Thursday, March 11th 2021

Dear Diary;

What do you get when you add my parents to a gay pub plus all the gay couples in Konoha. You get the drunk madness we now know as the Sake Incident. Where they had a gay party at a gay bar and ended up having an entire argument about who was better than you. Which also ended up being people dancing on tables and I swore I heard Lord Seventh said he saw my parent and Itachi pole dancing. I was called at midnight, saying that I needed to pick my family up. When I got them home Kakashi thought the lamp in the living room was Uncle Iruka, Deidara was lying on the carpet black-out drunk while unconsciously grinning on it. Then Kabuto was having a whole conversation with the wall.

But the ones I was more scared of were my parents. They went from storytelling to insulting each other to having a drinking competition (which I stopped before it got out of hand), Oro tried to bit Dad's handoff, and they ended up crying each other's arms apologising about what they said before blacking out right around the dining table. I know d*mn well they gonna have the worst hangover in this entire household. You think with the number of years they lived they would be more careful with their body as shinobi. Let me tell you, that ain't the worst thing on the iceberg of nonsense.

Regards;

Tired Mitsuki