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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Oriental
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A robbery?!

Alright! So I've decided what house I am planning to stay in. A ten cubic meter log cabin that looked as beautiful as ever. The log wood was decently small, which gave the building quite the pleasant look, and the other pieces of wood were smooth and nicely chiseled, including the roof. The small windows, the beautiful door… It was perfect, and it felt like home already to me. It's like I had build the cabin myself through hard work, however, looking at the cabins from the other disciples… Never mind. They're all the same. The only benefit of coming first would be location benefit I guess. Better soil, closer to the bridge, and perhaps an area that improves cultivation? I'm not sure why anyone would fight over a spot, when they all looked identical. Maybe there's a deeper meaning that I didn't know about. Well… If I don't know, why should I care? Let's just enter the cabin, shall we?

"Haaa~ Home sweet home…" I muttered as I closed the door behind me.

A small space that didn't care about visitors. There was the kitchen right near the entrance, and there was a tub and a toilet near the corner, a few meters in front of me. Yep, totally not visitor friendly, since I might be taking a dump while someone just opens the door to the house.

"Ooh… What do we have here?" There was some type of unknown device right beside the toilet, where a toilet paper would often be at. A lever… Not something that I see everyday for sure.

The moment I pulled on the lever, some type of breeze surrounded me, which was fresh with air.

"Could this be, an air purifier…?" I was amazed, as I realized that the device was more than just an air purifier.

It was a device to prevent germs from coming or spreading when taking a sh*t! This meant that the smell of my poo won't be spreading to the kitchen, nor will there be any germs in the air, after my poo disappears to the unknown. Yes, the unknown, because I know that as soon as I press the button on the toilet, my sh*t suddenly starts becoming less and less, as if it was being eaten. Perhaps… Perhaps there exists a special friendly germ that eats sh*t in an instant…

So… We have two vital things within the room. A kitchen, and a business room… No bedroom however, so I'm guessing that I'll have to sleep on the floor near the kitchen, or perhaps the bath tub. How sad…

The next day arrived, and it was the day where many new outer disciples made their way towards the library. I of course, was also included in that batch of new outer disciples. Why wouldn't I be? Time is a value, and I'm not wasting it by letting others go before me and therefore gaining an upper hand of one more minute of knowledge. It was simply unacceptable to me if someone were to be smarter than me, just because he or she had one more minute than me to gain more knowledge. That is of course, if we're talking about the same intelligence. If not, then I don't care.

The journey to the library was quite far, and me being a person that was quite far from attracting too much attention, nobody really placed their focus on me. Just a couple hi's and hey's with people introducing themselves to me, I was able to know a few of my neighbors.

I'm not sure about the guys, but I definitely remember and even saved the location of the lodgings that the gorgeous ladies stayed in, in my map. Hehehe, perhaps I might have a business deal with them in the future… So, don't judge.

Finally, after a while, all of us outer disciples made to the library. Without any hesitation, I stepped inside the library, doing exactly what the others in front of me did.

"Alright, alright… Nice-u… Second floor, only reserved for me…" I whispered when I had stepped into the second floor. There was no need to go the librarian, and from the words on the signs almost everywhere, I guess the librarian was only there to note the name of the cultivation manual a disciple took.

The second floor was obviously different in comparison to the first floor. Within the first floor, there were no labels for the sections, but in the second floor there was. Manuals and techniques. Those were the labels that were available within the second floor.

I'm guessing that there are cultivation techniques, because after the manual, techniques follows. Simple! Although I'm really tempted to check out on of the cultivation techniques, my instincts are telling me that the librarian is indeed able to see everything within the library. With my instincts telling me not to cheat, I decided to close my eyes for a second, to figure out where I should go to to find the best cultivation manual.

Within the third section, on the lowest part of the shelf, I found a book as dusty as the others. Wiping to cover of the book to see its title, I whispered the title right after seeing it.

"PP grow spurt…"

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"What?" I stared at the box of a bunch of text that spelled words so magnificent.

"What the f*ck?!"

"Sorry!" I quickly apologized to the people downstairs, for being too loud.

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