Konoha city compared to earth

Matsuo did his hero landing, and picked up Madara's dead body. It was too valuable to give to anyone else, and Matsuo has a monopoly on Uchiha sharingan, that's a fact of life now.

Matsuo saw the six-sage of paths, or whatever he was called and said something random to sound all smart and mysterious, where did his philosophical words come from? A random theory on the internet he watched out of sheer boredom, it wasn't even well edited "Kaguya isn't the only Otsutsuki that came to this planet, so don't go to the pure lands just yet, okay?"

Matsuo tore a ticket after storing his truth-seeker orbs into his inventory, though he hid it all and made it look 'cool'.

This time he didn't teleport to his underground complex, he teleported to Xenomorph island. There would be a good public home base for him while he made a floating castle.

He put a piece of paper into the inventory saying "Put away your sources since I'll be canceling all shadow clones to know the situation in a bit."

He sat down on the highest peak and started to fake meditate in order to pass the time, After three hours, Matsuo undid all his clones.

He realized why Naruto squad hated him, someone stole his identity! It was that Zuzuki "How dare he make me lose face! He is courting death!"

That Zuzuki took his face and identity to work with the united shinobi forces, then ran away saying that he was out of chakra the moment he saw Madara who recognized him as not me, he was able to come out alive and was hiding in konoha.

Matsuo was, pissed. He had lost his damn arm, and now someone made him lose his fearless face! He had even lowered his face by joining the shinobi forces and show a loser persona! That's not how you make use of a fearless merc's face properly!

Matsuo wouldn't be mad as long as he didn't destroy his great face culminated by his shadow clones, the balls on that man. I feel bad for him though, the moment Matsuo sees him and remember that he dared spit on his face he is going to die a horrible death.

The infinite tsukuyomi did some bad shit to his sanity, and he tested a lot of torture techniques to see if someone could hate him enough to attack him, failed though causing him an even more unstable personality.

Luckily the memories of the clones helped a bit on stopping him instantly killing him, about the face thing... Xianxia world was a thing, you know?

The world tree had crumbled into ash and all of that shit was gone, Matsuo didn't actually know the level of his 'Madara summoning' skill.

Matsuo looked and saw it was about level 80-ish, so he summoned all his shadow clones again and gave them their sources and he told them to get someone as old as Naruto and overload their soul to destroy it.

Matsuo started to ponder life after, while think about how his mind was completely clear again "It must be from my mangekyo," He said "Or from the infinite tsukuyomi." Matsuo didn't care either way, he was looking on the bright side of not being in a coma. Trying to forget the trauma he had gained from ripping off his own arm, which is physical weakness.

Luckily Matsuo had memories of experiments including but not limited to causing a chain reaction that changed parts of his genome in every one of his cells making him one with the good parts of the genes.

This was the ability from someone from the modern era, he could think of smarter things than just 'Inject the cells, man.' and hope for the best. Like what made Yamato, that loser couldn't even make live wood.

He remembered Orochimaru's floating cube technology, and was going to use that to make his floating castle on a floating island. But the xianxia was a thing and had a floating castle like that, but Matsuo had no idea how it was made. Something like fomations and spirit stones is all he remembered, there were some weird diagraphs but Matsuo didn't remember the details and wouldn't understand them even if he did.

So shadow clone sweat shop time! He also set up for the gene grafting operation.

It was first tried on a few other children he captured, after a lot of testing with those specific genes he saw that they worked so he put it on himself. It failed, not in the 'you are ded, no big suprise' way, but in the 'is something supposed to happen?' way.

After even more time and testing, he succeeded in getting Harashima cells, the stuff that can regen half your body if you're the ultra tree hugger of that generation. It would definently help with getting his arm back, which had already turned from a hole in his torso to a very small stub on his torso.

This made him happy, what was even better than that was that he didn't get a face since there weren't cells that didn't mix with Harashima cells, since the cells literally took the special things from the Harashima cells into themselves and copied it.

This is what he calls grafting, he didn't know if that was the right term or not, he just did. It sounded cool, and he took it from 'skin grafting'. Though he did the classic put in the cells with this generation of god children incarnate.

Also Madara was back, when he asked why he was still alive Matsuo said "The end is never the end" And recorded only 'Is never the end' and put it on loop for his vocal coords not to break from over use.

Matsuo didn't know what to do anymore, so he played with his truth-seekers. He tried to make a sword the entire time, who cares if you can make a weird helix sword, a good sword is a traditional sword. To Matsuo it is anyways, also finally completed his metal eating jouney.

He had gone back to normal, no metalic luster or the like. But it was slowly returning with more metal eating, after a month Matsuo finally decided "Let's kill Zuzuki!"

It was night time and Zuzuki was sleeping, when Matsuo appeared in his bedroom with a flash of light he suddenly got a knife stuck in his skull. Tomorrow people found the words "He dare mess with my face! He must die for making me out to be a pauper!"

And as such, time passed even more.

A few years later, like a decade and a half or something passed. Matsuo was sitting in a room in his flying castle, he was playing chess with Madara in a full cool body. Chess since it was nice and cheap to make, and Matsuo didn't feel like learning shogi.

Both were wearing modern clothes, and both were still in their prime. The system is really magical, it even reverts ageing, for a price. Matsuo had no idea what to do right now, he had already repeated the metal transformation a few dozen times, and his arm just got an elbow again.

He said something after losing to Madara "How about we go look around konoha?" Madara nodded in response, the two of them have been in this floating castle for the last decade.

Matsuo took out a truth seeker orb and flexed his power by making it fill the empty space on his arm that handn't healed yet and hid it with a sweater and a glove.

He didn't activate his mangekyo since it could activate all on its own and if he activated it, it would only be a cool eye.

With a ticket they appeared in one of the many alleyways and calmly walked through the city, Matsuo lead the way to a fastfood chain, they both didn't care to learn the name.

It seemed familiar, the answer was that it was the burger place Boruto and friends always came to. Matsuo found it cool that they found the place randomly, but didn't care too much. He was rich as all hell so he bought both of them a burger.

It was mediocre at best, so to Madara. And to Matsuo it was pretty bad, but that's what to be expected when they haven't yet started research on how to make food as addicting as physically possible without using drugs.

The burger was bad, so Matsuo threw it into one of the trashbins from his seat. He waited for Madara to be done, and walked around.

he even found that boruto card game, it was called 'Extreme; shinobi picture scrolls'. Matsuo found it a dumb name but he still bought a pack. The moment he opened it he frowned, everyone of them was trash.

They were some of the side characters, Matsuo walked into an alleyway and used chakra to burn the cards to ash.

When it became evening Matsuo bought handheld game consoles, not knowing the names. He also saw a train going wild a bit away "Huh, looks like I got lucky, or maybe the opposite?" He muttered to himself, and called out to Madara "Let's look at that train car, there should be something entertaining." He put in a cube of compressed metal and ate it.

Matsuo did the hand sign for the transformation jutsu and transfomed into Boruto, Madara changed into kiddo Sasuke since that's what he thinks Sasuke's kid is like.

It wasn't hard to get ontop of the train cart, jump over roof tops and arrive along the train tracks and wait for the train cart to pass by. Matsuo forcefully gripped onto the train cart's metalic surface by well... Forcing his fingers into the metal exterior making holes for him to grab into. Madara jumped ontop of it.

Matsuo watched the panic of Baruto and his techie friend, about the others inside, who cares? After a few dozen seconds it became boring, it was slow and wasn't tense. Mastuo cared not for watching the show and ripped off the metal between glass, he also broke the glas as if it was... Very weak glas.

"Boruto!" Matsuo yelled with hatred "I am Beateruto!" Matsuo used wind style to have someone say "He beats children!" Beateruto nodded and said "Yes! I do! And through the grape vine I heard of some, kid! Using! My, likeness to save children! ptui! Digusting!" He again used wind style to have someone say "I'm filled with abhorrence!"

"As the name implies! I am going to beat you!" Matsuo said in an angry tone fitting for Boruto, Beateruto rushed forward and kicked him in the gut gently. Gently for Beateruto, Boruto fell down in pain "Beateruto strikes again!" Beateruto made a fist pump with an heroic pose, he quickly looked at the children and said "If you don't clap I'll beat you too."

Suddenly everyone except tech boy started to clap, Beateruto got angry "You dare not clap to the great Beateruto!? You are courting beatings!" Beateruto punched tech boi in the jaw softly, this made him almost lose his teeth. Matsuo made a few people say "Beateruto! Beateruto! Beateruto!" To peer pressure others into doing it too, which worked. He made everyone of the fake cheerers dissapear with everyone of them that joined.

Suddenly the train cart bumped into a large stone on the tracks and started to fall off the tracks, Beateruto was not fased by this and jumped out of the hole he made and held on the top of the hole to quickly redirect his momentum backwards and flipped onto the top of the train cart. Beateruto kept that momentum and flipped off the train cart immeadiately the moment he landed since a normal person would fall if they didn't.

Beateruto kept on flipping to not start rolling on the dirt floor and slowly lost the speed he got from the train cart. He yelled while he did this "The great Beateruto strickes again! He will come back in time! In the next episode of Beateruto; Mauleruto next generations!"

Then he rushed away to where Madara jumped off, Matsuo had a smile on his face from that. He remembered why he liked acting as someone else, it had no repercussions to his real self and he could make jokes and be as ridiculous as he wished without problem.

When he got close to Madara he said "I'm going to be doing stuff here for a while, all I do anyways is eat metal, so it won't really limit my progress. Do you want to go back to the castle, or do you want to engage in the act?" Matsuo was basically asking 'I'm bored staying in the castle, I'm going to play around, do you want to join?'

Madara nodded, boredom was in his vains right now. He was a battle junkie, acting wouldn't scratch his itch, but acting could involve fighting. Matsuo instantly brightened up "Alright! I'm going to be Beateruto, a look alike to Boruto that beats children. He mysteriously has someone say 'He beats children!' Whenever he appears, this will be made fun of in Beateruto's next appearance. He hates it when Baruto uses 'His likeness' while saving children or being a good person." Matsuo all said this with a smile on his face, like someone that beats children isn't a bad person.

Matsuo paused for a second "Hey, do you have a problem acting as a female? Like, you're going to be a bad person that works with Beateruto. But, it would work better if you use a female body." Madara sighed, and asked "Do I need to act like a girl?"

Matsuo looked away nervously "Not really, just act with an extreme personality. Like I did with Beateruto!" He seemed proud of the beater + uto of naruto and boruto, it wasn't that hard.

"Your name will be..." Matsuo tried to make it seem like he was purposefully hightening the tension, but he was really pondering if he should take Thrasherada or Marada. It was difficult too chose, but the previous was just too bad a name "Marada!" He took out a scroll with Sarada's picture on it that he just bought "You will be the look alike of Sarada! Child of Sasuke! And uselessness... Wait, isn't uselessness not completely useless in boruto?" Matsuo pondered on this great question, but decided not to change the status quo since he never fully watched boruto.

Matsuo nodded to himself "Now let's look around for scientific ninja tools!" Matsuo wanted to make some jutsu that takes more chakra to use than planetary devestation, but it would be too annoying to use it with hundreds of chakra pools in battle. So what if he prepared it before the battle? That's his thought process, but Matsuo hasn't been able to make fuinjutsu that can use jutsu. A bomb tag isn't a jutsu, it a burst of chakra and/or nature energy without any control except when it goes 'boom'

A jutsu can still be controlled after it was released if the jutsu was made like that, a jutsu is complicated, and that is really hard to copy with fuinjutsu. So Matsuo chose no to waste his time and just steal someone else's work and build on top of it.

What he wants right now was a 'Shinobi gauntlet', Matsuo had dissapeared a while ago and hadn't appeared all those years, so he would keep it that way.

Matsuo thought about where they could be, he had no clue at all "Let's buy a house first, then I'll look into it."