Death and Meeting God

Usui Yuudai is bored. Very bored. His school had just gotten out for the summer, and he had nothing to do. He had read every manga, watched every anime, and read every novel that he wanted to. Maybe that's why he just threw himself in front of a truck.

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"Fuck," I think. "Those fan-fics always make it seem like you die immediately when you're hit by a truck."

I'm currently bleeding out on the cold, hard pavement in excruciating pain after stepping in front of a truck. You might be asking, "Why would you jump in front of a truck?" My answer to that would be:

"Because I was bored and did what no weeb had the courage to do. Jump in front of a truck and try to get reincarnated."

I suddenly see a bright light that spreads across my vision, temporarily blinding me. When my vision comes too, I realize that I am floating in a completely black void, with nothing but me, and a white ball of light. The ball of light approaches me, and says in a deep voice

"Welcome, Usui Yuudai, to purgatory, the space between the realm of the living and the de-"

"Wow! Are you god? Am I going to be reincarnated? Into what world? Do I get wishes?" I practically scream.

"Hoo boy." The ball says. "Yes, I am god, and yes, you are going to be reincarnated. If you would let me finis-"

"YEEEESSSSSS" I really scream this time.

"Sigh." God facepalms. "As I was saying, I pulled you here because somehow, you were the best candidate to get reincarnated. I wanted to reincarnate someone because even god gets bored sometimes ^_^. You get three wishes. You also get to choose what world and what character you want to be reincarnated into."

"Naruto and Minato Namikaze. As for my wishes, I want perfect affinity with every chakra nature, including space, yin, and yang, I want an already evolved eternal mangekyou sharingan, and I want zenkai boost." I immediately say. I was internally squealing like a fangirl while I said this, and I think a little came out at the end, because god gave me a strange look.

"I can do the first two, but zenkai boost is just too overpowered. Chose again."

"Fine. Give me a system with a shop where I can buy bloodlines and jutsus, and normal system things like telling me what's going on."

"I can do that. Now, off you go!"

God snaps his fingers and throws me in a portal. When I wake up, I'm floating in some sort of liquid. It's pitch black, and I'm trying to look around when I hear

"Ding! Hello host. I am your system, Alfred. You currently have nine months until you are born."

Welp. Better start practicing my chakra control.