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*pop* "what the hell?" I said felling extremely confused. I mean one second I'm in my room jacking off to some hentai, and then the next I'm in an endless white, space... oh oh no, or should I be saying oh yes? I've read enough fanfics on Webnovel to know where this is going.

So thinking this I turn around, nothing. Is this one of these god/goddess forgot me scenarios, and after they're all like 'wow you're soul survived for so long so now I have an interest in you, so here you go just casually handing out wishes'? "God or goddess or higher being whatever the fuck you are stop messing around! I know you can hear me or see me or whatever else, so stop whatever sadistic pleasure this is giving you, cuz I know you have omniscience or you're just a waste if of space calling yourself powerful!" I scream hoping I'm right because I'm not like those generic MC's with an indomitable will.

"Hahaha, Oh My Multiverse, you make me laugh!!"what the hell! the voice came from behind me? come on I just turned around that's just you flaunting cheap magic tricks.

so I turn around, again, and see an old man with long white hair beard included, gold rimmed glasses, and rolling around laughing with tears in his eyes. "why are you laughing so much?" I'm pretty sure I haven't done anything that funny.

God-"Sorry sorry, it was you're death, it was so hilarious"

What does he mean? Oh almost forgot that people usually have to die to get here. the thing is I don't remember dying, right?

God- "Well I erased you're memories because you'd be traumatised otherwise obviously. would you like me to materialise a TV so that we can look at it together? and before you ask yes I can read you're thoughts."

MC- "Okay then it'd be pretty nice to know why my death is so hilarious"

(3rd POV)

The God snapped his fingers causing a 54 inch tv to appear, the as of yet unnamed MC had a surprised look on his face but chose not to say anything, the God seeing this only nodded and sat down alongside the MC.

the MC by the way looks like a 14 year old teenager With dark brown hair almost black wearing thick glasses covering honey brown eyes extremely pale and slightly fat with pimples on his face, first they saw the MC jerking off to some mind control hentai, when the power cable of his tower computer somehow came off, then while still holding his dick in his left hand and holding the power cable in his right hand lightning somehow broke through his roof. it didn't end there though the MC was seen on the ground twitching uncontrollably, with the power cable on his balls and left hand still on his dick cumming nonstop foaming at the mouth eyes rolled back, soon after a piece of his ceiling fell on his neck crushing it and killing him.

MC- "what the fuck?! I swear I AM NOT, A MASOCHIST!!" the MC said face full of horror and shock. Don't misunderstand he does not feel horror because of how bad and painful it looked but because that was him (and also because the eyes rolled back and cumming nonstop basically meant he was feeling pleasure through all the pain).

God- "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha" the God on the other hand was laughing hysterically.

(MC POV and 10 minutes later)

MC- "So god are you here to tell me the lightning was you're fault and you'll compensate me or because I amused you?" the first was very cliché and the second should be obvious with how much the old man's been laughing all this time.

God- "you amused me is why so you get five wishes time, place and conditions of transfer a couple questions, some requests I am 'not' obligated to grant and you get to keep you're memories in you're next life untouched"