Wednesday, January 27th 2021

Dear Diary;

Have you ever questioned your life to the point that you wonder why you do dumb sh*t. So I got my a*s in trouble after I accidentally spread a rumour about Aunty Tsunade being Uncle Minato's mom. I was eating with everyone and we were talking about family til we started joking about you maybe related to who and how Boruto and Sarada are like distant cousins because of Indra and Asura being brothers a long a*s time ago. And I said I think Aunty Tsunade is the mother of Uncle Minato and they were like that aint it. Then me with my dumb self said for them to think about it. Minato looks up to Tsunade alot and is always getting babied by her, Naruto calls her grandma and Boruto calls her Granny. Both Minato and Tsunade have the same facial structure, nose and hair- Minato must have gotten his blue eyes from his father and his darker complexion by him. It became a whole debate and I guess someone over heard our drunk off of apple juice behinds and spread the rumour. It reached the Hokage office and they were confused. Hashirama and Mito were descending on Lord Fifth and Fourth for answers, Lord Seventh and Aunty Kushina were just trying to calm their behinds, while Lord Second and Elder Madara were laughing their a*ses off. Not until after a DNA test done by Oro, Aunty Sakura and Aunty Karin did it prove otherwise. I never got glared at by my parent worse than what I got today. Like it was as if Oro knew it was my dumba*s that started it. Oro knows me too well they need to be terminated.

Regads;

Not a Theorist Mitsuki