Chapter 045

(Flashback: Five Months Ago)

Naruto was coming from his training with Jiraiya. He had already mastered the Shunshin No Jutsu and Rasengan with the use of Kage Bushin, a ninjutsu Yondaime explained to him how to perform. Months earlier Naruto learned and mastered using Kage Bushin and now he uses Kage Bushin to form his Rasengan. Because of Kyuubi's chakra, Naruto is unable to form perfect Bushins; however he can create solid Bushins and train with them, thus strengthening his skills.

Happy about the progress he was making, Naruto decided to stop by his favorite ramen shop to see Teuchi and Ayame when…

"Hey," a woman shouted, "Bring me some more of those dangos and don't be cheap with the sake!"

"Whatever Anko (age 23)," the waiter replied as he went to get her order. Meanwhile, outside, Naruto, turning to his left, went and entered the dango shop and saw Anko gulping down dangos after dangos with red bean soup and sake at the side at the table she was sitting at. Anko looked up and saw Naruto approaching her.

"Hey gaki," Anko greeted, "What do you want?"

"A moment of your time if you will," Naruto answered.

"Not interested," Anko retorted.

"You didn't even let me ask you my questions," Naruto stated. Anko smirked at him, "Am I obligated to answer them in the first place?"

"No but-"

"Then it's settled," Anko cut him off, "Now get lost you stupid maggot."

Naruto was annoyed with the older woman. Before he could say another word, the waiter came with another order of dangos and sake before setting them down on the table and walking off. Before Anko could partake of her food, Naruto jumped on the table and took the dango from her plate before crouching down to look her straight in the eyes. The older woman sent Naruto a death glare that promised hours of pain and suffering while everyone else at the other tables moved away from the duo, especially those who knew what Anko was capable of doing to those who crossed her.

Kiba, Ino and Hinata felt the bloodlust that was coming from inside the shop and went to investigate it. The trio came upon a surprising sight. Naruto was crouching down on top of a table fearlessly looking face-to-face with a female Special Jounin who was feared by almost everyone in Konoha, with her dango in his right hand. Kiba was on the verge of cracking up at Naruto's bravado while the girls looked at Naruto as if he lost his mind.

"Gaki," Anko warned, "I'll give you one chance to live and give me back my dango."

Removing and pulling his ninja mask down to his neck, Naruto shot back, "You don't scare me. I faced and seen things worse than you. And I'll leave when you at least answer a few questions I like to have answers to."

"I'm warning you," Anko said threateningly, "Give me back my dango or I'll-"

"Hey Naruto, what's up," Kiba greeted loudly as he came and smacked Naruto hard on his back, effectively knocking him off the table and into the older woman causing her to fall backward off her seat. Both Anko and Naruto fell and crashed onto the floor, landing down in a most inappropriate manner. Naruto was right on top of Anko with his lips hard pressed against hers and his tongue in her mouth, allowing him to sample the mixed taste of dango, bean soup, sake and her saliva in her mouth. Both Naruto and Anko, blushing heavily, froze in shock, completely stupefied at what just happened though unintentional on both their parts.

Hinata and Ino's eyes were as wide as dish plates as their mouths dropped like anvils upon seeing the sight. Kiba in the meantime was die-laughing with tears falling down his face while holding onto his sides. Even Akamaru snickered at the sight.

After several seconds, Anko snapped out of her stupor and fiercely shoved Naruto off her before standing back on her feet. Naruto, snapping out his own stupor, got up off the floor in time to hear Anko shout, "I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Shit," Naruto cursed, taking her threat seriously as he took to flight and hurriedly ran out of the shop after putting his mask back on with a deranged Anko in hot pursuit of him with vipers coming out of the sleeves of her trench coat. Kiba was still cracking up at the event he instigated and witnessed before the cowering Akamaru jumped off and out of Kiba's jacket and running off from him while hoping his master will someday forgive his betrayal. That was when Kiba sensed a whole new strong bloodlust radiating from inside the shop. Slowly and fearfully, he turned to see an extremely pissed off Hinata with her Byakugan fully activated, giving off a bloodlust that would have shamed Sakura and any other Sasuke fangirl. Next to her was an enormously enraged Ino was cracking her knuckles while giving off a bloodlust matching Hinata's. The boy paled and gulped in terror as the girls looked at him.

"Oh Kiba," Hinata said with a deceptively sweet voice as she gestured to him to come over to them, "Ino and I would like to have a few words with you."

It was now Kiba's turn to dash out of the shop as Hinata and Ino chased after him like two hunters out for blood. Naruto and Kiba found themselves being chased by females, for different reasons. For Naruto, for the first time, it was by a female seeking his death for something they both knew he didn't do on purpose, and Kiba, for destroying Hinata and Ino's competing chances of giving Naruto his first kiss and having him get it from the crazy Anko who now wants him dead.

All of the bystanders looked at Naruto with sympathy as he ran down the village streets, wondering what dumb prank was he stupid enough to pull on the infamous torture and interrogation specialist of all people.

"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!," Anko yelled as she continued chasing him.

"HELL NO!," Naruto yelled back before ducking from one of her vipers that dashed to bite him, "YOU'RE A DAMN LUNATIC!"

"A LUNATIC AM I! YOU'RE SO DEAD YOU PERVERTED BRAT!"

"IT WASN'T MY FAULT! AND I'M NOT A PERVERT!"

Naruto managed to escape Anko's wrath after running into Jiraiya and Kakashi. Naruto hid behind the two of them while Anko demanded they hand him over to her so she could deal out his just deserved death sentence. Kakashi asked Anko why she was willing to invoke Tsunade's wrath upon herself, trying to kill her son for something he didn't do on purpose. The part about Tsunade's retaliation served to gradually calm Anko down, allowing her sense of reasoning to take control. Kakashi explained that he saw what happened and stated that Naruto had no intentions for doing what he did when one his friends stupidly pushed him into her on purpose as his sense of a practical joke.

Summoning the vipers back into her trench coat sleeves, Anko grumbled to herself as she turned and stomped off away from the trio, probably back to work to find a poor victim to release her anger on. When she was out of hearing and seeing range, Kakashi and Jiraiya shuffled Naruto's head and laughed.

"I have to hand it to you Naruto," Jiraiya applauded, "You have more balls than I ever gave you credit for! I never in my wildest dreams thought that you'd score your first kiss with a woman like Anko in the shameless manner that you did and not with a girl your age! (With fake sniffles)…It makes me so proud!"

"Shut up ero-jisan," Naruto replied with a heavy blush on his face, "I didn't mean to do that and you both know that!"

"Be that as it may," Kakashi teased, "But I myself would have never suspected that Anko's first real kiss would have been shared with a kid like you! My hat's off to you Naruto!"

Naruto blushed even more on hearing this, "Knock it off! It was a pure accident!"

"Was that why you enjoyed the feel of her barely covered body and the feeling of being on top of her as the dominant alpha male since she had to shove you off her," Kakashi teased, "I'm sure she enjoyed it as much as you did though she might not admit it."

"Getting the Clan Restoration Act to an early start are we," Jiraiya joked causing both Kakashi and to burst into perverted laughter while Naruto hung his head low, knowing that this was another issue, besides the Clan Restoration Act, that Jiraiya and Kakashi would never let him hear the end of.

"I think I was better off with that crazy lady trying to kill me," Naruto mumbled to himself.

(End Flashback)

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