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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!

Zi Yunxi · Fantaisie
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My Face Kinda Hurts

Éditeur: Henyee Translations

Does your face hurt, Mentor Zhou?

Hahahahahaha!

The little fatty and the others' guffaws formed an entirely different kind of orchestra that played the BGM for Mentor Zhou's embarrassment and his nonplussed expression…

"Cough!" Zhou Danjin coughed lightly and turned to see even Mentor Wei Xu's stern face unable to hide a smile.

He had just praised Qiaoqiao for her "correct attitude in resolving issues" when the unlucky Catkin Academy mentor was struck by disaster.

Even though Miss Qiao was keeping quiet and just gnawing on dried fruit, Zhou Danjin dared to bet with his life that this girl absolutely had something to do with the deep pit appearing under the Catkin Academy mentor's butt!

Needless to say, Zhou Danjin indeed did feel that his face was freakin' hurting!

"Xiao Qiao, what exactly did you do!" Zhou Danjin coughed again and looked exasperatedly at this worrisome student of his.