How to Tame your Dragon

As Madara was descending towards the Dragon like a rocket, he could've sworn that he heard his name being shouted or something like that, but he couldn't be sure… Not only was the wind blowing loudly due to his speed... also... the flames on his soles were also rather loud...

'They must be cheering me or something...' he couldn't help but smirk.

The smirk, however, didn't remain on his lips for long, as his peripheral vision caught the red Dragon already closing in on him from his left with its jaw wide open and flames already bursting out.

'FUCK!'

He didn't have time before a massive wave, mirroring his own Gouka Mekkyaku in size, engulfed him. He couldn't maneuver freely in the air, he isn't an airbender, and considering his gunbai was being held in his right hand, he really didn't have time to reflect the wave.

And like a meteor he was launched far away from the blue Dragon, eventually colliding with one of the twin mountains.

Watching Madara being launched far away, the Sun Warriors, Nari, and Kaliya managed to escape the blue Dragon crashing on the ground by the skin of their asses.

At this moment everyone was panting at a safe distance, holding their knees while taking deep breaths, some of the less physically inclined were already laying on the ground, refusing to move.

"WHAT…. IS…. THE … MEA… MEANING… OF…. FUCK IT!!" Sun Warrior Chief Song tried to maintain his image while panting loudly 'I'm getting too old for this shit!' "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!" He shouted, abandoning his "Chief image".

"I AM THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE ASKING YE!" Shouted Kaliya in return, not as exhausted as everyone else, but panting because of the scare and fear of being squashed. "YE FUCKING PET DRAGONS ATTACKED ON SIGHT!"

"THAT!.... hmmm… " Chief Song was about to say something but had to stop to think about what happened, why would the Masters strike right away? Thad had never happened….

"I knew the Masters would aim to eat that outsider!" Said Ham Ghao with glee, but his glee didn't last any longer than Madara's smirk, as Kaliya appeared in front of him and punched his head so hard that even when he reached the ground, he bounced once before laying silent.

"SHUT UP WEAKLING! GROWN UPS ARE TALKING!" She said with spite in her words.

The Sun Warriors nearby couldn't help but wince in pain at what they saw, this girl is way too violent… and with physical strength to back it up… she will never have a lover in her life, no one would be that crazy!

"And since we are talking about it…" Approached Nari with tired steps, finally recovering her breath. "Madara didn't attack once, he merely redirected their flames back to them and dodged, he never once displayed aggressiveness…" Her eyes were narrowed, and she even dropped the 'Mr. Uchiha' because now it's personal to her, these fuckers are pretending to be the victims here after shooting 'her son' first!

"Ugh… that… well…" Chief Song tried to come up with explanations, but he couldn't…. he was just blabbering there and everyone knew it, it was Xi that came up with a possible explanation.

"Uhmm… perhaps that's how Dragons make friends?" She asked with a confused and exhausted face, making everyone stop to think… It can't be… right? RIGHT?!

While everyone remained dumbfounded, she turned to Kaliya and Nari while raising an eyebrow "You two don't seem too worried about him… even after seeing the two biggest Dragons of the last two centuries aiming to eat or burn him alive… after that last attack he must be dead!"

Kaliya and Nari smirked at Xi's observation, but before they could say anything, the mountain that served as a 'cushion' for Madara's fall trembled, part of it exploded, and a loud laugh followed right after.

"AHAHAHAHAHA YOU ALMOST KILLED ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"…H-how is this possible!?..."

"…N-no way…"

Even Xi and Song went pale when they heard Madara's shout, how the fuck did this guy manage to survive that?!

Even the red Dragon, that was sure that even the flame didn't kill him, the impact should've done so, and the blue Dragon that managed to get up with some difficulty after crashing from such a high altitude, was shocked to see Madara walking towards them with a flame-like blue aura around him.

Limping, with blood covering half of his face and forcing one of his eyes to remain closed, and with half of his body sporting superficial burn marks, wearing a partially destroyed kimono, Madara slowly made his way towards the Dragons while his blue aura increased in intensity.

Everyone gulped while seeing that blue aura increasing in size, including the Dragons.

First a ribcage formed around Madara, slowly extending to create a long spine, two skeletal arms, and an eerie skull. Then muscles and skin slowly formed around the skeletal creature, and finally, what seemed to be skeletal armor covered the whole "creature".

"I'm tired of this shit!" Said Madara as he raised both of his hands, making the half-body armored Susano'o mirror his movements.

"Since you want to play rough, I will show you who the boss is here, now… BOW!" He shouted while dashing toward the Dragons.

Before either of them could react, a huge hand grabbed the head of each and swiftly slammed them on the ground, cracking the well-preserved pavement of the Ancient City.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Silence remained…

Even Kaliya and Nari were with their eyes bulging out of their eye-sockets and their jaws almost hitting the floor.

…What the actual fuck…

All that they could do now was to gulp hard and try really hard to prevent their legs from trembling like crazy while failing at that prospect the moment they saw the huge red glowing eyes of that… thing….

"Now that the nuisances are taken care of…" he turned his gaze towards the crowd, making everyone flinch.

"Kaliya!" he shouted.

"Y-YES SIR!" She shouted while straightening her posture, much to her and Nari's surprise… she never did that before, where did that come from?!

"Prepare the first aid, I'm hurting all over…" He said with a calmer voice, "And Nari, please prepare a meal… I will be starving after I wake up…"

"Leave it to me, Mr. Uchiha," she said before nodding with a solemn expression, no way in hell would she let Madara starve.

Taking a deep breath, Madara dispersed his Susano'o. "Good!" He nodded with a smile before falling to the ground.

Nari, Kaliya, and even Xi and Song were worried for a brief moment until they heard Madara's loud snore… this fucker was just… sleeping?!

"How could he fall asleep? It's still early in the morning! Didn't he get here a bit late because he slept the whole night?" Asked Xi with a stupefied expression.

Nari simply giggled while hiding her mouth with her sleeve and casting a glance towards Kaliya "How Indeed… care to explain to us Kaliya?"

"Wait... Kaliya?" Xi raised an eyebrow and stared at the Northern Water Tribe woman, in confusion.

"Ah… how good it is to be young and naïve…" said Nari, finally making it click for everyone.

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Silence again…

"…H-how is this possible!?..."

"…N-no way…"

….

So, this man decided to spend the whole night enjoying his lady friend and completely ignore sleeping, and still managed to play with the Masters like they were children, finally knocking them out…

With this violent, rude, scary woman….

It's official...

'THIS GUY IS FUCKING CRAZY! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE PEOPLE!'

That was the collective thought of almost every single one of the Sun Warriors, with a few exceptions such as Xi, who still didn't get it, and Song who glanced at Madara with respect in his eyes