise, she quickly found that she couldn't move, her limbs bound by a tree that had somehow grown behind her without her noticing. In the background, another civilian had just finished weaving hand seals!

"Demonic Illusion: Tree Binding Death!"

The gig was up, so Sakura dropped all pretences and returned to her original form.

Kin Tsuchi only had herself to blame for figuring out her disguise; out of the goodness of her heart, Sakura had hidden Kin's medicine in a delicious treat to make things easier for her, but now, she was going to have to force-feed it to her…

"Good girls eat their food before they can get their dessert," said Sakura sweetly, as she stripped the squid flesh from its skewer. "Now, open wide~"

Kin Tsuchi's gag reflex kicked in as Sakura pushed the poisoned meat down her throat, but in the end, she was forced to swallow the entirety of Sakura's load.

"You can thank me later," said Sakura, as she watched Kin Tsuchi gradually fall into unconsciousness from the fast-acting poison. "And now, to find a hiding place for you…"

Kin would stay unconscious for quite some time; the Manyuu scroll of secrets had a few recipes on roofies (for pregnancy blackmailing purposes, of course), so Sakura had just picked the longest-lasting one…