Toad mountain servant boy.

Matsuo was having fun on his island 'paradise', it was infested with wild life and virbrant with insects. There were monsters, giant animals flying all around. There weren't any 'black dragons' here though, they're far to hard to get.

'Black dragons' are what you call the peak of 'Elder dragons', natural disasters, walking calamities.

You may be wondering; 'Isn't fatalis a black dragon?'. Yes, yes it is. But it was easy to get since it's whole thing is death, so just kill a lot, and I mean a lot of things and you get him.

'But why isn't fatalis on the island?', to answer that question, you need to look up at a clestial object not far away, in the ruins of a newly created castle there fatalis was waiting or sleeping, not sure which.

Pretty much, fatalis is hatred in the form of a monster. A pure hatred for humanity is in it's eyes, it is probably the 'Rapture' of that world. A 'Rapture' is the thing created by a god or the world to destroy its inhabitants. It's more of a test to the world's creatures, but... It's pretty much a death sentance, possible to resist but so improbable that no one would really think it possible to overcome.

basically, a rapture isn't going to just work for the subject of it's destruction. Of course Matsuo knew this after buying the information, which he became poor for, from the system. But he didn't really care "As long as it hates humans I can still use it as a way to cause chaos, all I need to do is nagotiate with it so that I can ride on it's back for a while. Fellow 'trash eye-sight beings' need to stick together."

Matsuo felt comrodery with fatalis, since both had only a shadow of their former- or a normal, eye-sight.

Of course Matsuo made sure to test out it's power by bringing it some moon people, after basing it off of experience with clones, it's about the level where it and tsunade get thrown into a draw with neither being able to win, except it's big attack which let's it kill tsunade.

Tsunade's strength comes mostly from the hundred-seals which causes partial immortality, as long as enough of the body, cells, remain connected it will heal correctly. But it's bane is things that cause necrosis like that plague elder dragon's miasma, Vaal Hazak it was called. Efluvium, a deadly bacteria which kills cells before comsuming.

Or things that just turn it to nothingness before it can heal, like what Fatalis, Alatreon or Safi'jiiva do. Again, 'sapphire of the emperor' rains supreme in this aspect, turning all living things into nothingness. Bio-energy concentrated to such an extreme becomes the bane of bio-energy.

Matsuo wanted Xeno'jiiva, including the fact that Safi'jiiva would come out of it. Once Matsuo watched a video about the 'lore', it took a few liberties and he heard that Safi'jiiva wasn't even in its final form. And now that's stuck in his skull, he hasn't even realized since it's been to long for him to have any kind of clear memories of it.

"I want more money!" Perfected Matsuo said with perfect greed, but then realized that he didn't need money anymore. But, he still wanted it.

As such, he started to think about how to make money. He was sure to incorperate the system selling function.

What he needed was something to do with time acceleration and something that would produce something for an indefinite amount of time.

First, a time capsule of somesort, or something. It didn't really matter what it was.

"Something that will make money for an indefinite amount of time... What could it be?" Matsuo pondered for a long time, something to do with energy...

"Nature energy! Absorb it with time acceleration turned on and then make it physical or put it into something physical! Then sell for massive profit!" Perfected Matsuo praised his perfect idea, but then he found a flaw he needed to rectify immeadiately! "How do I use nature energy? How do I... Control it? How do I take it in and become sage of six-bowls?"

Matsuo couldn't just buy this from the system "I can do it on my own, I will no longer be dependant on the system!" It was too costly for his heart to handle.

He started to plan his ascension into a sage-mode user, he started to make his own, new identity "What should the name be? Let's just go with Matsuo, since I'm lazy. Let's make it... An expert ninja! I need to be at least at that level for my pride to be satisfied!"

He started to think about what accent he should take...

"Well houdy! I came runnin' round the mountain, and looky here! Toads of massive scales!" He became a hill billy.

"Would likey doodle to ask you teach me sage mode, hyuk!" I have no idea what he was even trying to do now, not even the slightest idea if this is his real self, if he's trying to manipulate them, or just straight up insane.

So sorry if I can't narrate this properly "Hmmmmm, young one, you seem to have talent in chakra." The elder toad said "Sure, come with me to learn sage mode." ????? It's that easy? Ugh, I need a drink.

"Well thank yee sireee for yer generousity." I feel nausious, am I already drunk? Do I even exist anymore?

Elder toad smiled slightly "Make sure to put you all into your training." Ohh, I see. Matsuo is going to do chores and all that other shit for elder toad while also learning sage mode! A 'servant disciple' if you go with cultivation rules, the toad sage wasn't worried about him learning sage mode in actuallity since Matsuo showed almost no higher thinking capibilities.

Wait... Did he actually plan all of this? "Yeehaawwww!" No, my mind can't take it anymore if that's true. It was just luck, let's accept that as the truth, ok? We all want to remain sane anyways, I do at least.

Matsuo was brought to a place on the mountain and told "This is your housing." There was a sleeping bag, a water stream nearby, and a campfire.

Matsuo would've normally killed the old toad, but now he did it completely differently "Oh shucks sir, this must be a form of training!" The old toad looked somewhere else "Cough, yes, definently."

I wonder to myself if I'm narating the wrong character, I look at the script, and it is correct, what I am seeing? This is so weird.

Let's see... Matsuo cleaning the washrooms, Matsuo feeding the wildlife, Matsuo dealing drugs, Matsuo doing his best not to kill elder toad in his sleep...

It seems I did not make a mistake! phew! I was afraid I had gone mad!

A few months afterwards, elder toad started to actually teach a bit about sage mode "Sage mode is to take in nature energy and bring about balance with your yin and yang while including it." The toad sage fished out something and gave it to Matsuo "Put this on while training to use nature energy, now get back to your training!" The training being the chores.

Impressively, Matsuo actually didn't kill everyone on the mountain and complied with.

If you haven't realized, the perfected Matsuo thing was a joke. Some people can't really understand them sometimes, so just to be sure, it was a joke, that got old. I'll find another one soon.

Anyways, again, Matsuo, surprisingly didn't leave just yet.

He was able to control nature energy slightly in about a year, like just influence it to enter the body, not actually have fine control of it in anyway. As such, the sixth year since eye-sight had been lost "What did the the color blue look like again?"

He kind of forgot, it didn't matter much anyways, colors are but a figment of our imagination anyways. Enlightenment is something you can only attain when you lose sight of predudice "Racism isn't real to me anymore! I litterally can't see color!" It's not that easy, tsk, tsk, tsk.

Another year passed, without anyone dying. Anyone important at least, someone really annoying dissapeared recently, wonder why? You have the answer, I think.

Anyways, it really takes a long time to get sage mode. A year and only the beginning of the art was attained, or something like that. I wonder why he isn't using shadow clones to learn it fastly, I think we'll find out soon...

Another two years later and Matsuo got his lucky break! Sage mode! His own version of it, not being taught how to make toad sage chakra, Matsuo had to do it all himself.

Ummm... Matsuo had no clue what he did and if he had imperfect or perfect sage mode, since he couldn't see the changes made with his sage mode. He had completely no clue what his sage mode looked like, so he wasn't sure if he should use it in his blind form or not.

About that... One of his clones had the idea to take the memories of another with yin release since the soul is made of yin, and memories of sight haven't been taken away from him.

As such, research on the soul started to progress. Everywhere, litterally in every ninja village a boom of soul researchers appeared. Since there came a research agency in everysingle on of them with the same name 'Soul transmutation LT(limited).', taking in talented researchers and helping them use yin energy to manipulate the soul with shadow clones.

About a month later Hill billy Matsuo told elder toad "Sirreeee, I am so sorrreeee, I have been thinkin' that i havv no taalent. I caaaan no luunger waste your ability any longuuur, I am suuuury but I muuust goo now, hyuk."

Matsuo then left right away, he left.

After getting out of range of the mountain and all that shit, he took out a book and wrote in it "Note to self- 'Turn toad mountain into an inhospitable wasteland without lif-', no, no. That place has tons of nature energy, I can't lose that. Note to self- 'Kill every toad on toad mountain and terraform it into 'cloudy mountain peak' in the fourth great ninja war.', great judgement on my part."

Now, what is he going to do now? "Money! Give me the money! Nature energy+Iron=trash! Shit!"

Matsuo tried to put nature energy into iron, although at first it didn't completely fail, it crumbled into dust due to bad use of nature energy. But then Matsuo realized the evil power hidden in nature energy "Just pour in nature energy into fortifications of material existence or otherwise and watch it crumble! Just pour in nature energy into you oppenent and watch him turn into a toad statue or something! Put it in anything and watch it all crumble into nothing! HAHAHAH!!"

Did the nature energy do something to make him insane or something? No? Believeable, if anything. He was probably not mentally stable since the moment he was brought into this world, how did he even die? It was never said anywhere, did I forget to say it?

You never know, I'm still drunk, I'll see later.