My enemy in school

1-yesterday I was so happy then I slipped out from my chair and everyone start laughing at me and I replied to them you start laughing huh am going to give guys a knucklesandwich and the gasp except my bully ryan I was so scared and I have peed my shelf and my only friend ahmed he was a real man and he helped me what a nice man he jumped at Ryan and killed him like a bear I start laughing and the whole school was laughing