Birthday Special: February 19th 2021

Dear Diary;

Today I got to help Madara find Orochimaru and family today and force them to eat food. And when I mean by help I mean Hunt down their asses to force them to eat. We found Sakumo in the forest of Death surrounded by traps but nothing a good Water Dragon couldn't destroy. Kakashi was found in a meeting he wasn't supposed to be in the first place. We found Yamato hiding n the Senju Forest, good idea because he could mask his chakra but bad because we knew he was going to hide there. Kabuto thought he could use the orphan kids as a means of protection. He was wrong the kids gave him up saying he only ate two small meals a day literally exposing him. Then we found Rogu just in the attic of the house, which took us a while to realize that but ok. Orochimaru was found in Manda's summon realm, and the only reason I found that out was because Sasuke told me his summon said they say Orochimaru asking Manda to eat him for a day then spit him out back. Orochimaru was desperate. Found Deidara in a trap set out by Obito and Sasori, which Deidara felt betrayed at. Mitsuki on the other hand was the hardest to get to because Big Brother's Mokuton gets annoying when he is ready, took us a good three hours to get Mitsuki and the only reason why is because Madara used his summon Hawk to snatch Mitsuki out the room he was hiding while I distracted Hashirama. This all happened at literally 8 o'clock in the morning because we wanted to caught them to eat breakfast, snack, lunch, snack. dinner, supper then bed. We had to lecture them when we heard they have three meals a day some two. Orochimaru not having anything to eat in three days now which I wacked him up side the head for. Now we have placed them under constant surveillance to make sure they eat on time and the amount of times we recommend them.

P.S I enjoyed my Birthday Because Madara and I got to spend time with our adopted child's family. Also I got a nice pole dance after it all so it was worth it.

Regards;

Giddy Tobirama