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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Oriental
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Throbbing

PP grow spurt... Like a seed that is waiting to sprout a beautiful flower, one is able to grow by having the sun as their friend. Your PP, it is a little flower, while you are its soil. Take care of the soil by giving it enough food and water, and wait for the next sunrise to arrive for another spurt. Patience is all it takes, and the soil shall be strengthened by the roots of the flower. The greater the flower becomes, the more it consumes. The more it consumes, the more the soil strengthens.

Okay… By the looks of it, I probably wouldn't have understood what all the bullsh*t in the book meant if I didn't come from a modern society where literature is a classic. So, from what I just read, I can tell that this cultivation manual not only cultivates my PP, but strengthens my body as well, defensive wise. As a consequence though, my PP wouldn't only need the PP energy within the environment to strengthen itself, but the nutrition within my body too.

Damn, that's quite the drawback… I'm basically gonna become a glutton then. It's worth it though, and I'm sure that with enough power, meals that deliver more than just nutrition, will be easy for me to have. Now… Let's see how I am supposed to do this thing.

What in the f*ck! I have to let me little brother get some sunlight?! So basically, this technique wants me to be the kind of crazy guy that walks around naked in his yard. Understandable… Doing it inside this restaurants though. I don't know if I'm that shameless, and honestly, it feels kind of gay to display my little brother to everyone. What to do…

I have an idea! I need to confirm something first though… If there's sunlight in the restroom, I should be able to use the cultivation manual. A flower can live inside a building after all, as long as the light of the sun is present.

With that in mind, I decided to enter the restroom, not minding the people around me that were showing off their boners. Damn, that red throbbing PP that looks like it is about to burst is so uncomfortable to look at… Look away!

So… When I was in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet seat whilst following the instruction of the cultivation manual, everything did indeed go according to plan. Just by imagining that my balls is the seed to success, I actually felt something spurting inside of them. It was quite the paranormal feeling, because if I'm not wrong, my little brother definitely breathed in some air through the hole on the tip of his head.

'Is my PP actually breathing?!' I had a look of shock when I saw my little brother inhaling and exhaling, as if there were lungs inside of him. Luckily, my PP didn't swell too much when it inhaled, or else I might have gotten weird nightmares from that moment on.

The world was quite the strange one for sure. Like, just by imagining some words that I read, I am able to do some terrifying sh*t with my body. How crazy is that?! Perhaps, this PP energy or something is a very unique and powerful energy that isn't available on earth. Hence why magical stuff is possible within this world… Fascinating.

Anyway, because of the soup that I ate, my PP got hard easily, without me having to imagine the sight of a hot babe. Not that I even knew that I needed to be hard to cultivate… Also, not only was it solid hard, it was breathing as if it was running a marathon. Clearly, this was the first time I could see my PP throbbing along with my rapid heart beats. What an experience… Certainly weird, but something that I'll have to get used to seeing.

One hour passed, two hours passed, and soon, the starry night arrived. It took me that long before the effects of the soup completely disappeared.

Obviously, I did not leave the restaurant, nor the toilet seat. It would be a waste of my money if I just let the effects of the soup be passive! Hence why, since the restaurant was open twenty four seven, I decided to sit all day, on the nice and and cold toilet seat, until the effects disappeared. Oh the few times that I heard people release some diarrhea sh*t on the vacant toilet at the other side of the wall beside me. I'm so glad this magical air purifier exists! If not, I'm sure that I would have died inhaling the smell of nineteen people their doo doo.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch." Surely, sitting for so long, was a pain in the ass. Literally.

Luckily, to cultivate the PP energy or the sunlight into my own, there was no physical activities needed. Imagine having to jerk off for four hours… That is truly something too terrifying for to do. I don't know about you though. Maybe you're into that sh*t. Who am I to judge, ehe~. All alone on the toilet seat, stroking my PP for hours… That's kind of sad and painful I must say. Luckily, I only needed to imagine a flower receiving some sunlight and its nutrition.

With the effect of the soup being gone already, and my butt hurting from sitting all day long, I decided to leave the rest room. Before I left the restaurant, I bought a few extra cheap hand sized cooked eggs and a jug of water. The water was free, however, the jug with a lid wasn't.

Soon, due to me not having to go anywhere else, I arrived at my home within two hours. It seemed that everyone near my house was asleep already at that time, which was quite understandable, because it had been quite the tiring day having to walk all the way to the library.

"Oh my, it's already eleven in the night…" I muttered in surprise, when I saw what time it was on the clock.

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