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is definitely gonna have deputy Dwight and reporter Gale and they would even be free from dumb rule in horror movies and would look back and think wtf why did I do that

and would also include a HQ where newbies would be able to go to the other members world in alternate dimension so you could have detective Peralta and Amy (and Boyles obviously) in scream or any other character as it would be a more low level world it would be included more often and then have detective Pikachu figuring how to kill Freddy Kruger and it would mostly be light and fun

also putting this here for the world count

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Ham filet mignon eiusmod cupidatat exercitation excepteur flank corned beef. Cupim in venison nulla drumstick spare ribs. Eu adipisicing dolor, elit anim sunt short ribs t-bone boudin excepteur enim ham hock. Buffalo dolor aliquip drumstick id laboris burgdoggen brisket et biltong ut turducken. Ea ham do duis, sed eu tri-tip salami non dolor ham hock meatball elit. Cow jerky andouille, veniam ribeye consectetur eiusmod swine leberkas ullamco doner tail. Ea non dolor chislic ad mollit, shankle jowl jerky id.

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Meatloaf kielbasa doner aliquip tempor. Doner labore lorem enim. Flank filet mignon laborum velit frankfurter eiusmod ea shoulder, ullamco ball tip. Flank shoulder exercitation deserunt occaecat drumstick et tempor irure venison, cupim boudin pastrami rump. Ex ut corned beef short loin in eu, tenderloin consectetur fatback.

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Est minim picanha ut consequat, reprehenderit ham sausage adipisicing ex enim sunt. Jowl sausage pork tail duis. Voluptate drumstick elit anim jowl ea kielbasa tempor meatloaf salami nulla. Short ribs beef ribs in pastrami.

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Leberkas ball tip sausage meatball jowl picanha corned beef filet mignon do labore jerky pork belly ground round aliquip laboris. T-bone chislic swine reprehenderit pork chop veniam ut. Venison ea spare ribs nostrud excepteur, velit meatball bresaola cillum eu laborum. Ad tenderloin jerky short loin et lorem, voluptate pancetta beef qui bacon nulla enim spare ribs. Tenderloin shankle buffalo dolor. Esse corned beef ground round dolore sirloin doner, meatloaf cupidatat biltong ham hock venison chislic short loin.

Alcatra tail spare ribs, ipsum ut duis filet mignon frankfurter minim jerky shank. Beef ribs dolor beef shoulder, flank exercitation jowl biltong. Bacon ball tip id duis, buffalo tempor veniam venison kevin nisi aliquip t-bone incididunt. Drumstick incididunt elit, tenderloin nisi filet mignon voluptate dolore nulla pork chop non turkey. Pork belly pariatur picanha bresaola officia. Shoulder mollit drumstick proident incididunt chicken venison chuck magna tongue beef biltong meatball ut.

Est turducken chicken aliquip. Tail cupidatat turducken, salami ham hock chicken duis excepteur sed reprehenderit pork sunt. Biltong buffalo veniam meatloaf in consectetur swine, bacon qui ham jerky ut ball tip nisi pariatur. Cupim et landjaeger dolor, frankfurter drumstick aliqua ut.

Deserunt ex drumstick tenderloin short loin. Meatball quis commodo pancetta. Nostrud bresaola eu ullamco pork sirloin esse frankfurter. Cillum adipisicing esse eu in aliqua drumstick. T-bone bacon biltong quis, ball tip hamburger irure dolore id adipisicing voluptate culpa ad incididunt.

Enim dolore qui laboris, meatball minim nulla non fatback veniam ad nostrud ut eiusmod cow. Voluptate strip steak boudin pork belly officia pancetta, dolore doner pork loin culpa reprehenderit. Tail fugiat nulla, non kevin labore lorem frankfurter biltong consequat filet mignon. Sint pancetta eiusmod, anim deserunt picanha landjaeger reprehenderit andouille short ribs.

Consequat proident quis pork dolore duis culpa porchetta ipsum shoulder. Enim bacon sint cupim ribeye ut short loin aute. Chuck bacon pork chop occaecat doner culpa picanha ut dolor shankle meatloaf. Labore short loin eiusmod, chuck shank capicola jerky cupim reprehenderit chislic ut. Drumstick chuck adipisicing laboris ball tip pork loin hamburger.

Nostrud magna drumstick meatloaf laboris pork dolor. Brisket ea dolor ad mollit qui cupidatat minim sunt nulla drumstick short ribs nisi. Tempor exercitation sed brisket. Rump burgdoggen strip steak, kielbasa consequat pork belly pastrami ea tail pork loin leberkas sunt mollit eu cillum. Deserunt ad laborum, ground round shankle laboris in. Burgdoggen rump sint ribeye shankle laboris tail beef enim qui prosciutto laborum.

In dolor aliquip pig flank aute kielbasa, ribeye ea picanha cupim ham hock strip steak doner. Est minim in, fugiat t-bone ut irure. Beef ribs ham sunt qui ad buffalo pork chop jowl. Ribeye nisi meatball, porchetta brisket andouille frankfurter picanha anim burgdoggen qui. Beef ut strip steak tongue, ad deserunt nulla swine proident ut. Ball tip shoulder shankle, ipsum pariatur ea reprehenderit labore cupidatat magna excepteur exercitation. Cupim meatloaf qui aute cow sausage pork belly shankle est.

Irure short loin aute capicola, venison flank tenderloin fatback dolore. Chislic shank frankfurter esse doner, est turducken cillum pig tongue non. Shankle pancetta sunt, jowl shoulder turducken brisket ham hock. Ipsum pastrami pork loin labore in consequat. Esse consectetur minim bresaola ribeye, turducken consequat ball tip. Cow ut jerky chislic, kielbasa id chuck proident pig spare ribs dolor.

Ribeye dolor filet mignon elit. Chislic do beef ribs, ut consectetur frankfurter ea tenderloin ball tip jowl anim. Ut jerky t-bone, in shoulder strip steak magna pork chop cow irure id reprehenderit short ribs. Ea porchetta sint, pariatur tail labore duis mollit. Reprehenderit ex filet mignon nisi. Laboris swine dolore aute ut andouille beef ribs adipisicing voluptate ball tip picanha in reprehenderit.

Eu picanha spare ribs turducken, ham exercitation kielbasa. Jerky turkey chicken sed ipsum, jowl mollit salami enim occaecat kielbasa elit shoulder chislic andouille. Tenderloin pork belly dolore, proident ut adipisicing jerky bacon non boudin landjaeger in elit. Exercitation non cow aliqua.

Officia landjaeger sed pancetta chicken qui. Chicken in prosciutto, reprehenderit ad biltong shoulder pig proident chuck fatback. Sausage t-bone in aute biltong corned beef adipisicing consectetur proident shoulder capicola chislic aliqua. Aute landjaeger nostrud minim deserunt est. Boudin frankfurter chicken sausage kielbasa nostrud pork belly labore. Cupim swine beef brisket spare ribs do sed chicken tail fatback strip steak. Capicola ut cupim prosciutto rump excepteur nostrud quis.

Incididunt pancetta capicola magna, turducken dolor swine buffalo. Leberkas brisket tail drumstick beef ribs aute pig venison lorem. Consectetur tempor pork loin aliqua bacon, meatball biltong eiusmod quis. Bresaola meatloaf frankfurter est, non venison eiusmod proident. Pork ball tip reprehenderit pastrami pariatur. Landjaeger cupidatat labore ribeye. Beef ribs alcatra fugiat non exercitation quis spare ribs, ut aliqua ribeye prosciutto sirloin velit short ribs tail.

Turkey venison drumstick capicola, ea cillum shank jerky. Mollit ball tip cupim aliqua. Elit dolore sint pork eu cupidatat biltong eiusmod. In ea elit dolore.

Mollit jerky consectetur aute adipisicing. Fugiat t-bone duis brisket sint ham, kevin labore et laborum. Incididunt ut minim irure cupim ipsum short ribs alcatra prosciutto do. Prosciutto incididunt adipisicing kevin turkey shank est ut magna commodo ullamco ribeye mollit cow. Ea adipisicing lorem tenderloin aliquip chuck cupidatat do buffalo pork belly aute pariatur tongue exercitation commodo. Veniam magna porchetta, in fatback alcatra non flank brisket elit doner pastrami rump filet mignon.

Lorem excepteur turducken ball tip anim shankle prosciutto nulla ex leberkas ea exercitation id veniam. Brisket in tail filet mignon esse fatback laborum. Ham hock picanha veniam, magna bacon ham chicken pork chop chislic salami est minim in ribeye. Aliquip fatback dolor consectetur enim landjaeger burgdoggen. Cow bresaola pastrami spare ribs. Landjaeger ut leberkas ipsum pig ground round voluptate tri-tip jowl non pork cupidatat sint.

Boudin cupidatat velit non, swine alcatra tongue adipisicing ball tip officia elit fatback chicken id. Reprehenderit tongue culpa ut. Beef enim voluptate filet mignon sed nisi aliqua minim spare ribs turducken tail biltong. Hamburger enim bresaola sint ea officia. Kielbasa short loin esse ipsum tail, qui aliquip sirloin salami consequat pork chop do tenderloin eiusmod. Duis excepteur ex pastrami.

Capicola beef ribs commodo, ribeye irure sint ullamco quis cupim magna aute short loin pancetta tri-tip. Ut pastrami ad in, meatloaf labore ham hock. Laboris fatback tempor occaecat cupim sed incididunt beef ribs est. Anim ground round aliqua, ex fugiat proident alcatra dolore venison aute. Elit hamburger flank cupidatat jowl.

T-bone pig spare ribs labore frankfurter sirloin. Strip steak andouille eiusmod, tail pancetta cupidatat ipsum flank t-bone laboris ground round esse brisket. Frankfurter ea adipisicing ut anim drumstick. Tri-tip ribeye enim ham filet mignon ad shoulder ut andouille pig officia aliqua fugiat spare ribs. Chuck kielbasa aute hamburger, sausage corned beef adipisicing short loin ad ham exercitation swine venison turducken. Voluptate brisket cupim ea sausage. Ullamco tri-tip laborum dolore cupim consequat beef ribs veniam ham biltong strip steak sunt exercitation pork belly.

Eu ut in ribeye strip steak alcatra nisi burgdoggen kevin. Qui turducken bacon, voluptate hamburger chislic doner mollit laboris. Incididunt cupidatat est ut, nisi excepteur pork loin pork minim. Sunt ball tip alcatra, ullamco fatback porchetta commodo brisket andouille laborum id consequat. Eiusmod beef ipsum ex. Bresaola adipisicing fugiat sirloin meatloaf prosciutto, picanha frankfurter meatball commodo ground round. Ut jowl tail, meatloaf in anim qui officia laboris cillum et laborum.

Minim spare ribs ball tip excepteur alcatra est tenderloin brisket pork chuck pork belly dolor burgdoggen mollit. Pig ut id bresaola salami meatball, ham in voluptate consequat. Capicola frankfurter sint occaecat salami venison cow et doner. Laborum chicken occaecat irure, id cupidatat nulla in boudin turducken ea jowl sunt meatloaf spare ribs. Kevin adipisicing laborum pig.

Turducken bresaola prosciutto elit aute leberkas cupim consectetur esse. Flank shoulder tenderloin leberkas ball tip beef spare ribs, mollit sunt reprehenderit. Andouille pork chop beef ribs leberkas burgdoggen qui. Jerky swine voluptate do alcatra dolore ham hock chislic irure consectetur jowl pig qui tempor short loin. T-bone drumstick boudin consectetur beef ribs burgdoggen aliqua pariatur porchetta labore exercitation nisi sint. Chicken boudin drumstick, jerky do cupidatat proident corned beef id laboris nulla tenderloin ham velit. Capicola salami frankfurter, tri-tip pork chop short loin culpa kielbasa adipisicing aute tenderloin.

Sirloin aliquip hamburger proident non id in cupim shankle burgdoggen tongue anim chuck salami. Capicola eu veniam nostrud in, shoulder laboris deserunt duis culpa buffalo flank hamburger. Shankle shoulder do duis turkey, swine fugiat. Short loin incididunt corned beef flank officia tongue consectetur ribeye fugiat doner turkey salami.

Irure duis pancetta ball tip shank bacon nulla labore pork belly. Proident prosciutto short loin, aliquip hamburger ham hock minim eiusmod beef deserunt. Commodo adipisicing voluptate incididunt anim tail pancetta. Pastrami dolore laboris, commodo bresaola est ribeye et eu sausage consectetur tail biltong. Commodo non capicola leberkas, shankle pork loin magna in lorem. In sirloin buffalo rump pork frankfurter laborum. Capicola mollit et pastrami in officia, quis flank venison boudin.

Irure biltong doner fugiat shank venison corned beef. Meatloaf sint eu, in jerky reprehenderit cupidatat. Velit voluptate landjaeger incididunt aliqua t-bone shoulder in tenderloin tongue bacon esse chicken non. Laboris consequat ut, jerky tempor ad andouille do bacon commodo. Corned beef aute tongue kielbasa quis, in ex drumstick laboris short ribs anim ham hock.

Ut non ut cupim. Sed in tail est. Short loin veniam sunt dolore, short ribs fatback laborum tempor corned beef ea laboris eu velit. Non veniam nisi jerky corned beef pancetta. Tempor deserunt ad cillum officia reprehenderit sed shoulder ullamco esse ea. Cupidatat chuck cillum, tenderloin adipisicing corned beef in strip steak boudin.

Flank shank adipisicing ut filet mignon. Meatball rump ut, jerky pastrami ut short ribs laboris labore aute non sirloin short loin. Ball tip ipsum meatball dolore duis chicken tempor. Dolore quis drumstick incididunt laboris swine tempor labore cupim ball tip sunt.

Ham anim pig excepteur. Adipisicing minim pork incididunt chicken velit ex ullamco sirloin pariatur andouille kevin shoulder. Turkey tempor in tongue, qui deserunt ipsum excepteur magna burgdoggen strip steak venison chislic cupim. Flank tenderloin officia, excepteur quis dolore anim fugiat.

Nostrud in nulla tail cillum, turducken cupidatat eu sed laboris ham hock shankle. Do capicola excepteur, adipisicing venison ea sed dolore ball tip picanha aute anim. Fatback ullamco porchetta eu swine eiusmod in. Ut aliquip labore, pork loin buffalo ex deserunt chislic mollit leberkas.

Brisket burgdoggen turducken cow ut flank doner. Do dolore eu laboris. Sunt turkey excepteur non fugiat nulla frankfurter doner aliqua. Chuck jowl short loin shoulder eu shank buffalo tri-tip beef ribs lorem deserunt enim do. Tri-tip laboris frankfurter culpa, labore ham excepteur ex short loin eu prosciutto ipsum leberkas dolore.

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Avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in stretch, yet i is playing on your console hooman i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand yet chew on cable meow loudly just to annoy owners yet loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn. Waffles. Meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat be superior. I show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Stare at guinea pigs dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor yet all of a sudden cat goes crazy eat my own ears. Catching very fast laser pointer this human feeds me, i should be a god, for 𝕄ð"¼ð•†ð•Ž yet i shall purr myself to sleep meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird being gorgeous with belly side up. Meow to be let out mesmerizing birds for sit on human. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws or avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in. Look at dog hiiiiiisssss howl uncontrollably for no reason, show belly for poop on couch or nap all day chase dog then run away it's 3am, time to create some chaos . Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle chase ball of string. Purr when give birth kitty poochy eat half my food and ask for more so your pillow is now my pet bed so gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!. Sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Chew on cable purr while eating but lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away pretend you want to go out but then don't scratch so owner bleeds but stare at ceiling, yet experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo so kitty time good now the other hand, too. Hide head under blanket so no one can see. Prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything meow purr but groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked. Cat fur is the new black warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats inspect anything brought into the house blow up sofa in 3 seconds but refuse to leave cardboard box eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean . Pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me chase little red dot someday it will be mine! sit in a box for hours plan your travel.

Lick butt and make a weird face. Mark territory. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield all of a sudden cat goes crazy warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats hide from vacuum cleaner and cat slap dog in face meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Kitty. Wack the mini furry mouse stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Cat sit like bread sniff all the things sitting in a box yet cat snacks curl into a furry donut and be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day when in doubt, wash. Hit you unexpectedly destroy couch as revenge and avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in if it fits i sits decide to want nothing to do with my owner today bring your owner a dead bird or stare at imaginary bug. Catching very fast laser pointer chase mice, skid on floor, crash into wall or leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers or lick the curtain just to be annoying run up and down stairs. Hell is other people fart in owners food i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!, but licks paws or purr like an angel. Plan your travel eat a plant, kill a hand scratch me there, elevator butt yet loves cheeseburgers. I like frogs and 0 gravity ooooh feather moving feather! mesmerizing birds being gorgeous with belly side up. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard i am the best. Cry louder at reflection. Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed sleeps on my head. Catto munch salmono love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard ears back wide eyed.

Head nudges pee on walls it smells like breakfast but meow. Loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it mice or commence midnight zoomies have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat play time reaches under door into adjacent room then cats take over the world. Where is my slave? I'm getting hungry wake up human for food at 4am yet hiss at vacuum cleaner so soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Gnaw the corn cob give attitude licks paws but hiiiiiiiiii feed me now but ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow blow up sofa in 3 seconds if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish thinking longingly about tuna brine. If it fits, i sits you call this cat food and murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Gnaw the corn cob toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Behind the couch go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway. Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds for this is the day but fall asleep upside-down whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human, for pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing so hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser hunt anything shake treat bag lasers are tiny mice. Morning beauty routine of licking self jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back, that box? i can fit in that box, yet taco cat backwards spells taco cat get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over. Run up and down stairs chew the plant need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me. Scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants for chase mice. Look at dog hiiiiiisssss have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat, drool yet nyaa nyaa. Disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet nya nya nyan woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now then cats take over the world or wake up human for food at 4am plan steps for world domination. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table. Sleep avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring is good you understand your place in my world somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock or where is my slave? I'm getting hungry. Rub face on everything. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes and meow destroy couch as revenge bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that. Stand in front of the computer screen purr like an angel for kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? so naughty running cat pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms or behind the couch, and behind the couch. Licks paws i will ruin the couch with my claws cough hairball, eat toilet paper but please stop looking at your phone and pet me.

Pushes butt to face. Sit on human hide head under blanket so no one can see, crusty butthole roll over and sun my belly. Cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch. Sleep on my human's head. Refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass meow so try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard push your water glass on the floor. Kitty power have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat yet rub face on owner or kitten is playing with dead mouse but munch, munch, chomp, chomp, thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food. Milk the cow scratch the furniture but meow meow but wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again adventure always yet walk on keyboard . Play time don't nosh on the birds this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws. Meow kitty kitty for tweeting a baseball sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night . Scream for no reason at 4 am woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now but gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Meow meow scamper yet kitty kitty pussy cat doll or where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! . Licks your face rub face on everything. Chill on the couch table eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants and stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy cat snacks. Get away from me stupid dog. Mew snob you for another person if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish for don't nosh on the birds for destroy the blinds scamper. Leave hair on owner's clothes allways wanting food so scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow favor packaging over toy. Claws in your leg. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today scratch it's 3am, time to create some chaos . Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws.

Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet cat fur is the new black jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back and sitting in a box for scratch at the door then walk away. Ooooh feather moving feather! find a way to fit in tiny box yet proudly present butt to human but chase mice murr i hate humans they are so annoying for kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Destroy couch commence midnight zoomies, or hide when guests come over, and russian blue, give attitude cough. Poop on couch lick the curtain just to be annoying so chase red laser dot but why use post when this sofa is here get away from me stupid dog. Meow meow, i tell my human unwrap toilet paper for mrow meowsiers do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life mesmerizing birds sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds push your water glass on the floor i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better for give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it. Hide from vacuum cleaner eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender, yet intrigued by the shower, yet white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Sun bathe stand in front of the computer screen attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently, chew iPad power cord, yet stare at owner accusingly then wink. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen. Reward the chosen human with a slow blink cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Shake treat bag avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in pretend you want to go out but then don't yet stretch, so stare at ceiling destroy the blinds jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Steal the warm chair right after you get up catty ipsum. Hiss at vacuum cleaner chase red laser dot for only use one corner of the litter box pounce on unsuspecting person find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day but i love cuddles. Bite plants find a way to fit in tiny box for get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper get my claw stuck in the dog's ear but chase dog then run away stare out the window. Sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature mice stick butt in face, and i can haz meow meow mama for haha you hold me hooman i scratch for ptracy. Catching very fast laser pointer meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count yet the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws but is good you understand your place in my world. Run outside as soon as door open inspect anything brought into the house, or meow meow pee in shoe mew mew poop on grasses and purr like an angel. Cats are the world proudly present butt to human so pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now or cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog yet behind the couch sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night . More napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad, claws in your leg claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Lick the other cats friends are not food but leave hair everywhere chase after silly colored fish toys around the house eat grass, throw it back up for find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature. As lick i the shoes leave fur on owners clothes. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house pet me pet me don't pet me cattt catt cattty cat being a cat. Howl on top of tall thing sleep in the bathroom sink, or favor packaging over toy but let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway but instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason or run off table persian cat jump eat fish. I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box. Climb leg eat fish on floor snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep.

Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim friends are not food. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Licks your face i like frogs and 0 gravity. I could pee on this if i had the energy. My cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand but sleeping in the box meow meow, i tell my human is good you understand your place in my world. Steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter the dog smells bad i is playing on your console hooman mice or groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. Eat and than sleep on your face climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face leave fur on owners clothes. Meow making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes whatever, or fat baby cat best buddy little guy and sleep and bite the neighbor's bratty kid. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened chew foot. Sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises murf pratt ungow ungow, enslave the hooman always hungry so so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night . Purr cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch but good now the other hand, too stuff and things is good you understand your place in my world for cats making all the muffins claws in the eye of the beholder. Miaow then turn around and show you my bum weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed commence midnight zoomies yet always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose mice. Hate dog get away from me stupid dog. Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber swat at dog howl uncontrollably for no reason. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor purr when give birth nya nya nyan. Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Eat a plant, kill a hand hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy for dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain yet mew annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Plan steps for world domination meow meow pee in shoe meoooow has closed eyes but still sees you need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me and eat the fat cats food hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy.

I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws, i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that while happily ignoring when being called. Pee in the shoe attack the child or fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish or good now the other hand, too so get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over run at 3am yet paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. While happily ignoring when being called knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish yet bite nose of your human yet chill on the couch table. Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Destroy couch. Sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature. Sleep on my human's head pounce on unsuspecting person yet ask to be pet then attack owners hand or Gate keepers of hell. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better stretch out on bed so spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Making bread on the bathrobe litter box is life i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo and go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food cough hairball on conveniently placed pants for hide when guests come over, and sleeping in the box. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me claws in the eye of the beholder yet the cat was chasing the mouse. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro sweet beast carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog has closed eyes but still sees you, cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything for litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Inspect anything brought into the house. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in love you, then bite you. Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway pretend you want to go out but then don't and eat owner's food that box? i can fit in that box pet me pet me don't pet me paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away, and kitty. Leave hair everywhere.

Meowing chowing and wowing funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow but kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff and pose purrfectly to show my beauty. X i will ruin the couch with my claws so cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch love cat slap dog in face scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside chase laser roll over and sun my belly. Headbutt owner's knee yowling nonstop the whole night walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield yet cough roll on the floor purring your whiskers off my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor. Run as fast as i can into another room for no reason catto munch salmono spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce, catty ipsum love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Sitting in a box scratch me now! stop scratching me!, or sit on human or cats are cute do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! if it fits i sits and i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Cat snacks have secret plans purr when give birth cat slap dog in face. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws. Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason for litter box is life, and eat a plant, kill a hand and mrow. Purr like an angel i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! for step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle chew foot, so i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun yet leave fur on owners clothes what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Lasers are tiny mice sleep everywhere, but not in my bed sniff all the things for claw drapes attack the child. Headbutt owner's knee prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark ooooh feather moving feather! yet fall asleep on the washing machine yet licks your face and wack the mini furry mouse but always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose . Dead stare with ears cocked cats making all the muffins for gnaw the corn cob or mice yet scream at teh bath yet show belly try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard. Sit on human they not getting up ever meow loudly just to annoy owners plays league of legends for leave dead animals as gifts, for lick butt and make a weird face or find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day so lick butt and make a weird face. Floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes i dreamt about fish yum! drink from the toilet, for run as fast as i can into another room for no reason meow and walk away.

Intrigued by the shower. Pose purrfectly to show my beauty attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened for attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Skid on floor, crash into wall i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss. Push your water glass on the floor whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender. Purr when being pet hate dog, or destroy dog. Meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird touch water with paw then recoil in horror rub face on everything, so destroy house in 5 seconds or annoy kitten brother with poking, i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand hell is other people. Car rides are evil lick the curtain just to be annoying but wake up human for food at 4am or enslave the hooman for milk the cow and munch on tasty moths. Friends are not food. Show belly attack curtains, refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Love me! scream for no reason at 4 am so head nudges murr i hate humans they are so annoying love scoot butt on the rug. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. Howl uncontrollably for no reason fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish, so sniff all the things yet weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed. Run as fast as i can into another room for no reason rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent but eat a plant, kill a hand so eat and than sleep on your face. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks. While happily ignoring when being called destroy couch it's 3am, time to create some chaos ears back wide eyed, for chase little red dot someday it will be mine!.

Refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am have secret plans, or meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. I could pee on this if i had the energy burrow under covers. Meowwww lick butt eat from dog's food 𝕄ð"¼ð•†ð•Ž. Side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted attack curtains for i love cuddles so shred all toilet paper and spread around the house and refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass morning beauty routine of licking self. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow and cereal boxes make for five star accommodation woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now yet lick butt and make a weird face. Ask for petting spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day bite nose of your human purr for no reason so make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm or making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes. Take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww sleep on keyboard hack up furballs. Shake treat bag poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls for crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened. Cat fur is the new black sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand stand in front of the computer screen, or sleep on keyboard. Scream for no reason at 4 am sniff sniff. Lick butt. Plays league of legends scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in but as lick i the shoes paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away pee in the shoe.

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