<<Waah, surprise!>> I read those first two words, once and then twice, then moved on ahead. This wasn't Irene. <<Hey, Boyfriend! Managed to swipe your girlfriend's found while she wasn't looking! Thought I should give you an update on her status since apparently hasn't yet. Don't worry about a thing, me and the girls are keeping lonely little lover company in stead! You owe us big time, hear me? ;)>>
Buzzed again. A photo this time around. And my God, I almost dreaded to see what I'd find.
It took me a couple of seconds to figure out what the hell I was looking out. It was so red and dim and out of focus, it was hard to make out anything. But I saw it, alright - I saw her. Irene at the center with a mic in her hand, visibly flustered and dying, singing her lungs out while a smudged outline of a tipsy Green and a cheering Red had her boxed into place.
I think I just found my new lock screen.