Exploits of the great Matsuo!

Perfected Matsuo was walking and suddenly paused and found a flaw in himself "I'm homeless."

Perfected Matsuo sat down and started to ponder on his housing plans "First of all, I need to make sure I don't make the mistake of having only a single home, else someone can predict where I'll appear."

He started to perfect his plans "I'll do the classic, 'fake it till you make it'. I'll make an official house, then my 'Real house', then my 'Real real house', keep on repeating with each having smaller clues to the next 'Real house'. While my perfect floating castle will be somewhere deep in the ocean sea, it's not like it needs to be readily excessable since I'm a wondering menace." This was Perfected Matsuo's plan, he wasn't scared that it would be a problem to find his floating castle since a perfect being needed not a home, but still had one just for perfecting themselves.

He let the clones do all that hard work for him, Perfected Matsuo had recently gotten a report for a mission of kakashi was doing. You need to be good 'friends' with whoever is a main character, and the king of the clouds had a lot of free time these days.

Perfected Matsuo pondered on the idea of Xenomorphs once more, but decided against it. They're extremely difficult to control in large numbers and can get out of hand in only a few weeks. And they were too alien and disgusting for the cool 'king of the clouds'.

These were all considerations for the future, after Perfected Matsuo gained the title he yearned for. If he went for beasts, a whole army of them. Then he would be the 'Monster king' or something, and he didn't want that. That said that his perfect self couldn't do shit without his monsters!

He couldn't have that! As such he appeared infront of kakashi while he was hiding and, you know what happened...

"Lord third!" Kakashi kneeled and said loudly "I have something to report!"

"Kakashi," Hiruzen said "Is it related to your team's unfortunate dimise?" Kakashi nodded firmly "Please tell me what it is."

"Sir! I haven't reported this since it is too outlandish to accept for others!" Kakashi said "The man that really destroyed our entire team did it in less than ten seconds, he seemed to teleport from one place to another, with each step killing one of us. I don't know why I'm still alive, he looked at me and just said 'Interesting to see you here, sadly it isn't time for you to die yet'. He seemed to be blind, what else did he say? 'I am the king of the clouds, remember that, you ninja should fear me'."

-The next week

"Lord third!" "The destrution of our team was done in less than 10 seconds! I didn't report this since it was too outlandish to believe, the man seemed to release clouds behind him with small lights within. He let me live because 'I'm to lazy to kill you, now scram. Be grateful for this king of the clouds's mercy', he seemed to have a scar over both his eyes."

-The next month

Hiruzen sat down on his table with papers all over saying things like "He seemed to be blind." and "This cloud king will watch you in your sleep.", and many, many more.

A book was opened on a page saying;

-King of the clouds.

-Is able to flash around and various speeds with clouds at his feet, is blind but seems to be able to still see with chakra. Has high-level kenjutsu, and seems to walk around in the land of fire doing whatever he wants, including the murder of ninja.

-Bounty; 5 million ryo.

There was an artist's rendition of Perfected Matsuo's 'blind face'

Hiruzen was having a bad time, there were reports of the 'king of the clouds', he was already so close to starting a war with his countless killings, if konoha wasn't able to confirm that he had nothing to do with the other village with spies and him killing the men of other villages just the same as konoha's. One of fate's many machinations of course, that was what it was that stopped the extra ninja war.

Though fate accepted the 'King of the clouds' with open arms, it was looking for a few more experts in the story, and it had good memories from perfected Matsuo.

Hiruzen was also having a problem with every fresh dead body being harvested of every single organ in a certain region, since the harvesters are shadow clones, and they dissapeared after the organs of the night were harvested. The locals started to just accept it and left the corpses in the open air for the nightly harvest.

It was a nightmare to deal with, where did the organs even go? After the clones dissapeared in smoke nothing was left behind. It caused the jonin in charge to pull at his hair in stress, fate again pulled it's strings to make people believe there was a bigger mystery hidden below.

The cause of both problems was having a splendid time killing ninja for his newest quest.

[King of the clouds!

Description; a mysterious warrior that seems to have a grudge against ninja kind, that's what you are. And in the eyes of fate you are a limited resource! It seems to be recommending you do something with your organ harvesting for a story.

Current mission; kill a thousand ninja, as thou hast a grudge, thou must repayth it a hundred fold.

Side quest; bring honor to your name by declaring your position and intent to an oppenent before you kill them ten-thousand times in a row and make your name well known, a rathalos holds great honor in it's palm.]

He was focusing on making his name well known and causing death by honor with his shadow clones would come later. Perfected highly appreaciated fate's proposal to turn the organ harvesting into the start of a story line.

Though, a rathalos having honor was not something he actually believe, it was a off-hand joke like a week ago where he said 'The honorable rathalos, so honorable that they would even kill you if you saved their family's and their own lives. Honestly you only call them honorable because they're very cool, and coolness is what makes one honorable anyways.'

Now he has to be honorable since he isn't cool enough yet, a perfect being needs to be cool. He was already plenty cool, he just hasn't shown his power in high publicity yet. People need to asses if something is cool or not, and ninjas that just got out of a life or death situation don't do that, the masses do it.

Matsuo had decided to escape the ninja drought in the land of fire by going towards the land of mist! Water walking for a few minutes with extreme speed put ontop of it sped up the journey by a lot.

The great king of the clouds started to kill left and right, and after that happened and the real perfected Matsuo left a clone in his place. To be honorable and bring honor to a new name, which he won't chose.

"You, it is I! The sky bearer, I kill you now!" "I stand at the top of this world, I will kill you to prove that." "I stand at the top of this world, for I am called the world's crown. You have irritated me, and that is enough for me to end you worthless life." "Me no likey, you die!" "I've heard from the doctor! No need to worry! I will make the post-birth abortion painless... I crossed my fingers." Perfected Matsuo figured out as long they were made aware of his presence and he said something that at least pointed at him killing them it would count.

As such, the holy palidin of holy light appeared! An insane middle aged man that caused golden light to burst out with each attack, he preaches about justice constantly and kills anyone that tries to find a fault in his methods will be killed in the name of justice.

Yes, this was all fake and illusiary. But it was really funny, to an extreme degree. He even got some followers that chose to join him, he did make sure everyone understood that they weren't actually following justice and were just using the word 'justice' to make everything funnier.

Death came far quicker now that he had some insane followers, they were all phycopaths. Crazed serial killers brought strength through Perfected Matsuo's very basic 'executioner's blade art' which he stole from a church somewhere and mixed up with his own experiences. He dubbed them the 'Holy order', and told them to bring in some honest believers and to teach them a book he gave to them and to not learn it themselves since it was trash and would only let them grow by being a good person and accumilating karma, it's called 'Goddess's apostle', in his words "A trashy technique I created in a few minutes, it's only benefit is slowly increasing physical strength over long periods and being able to radiate golden light."

The next day the great executioner of holy light met with the future mizukage Mei Turumei, or whatever her name was "A ninja? My rightious mind cannot allow such hanous beings to live, die!" The executioner just did his daily routine, but then paused "Oh~ You're her, I can't let you die just yet, and I was planning on leaving anyways."

The executioner sheated his blade and said "Oh mei girl, you need not worry of my order, the apostles can only get stronger by being a good person. As such, you can trust them. It even hurts them to be a bad person! This clone's existence was running out, now! Release!" The executioner dissapeared in a poof of smoke.

Leaving a ninja paused in place after seeing someone who could kill jonin with relative ease, just being a shadow clone.