unexpected battle

(...) hey, what's this thing?

(...)I don't know just ignore it and grab the treasure.

huh, I just woke up and a couple of idiots are looking down at me talking about taking our treasure.

(...) hey it woke up

(...) I said ignore it look how small it is it can't stop us anyway.

ma chop machop{ I know you didn't just say that}

(...) I don't know man it looks kinda mad at you

(...) so what's it gonna do kick me in the shin.

hearing that I got an idea. I needed a practice dummy for my moves.

walking up to the grand idiot who is mocking me he just stares down at me with a condescending look that gonna make this all the more fun.

I launch the first fighting type move that all machop learn low kick. my kick lands on his leg (crack) and his face quickly becomes a look of pain as his legs buckle from beneath him and he lands with a thud.

(...)you'll pay for that?

the other pirate swings a cutlass down towards me I respond with a leer. the pirate freezes in fear as my intimidation attack works and I follow up with another low kick (crack) another down.

jumping off the boat and onto the beach, I take a quick look around and see further down the shore is a group of pirates in a standoff with that scrawny kid who I accidentally scared off.

to be completely honest I don't know whether to be pissed off because he would fight a group of pirates but be scared off by me doing a light workout or be flattered that im more intimidating than a group of pirates. Unfortunately for me while I was in my dilemma the pirates I took out managed to crawl out of the ship and call out to their buddies.

(...) CAPTAIN DJANGO HELP US!

(Django) what happened you nitwits

(...) THIS LITTLE MONSTER BROKE OUR LEGS NOW WE CAN'T WALK.

(Django) we don't have time to deal with that we need to get to the village quickly otherwise captain Kuro will kill us all well take care of it when we come back.

(...) captain Django, please don't leave us.

machop{thats cold}

(nami) machop attack the pirates

why is nami here? and more importantly why is she telling me to attack the pirates? wait why is my body obeying? curse my Pokemon genes!

my body rushed up to the pirate crew and started to brawl.

though I say it was a brawl it was more me pummeling them and them hurting each other because of how hard it is to hit a two-foot mass of muscle running through everyone's legs and breaking ankles both metaphorically and physically.

(Django) that's it look over here.

for some god-awful reason, everyone including me stopped and looked.

(Django) on the count of one two three Django, you will attack the village. one two three Django.

everything went black.

third-person pov

(nami) oh no machop has been hypnotized to attack the village.

(usopp) that's horrible we won't be able to stop him he's too strong.

(Zoro) nami how dare you leave me behind in the oil like that im gonna.

(nami) Zoro im so glad you're here we need your help

(zoro) hm, help with wh-

Zoro wasn't able to finish his sentence because machop had rushed up and started swinging with zero barely dodging.

(zoro) what are you doing shorty!

(nami) he's under hypnosis you got to snap him out of it.

(zoro) dam it!

Zoro managed to get enough distance to draw his swords

(zoro) sorry about this.

Zoro slashed at machop using the back of his sword hoping to nock machop unconscious but was stopped when machop caught the back of the blade with one hand and tried to use his other hand with a karate chop to Zoro's wrist to break it. Zoro blocked by sliding the sword in his other hand between the attack and his hand.

during the stalemate between the two, the other pirates took this time to run past them.

only to be blasted back by luffy who just arrived.

(luffy) Zoro, Louis what are you doing fight the pirates, not your Nakama!