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My Cheater System

Do you hate grinding in a video game? Who doesn't? Grinding takes too long and it's too strenuous. Vier was faced with this exact problem. He's your average Joe Schmoe, just one thing. He also happens to wield God's power! When you're handpicked by God, you don't really need to grind anymore. He basically has cheats! Vier uses this newfound power to liberate the world and uncover its ancient secrets and solve the world's problems for them. Even though he may be God's pet, he still suffers from problems, like not getting any girls or his severe social anxiety. He travels across the land and clears dungeons with his party members to become the strongest. Through his journey, he uncovers the once sinister past of the world and bridges the gap between mortal and immortal. To be clear, he only really cares about fame and money. The whole saving the world stuff is just a by-product of the whole hero shenanigans. But when stuff hits the fan, he's there to turn the fan off. Who said you needed to play within the rules?

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Lost

"Hehehehe..." Nuki was wearing the full Frost Dragon suit of armor.

"You can stop laughing and giggling now you sicko. We're lost." Vier held the bear fang in his hand. "And it's really cold." Vier started shivering and wrapped his arms around his chest.

"I can't hear you over my shiny blue armor~" Nuki had a smug look on her face.

"Hey, where even are we?" Vier and Nuki look around, they're completely encased in cloudy ice that doesn't allow them to see through. The only way was forward or backwards, back to the sub tower.

"Beats me." Nuki placed her arms around her neck as if taking a stroll through the park. "Let's just have fun."

"No." Vier picked Nuki up by the head.

"Let me go!" Nuki started flailing her arms around, "Is this how you treat a woman?!"

"You're a woman?" Vier lifted Nuki higher.

"No, soon I'll be a dead woman when I get a heart attack from being lifted this high!" Nuki started aggressively biting Vier's hand, leaving small bite marks and scratch marks.

"Can't you guys like, shapeshift?" Vier twirled her around.

"I can?" Nuki turned her head 180 degrees. "I can only change my clothes."

"Uh-huh." Vier let down Nuki. "Are you really a girl? Don't tanukis have big bal-"

"I'M A GIRL!" Nuki leaped up and clung onto Vier's face, aggressively scratching his face. "A GIRL!"

"Get off me!" Vier grabbed Nuki by the back and threw her to the ground, making a large bang noise and cracks forming in the ice.

"aewh." Nuki said as her head was stuck in ice, like an ostrich with its head in the sand.

"C'mon get up." Vier pulled Nuki out of the ice.

"You're such a meanie." Nuki cross her arms and pouted her cheeks.

"You what." Vier stared at Nuki with scratches and bite marks all over his face.

"Hey! Shut up!" Nuki climbed up Vier's leg, hiding behind him.

Infront of them was a light, slowly approaching Vier.

"Who's there?" Vier created a tendril from his hand, lighting up the corridor.

"It's me!" A female voice spoke.

"Whoever 'me' is, you better leave! Or else Vier is gonna beat your ass!" Nuki peaked her head out behind Vier's pants, looking up at Vier for his confirmation.

Vier sighed.

"My name is Reane, I placed 5th on the first floor." Reane had a lit torch in her hands.

"W-" Vier was stunned, he could not believe the beauty that was standing infront of him. She had long black hair with purple stripes, she had a purple mask that covered her mouth and she was wearing fish nets. "H-Hi!" Vier had a visible blush on his face.

"Get yo coca cola bottle looking ass out of here." Nuki said, waving an icicle at Reane, threatening her.

"Woah, really guys, I come in peace." Reane played with her hair. "Really." She took out a dagger from her pocket, placing it on the ice and sliding it towards Vier. "What are you guys doing here? You two were the first but we all just thought you died cause a giant ice block fell down."

"We're alive alright." Vier picked up the dagger and looked down at Nuki, still hiding behind his leg. "You can get out now." Vier lifted his leg. Nuki clung on tightly but she still slipped off.

"Are you guys lost too?" Reane came closer towards Vier.

"Well, yeah. We're planning on setting up shop considering it's been 4 hours since the dungeon started." Vier checked his phone. "No, just 3 hours."

"You still have your phone?" Reane pointed at it. "Do you have WiFi?"

"Yeah, cause dungeons have WiFi. I even know the password." Nuki said sarcastically, giving her a nasty side eye.

"There actually is WiFi." Vier opened his phone. '1 New Message!' Vier opened up the message.

'Where are you?' The message read with a photo of Lynn eating a donut with coffee at a coffee shop, at the airport.

"SHITTTTT!" Vier screamed internally, he had completely forgotten about the flight.

"Well, aren't you the little cutie?" Reane said with a passive aggressive tone, squishing her cheeks slightly harder than she should've.

"That's enough guys, we need to find a way out. Where did you even come from?" Vier picked up Nuki and placed her on his shoulder.

"I followed the group but then split off when a giant boss appeared, I fled immediately." Reane pointed towards the direction of corridor. "It's just endless ice, upon ice."

Vier opened up his shop. 'Random Item: 5 Points.' "I have 103 points." He scrolled through the shop.

"WHAT?" Reane's eyes popped out of her socket. "WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"Oh, we just cleared a sub tower." Vier shrugged it off and kept scrolling through.

"Mhm, and I did 100% of the work." Nuki jumped down and gave a smug face to Reane.

"I let you." Vier kicked Nuki into the ice wall. "Hey, look. A tent costs 3 points, and food costs 1 point."

'Do You Wish To Buy 1 [Tent] and 10 [Random Food]'

Vier clicked [Yes].

Magically, a tent flies down onto the floor and 10 hamburgers.

"Do you eat meat?" Vier looked at Nuki, her face looked like an ice block, her entire mouth was filled with ice.

"Ywesh." Nuki crunched down on the ice.

"Well, I guess we should find somewhere to sleep." Vier picked up the burgers and tent and started walking.

xxxxx

"Where... are... we?" Ella held a map up.

"Wrong way 'round dumbass." Sylas grabbed the map, turning it upside down.

"Oh, this looks better." Ella held her eyes to the map, trying to find where she was.

"Oh my god." Sylas ripped the map out of the hand. "Take this." He handed the torch over to Ella. "Hmm." Sylas followed the path they took with his finger.

"If it isn't you." Alev walked into the room, a giant cape of fire was wrapped around his neck. "You guys lost?" The cape melted through the ice.

"Nah, we're just having a stroll." Sylas stared at Alev

"Anyone there?" Vier walked into the room where Alev, Sylas and Ella was, behind Vier was Nuki and Reane.

"Vier!" Ella waved at Vier, Vier waved back awkwardly. "Your hairs changed..."

"If it isn't you." Sylas walked towards Vier.

Vier brushed past Sylas, mimicking what Sylas did to him.

"Nice cape, it looks super hot on you." Nuki chuckled at her own joke. "Look, I can mimic it!" Nuki changed her armor into the cape that Alev was wearing.

"Your armor from before." Vier points at Nuki. Nuki looks back at Vier. They exchange stares.

"WAAAAAAAAH!" Nuki cried out.