I’m So Rude!

Compared with the huge advantages in the outer space battlefield, the earth's side is relatively passive in the ground battlefield.

Although the Accuser was killed and the invasion of the Thanos Alliance was due to Gamora's betrayal, the World Security Council was prepared in advance and united the forces of all countries in the world to deploy defenses.

But in the face of huge amounts of weapons disparity, serious casualties still occurred on the earth's side.

Not only that, because the location of the space jump point happened to be over North America, the Chitauri army that rushed into the earth caused huge amounts of damage to urban facilities in the United States and surrounding countries in a very short period of time. .

Faced with such a situation, it is impossible for the Avengers to run exhausted in order to preserve these urban facilities. Under the selfish motives of the World Security Council, all the Avengers were concentrated in New York.

Compared to heroes protecting the world, they are more like security guards protecting New York at this moment.

"Thor! Dr. Banner! You two are the most powerful among us. I need your powerful output now!"

On the communication channel, the tired voice of instructions from Steve Rogers, the captain of the United States, came.

As soon as Steve finished speaking, Tony also spoke on the channel: "Are you still lazy? Thor, Dr. Banner, wake up quickly! Come to 813 on Parker Street and I will lure the enemy there."

In the steel jungle composed of skyscrapers, Tony, wearing a steel battle suit, seemed to have returned to his home court, moving between buildings, constantly luring the enemy to follow him.

The most eye-catching skyscraper in the entire New York City is definitely the Stark Building named after Tony.

At the moment, on the roof of the Stark Building, Thor and Dr. Banner, who were called by Steve and Tony one after another, were gathered here.

"Dr. Banner, it's time for you to transform." Thor also looked at Bruce Banner at the moment.

I saw Banner helplessly taking out a wooden mask from the backpack behind him, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, I also know it's time. It's just that after each transformation, after the suppressed part of the heart is released, he quits It's still hard for me to adapt to the feeling of transformation."

Even so, Banner put on the wooden mask that sealed the power of Hulk and Loki's magic without hesitation.

After a whirlwind, the disguised geek wearing a large yellow suit and a green bald head appeared again in the world.

And Dr. Banner's transformation has indeed verified that law again. After becoming bald, you will really (ahch) become stronger!

"Thor, the task of drawing lightning from this big lightning rod will be left to you. I'll take the first step!" Dr. Banner, who had completed his transformation, reached out and dug into his suit pocket. The suit pocket actually looked like a fourth-dimensional pocket. Banner directly took out a rocket backpack!

As Dr. Banner carried the rocket backpack behind his back, the jet device underneath seemed to sense it and immediately sprayed out two scorching flames.

Then Dr. Banner was heard yelling: "I'm going to go--! Oops, my butt is so hot!"

This figure full of humor disappeared from Thor's sight and flew to Parker Street not far away.

After Dr. Banner went to support Tony, it was Thor's turn to show off his power.

Thor raised Mjolnir in his hand high, and in the blink of an eye, huge amounts of dark clouds appeared in the originally cloudless sky over New York.

And as Thor casts spells on the roof of the Stark Building, dark clouds are still gathering, and the coverage area becomes wider and wider.

In the dark clouds, the flashing electric lights were like silver thunder dragons, rolling in the rough sea of ​​clouds.

Suddenly a thunder exploded, and Thor stood on the commanding heights holding the hammer in his hand, pulling the thunder falling from the sky - Boom!

Thor has settled the matter, and wherever Mjolnir sweeps, there will be lightning flashes. In the blink of an eye, Thor wiped out more than a fleet of Chitauri soldiers and dozens of Iron Leviathan.

On the other side, Tony, who took the initiative to take risks, has attracted a lot of pursuers behind him, including several Leviathan beasts.

As Tony turned a corner again, he hurriedly called to the communication channel: "Hey, which one of you is going to help me decide? I won't be able to hold on until someone comes. You want me to be the number one Avengers." A superhero who died heroically?"

As the saying goes, Cao Cao Cao Cao arrives. As soon as Tony finished speaking, Dr. Banner, a weirdo in disguise carrying a rocket backpack, appeared in his sight.

At the same time, Dr. Banner's mean voice also sounded in the communication channel: "You can get out of the way, Mr. Nutcracker! Leave the rest to my great hero to finish them off!" "

"What are you going to do?" Tony had never seen Dr. Banner's fighting style after transforming into a weirdo. Seeing that the opponent had no weapons prepared, he suddenly asked with some worry.

"Hehehe, you've got the point right! Look at me -" Dr. Banner said as he started to spin crazily in the air.

After another whirlwind, Dr. Banner's appearance has changed. At the moment, he changed from the large yellow suit he was wearing to a blue tights

There is a yellow inverted triangle on the chest of the tights, and a pattern similar to the English letter "S" is printed in the middle of the inverted triangle.

But the funniest part is the red briefs he wears on his lower body and the red cape behind his back that wraps around Dr. Banner's head due to the crazy spin.

"Hey, are you here to be funny? Stop playing around, I've brought you the prey!" Although Tony couldn't help laughing when he saw this, he still suppressed his laughter and reminded him.

Dr. Banner also hurriedly pulled away the cloak wrapped around his head, revealing his green face with a wig.

"Don't worry, watch me freeze them all into popsicles in one breath! Freeze Breath!"

"Breathe~~~" Banner took a deep breath, and his entire chest began to expand like a balloon.

When he had inhaled to the limit in one breath, he exhaled again with all his strength.

"call--!"

However, the classic scene in the Superman comics did not appear as promised. Dr. Banner's performance, which was too long, actually released a blank bomb!

"Hey, Banner! I don't think you're cool at all!" Tony shouted angrily on the communication channel.

"Sorry, you can't change me, do you understand?" What Tony got was Banner's very cool response.

"It's just that I used the wrong move. Don't worry, they can't run away! This time it's really my special move. Look at me - I'm eating garlic on this stage!"

In an instant, a green gas with a strong garlic smell was exhaled from Dr. Banner's mouth, surrounding all the enemies attracted by Tony.

"Bruce Banner, I'm Gan Linliang, I haven't run away yet... Ugh! Hey, it seems that in addition to the urine recovery system, the subsequent battle suit upgrade will also need an air circulation system... ...Ugh! I can't stand the smell of garlic!"