We'll raid that base soon enough

THE SECOND SCOUTING OP.

THE 19TH DAY

THURSDAY

11TH OF FEBUARY

DAYS IN GAME: 17

Tyler woke to find Hailey still firmly perched on his chest and his arms around her back holding her there. She had her arms around is neck and the result was a rather comfy snuggle. He smiled as he saw her on his chest and he kissed her lovingly.

"Good morning, my beloved Fyre."

She woke with a shiver and a sigh.

"Oh you ROMANTIC bastard I love you too! C'mere!"

She kissed him and they got into a rolling makeout session that ended with them sitting up and her locking her legs around his waist while he held her like a lifering at sea. She smiled with her face pressed into his collar bone.

"I'm sorry for the shit, Tyler."

"I'm happy you're here, Hails."

"Me too."

He smiled as he held her tighter and she shivered at the feeling and the rod she was sitting on.

"And we KINDA need some fun."

"we can fuck around tonight."

"Lock the door and turn the feed off."

"You too."

"I will."

"I do."

She gasped at that and looked at him in shock at the feeling in it. he smiled.

"I WANT you, Hails. FOREVER."

She started shaking at that confession and he smiled as he pressed her back into her snuggle.

"THIS is my world."

"Not like that."

He chuckled at her breathless plea.

"Oh god no. I'll do it MY way."

"I love you."

"I love you too, Hailey. I will NEVER. Let you go."

"I will NEVER let you go either."

He smiled and kissed her again. Only this time there was a new tenderness and utter passion to their lips it could be FELT five feet away. Then she smiled.

"And....I'm hungry."

"Ha. Love you too, Hails."

The pair headed out where Angel grabbed Hailey by the collar of her shirt and DRAGGED her into her bunk where a group of the girls were waiting with smirks. Tyler chuckled as the curtain was slammed shut with a certain fierceness.

"Annnd there she goes. Poor Hails NEVER stoof a chance."

Kora and Ben chuckled as they sat up on the couch.

"So you're at THAT stage already, Gore?"

"She is MINE."

Ben chuckled.

"Bro you are FUCKED. And good for you. So long as she doesn't STAB YOU."

"She DOES....it'll be as a JOKE or a RUNNING GAG."

They chuckled at that one as breakfast was made. Hailey wa released half an hour later with a tired expression and Tyler chuckled.

"Looks like they took YOU for a ride, Hails."

"Shut up."

"Yes Hails."

She beamed at that one as Tulip came bouncing out of the bunk and hugged the taller boy.

"I will be the flower girl. GOT IT?"

"Yes Tulip."

"GOOD! And you SUCK."

"Yes Tulip."

She smiled happily and bounced off humming a tune. Tyler shook his head as he sat at the table.

"That freakin girl."

The friends gathered around the table and Rias nodded firmly in a way her larger bust b ounced.

"So it'll be a HAREM. Okay. I can live with this. Hailfyre is the favorite. I'll be the primary. It's a plan!"

"Hey Rias, who're you talking to? Just curious."

The redhead smiled.

"I'm making my plan! And it'll work! YOU WILL be mine!"

Tyler whistled and he looked at a also amazed Hailey.

"THis....is going to be a rocky one."

"Yup."

Tyler sighed as he saw his impendign death in Rias' blue eyes before he looked at the group.

"Alright. So the plan for the day is another scouting run on the base. Once that's done we'll see what else we can find int eh town."

Ben crossed his arms.

"So we have a few bows and some quivers of ARROWS, Gore. What's to stop us taking a few shots with the arrows?"

TYler sat back now with a thoughtful expression.

"Hm. That...is a VERY good idea, Ben. Arrows are silent so even if we hit the zombotron long as we're out of immediate sight it'll not attack us. Plus the arrow WILL kill most fodder style zombies in one hit."

Rias looked over.

"we'd need to get within range of the bows, Gore. otherwise the arrow won;t have the penetrating power we'd need. Hell. Depending on the tip? We'd need to be withing 50 feet."

EVERYONE looked at the surprisingly knowledgable redhead and Tyler looked at her.

"You know archery, Rias?"

She nodded with an uncharacteristicly serious expression.

"I do. I do archery as a sport for my school's statelevel competitive team. I've won gold medals at comps for it too."

"You come too. we MIGHT be able to put a few shafts in the horde. They're so densely packed it's next to IMPOSSIBLE to miss."

"I'll look our bows over. See what I can do."

Tyler smiled.

"Good call. And I like THIS version of you better, Rias. Obsessed stalker just does not work for you."

She smiled.

"Thanks. i'll keep that in mind."

Hailey smirked.

"Goreleech."

"Hailfyre."

"DON'T get too cozy."

He wrapped an arm around her shoulders and snuggled her into him.

"NOW I am."

".....dammit."

The friends chuckled at that one before Tyler smiled.

"Alright. Let's get to it."

The friends scattered with the Osprey firing up with the archers loaded in. Rias had one of the larger recurve bows in hand while Tyler manned the M2 browning.

"These are longbows, Gore. we got the range we need."

"Good. YOU put arrows into the horde while we scout. AVOID anything bigger then a walker. As it won;t kill it, it'll just piss it off."

"Will do. I NEVER miss."

Hailey chuckled

"When you're not being an obsessed stalker Rias you're really freakin cool."

"Thanks, Hailfyre. I'll be sure to keep that in mind."

Tyler smirked then and he looked at the busty redhead.

"YOU'RE not the RIAS WE KNOW, are you?"

The redhead chuckled.

"No. I'm not. I am SURPRISED yuo figured it out that quick. I have split personalities. Two in fact. That DITZY idiot that IS obsessed with you, and THIS badass you see before you. her name is Ria. I am RIAS. And YOU'RE my kinda badass, Gore. don't worry. I'll fight fair."

Tyler smirked and Hailey saw it.

"Goreleech."

"Okay bare with me."

"CHOOSE. WISELY."

He smiled.

"So if you're dating a chick with split personalities....are you TECHNICIALLY cheating on her...WITH her? since there's two different people inside her head?"

"OOOOOH MY FUCKING HEAD!"

"BRO.....MY HEAD IS KILLING ME!"

"where th FUCK did that come from?"

"Oh my god my head hurts. FUCK you!"

"What the FUCK is wrong with you?"

"OW."

Tyler busted up laughing at the sudden mass of splitting headaches and Hailey looked at him with PAIN in her eyes.

"I hate you.....but DAMMIT that's a good one!"

Rias?

"Ow. Ow. OH MY FUCKING HELL THIS HURTS!"

The poor redhead now had to suffer with twice the pain as her two personalities considered the idea. Tyler chuckled.

"THAT. Is how you PROPERLY mindfuck someone."

"I will SHOOT you with a SHOTGUN. Let it go."

The Survivor chuckled as they approached the base for the first orbit. Rias stepped up with the longbow and a quiver of arrows on her back. Tyler smiled at the iamge she cut with her long, blood red hair flutterimg out behind her in the breeze from the open ramp and her ice blue eyes full of a calculating coldness while she drew her first arrow with a slow, ddeliberate methodicalness. Tyler kept watch as the sexy redhead fired her arrow into the wind at a zombie...and scored a perfect headshot in the eye as the osprey flew by. Tyler whistled.

"Nice shot."

"Thank you. I can do it for hours."

"Nice. we can use that for clearing out a rooftop on a skyscraper we DON'T wanna touchdown on."

Hailey smirked.

"Gore."

"I'm right."

"You're GUSHING."

"Okay? I gush about YOU more."

"Good. KEEP doing it."

".....Yes Hails."

Angel chuckled as she looked over from a porthole.

"Wow, Hails. Crack that whip."

"I will. a lot."

"Ouch."

The friends laughed at that one as the third orbit was complete and Rias putting arrow after arrow into the heads of the zombies on the ground. The redhead smiled as she emptied her quiver of 75 shafts while they headed for the town.

"Not bad. Always kinda fun sniping idiots with a bow."

Tyler smiled.

"we'll keep a quiver on hand now. Be AMAZED how often a good archer is needed over silencers."

She smiled proudly at this as tey landed back in town. Hailey smirked and took the idiot aside where she pinned him to the wall for a kiss.

"So you DO like her."

Tyler smiled as he flipped the script to pin his girlfriend to the wall.

"Course i do, Hails. She's fun to be around."

Hailey kissed him knowingly.

"Like TULIP fun or ANGEL fun?"

"Bit a both actually."

"Well. She DOES have a split."

"Which makes it kinda cool. Never met anyone with split personalities before."

"Your sister."

"She is just a pathelogical MESS."

"Oooh nice one."

"YES you ARE."

She smiled and he kissed her again before they got into another makeout session that had Haily LIFTED ff the ground and PINNED to the wall with her slender legs locked around his waist.

"Mercy?"

He smiled and let the nervously smiling girl down. She let out a small breath of relief.

"Phew. was KINDA scary there since I was off the ground."

"I guess THAT stereotype isn't for you."

"Nope. it WAS exciting though. Soo there's that."

He hugged her.

"we'll try out other stuff."

"We can have some fun later."

"Since last time we got interrupted."

"Oh we so did."

"AHEM."

They looked over to see Angel smirking and tapping her foot.

"NOT in the OPEN you two freaks. And come on. we got a review to do."

"Yes Angel."

"Okay Angel."

"GOOD. Ugh. Lovey dovey bastards."

The friends busted up laughing at the VERY odd rehash as the trio headed to the RV. There Rias smiled sweetly.

"I had fun! I wanna go again!"

Tyler chuckled as he noted a fresh sparkle in her blue eye.

"Sure thing, Ria."

She giggled and Tulip hugged her.

"YOU are MINE tonight!"

"Kay! You're like a hotter teddybear, Tulip!"

"And you're a sexy devilgirl, Ria! I win!"

They laughed at that one before they reviewed the data from the new scouting OP. Tyler smiled as he looked the footage over.

"Good news is there doesn't seem to be a nest or anything inside the base. Numbers are exactly the same and the Defender didn't move at all. That means it's a passive enemy too. The Zombotron was moving so it'll react first when we attack."

Hailey rested her head on his shoulder and he stroked her soft black hair while the friends reviewed. Tulip perked up afterwards.

"we killed the last zombie in the town limits, Gore. All loot is secure inside the gas station."

Tyler nodded.

"The RV's coming along well too. When we're done at the base we'll have enough to finish upgrading it."

Ben looked at him.

"What'll we do with the Osprey, Gore? Leave it behind?"

"Nope. we'll build a trailer for it behind the RV. and it'll be flown behind us while we drive."

"Nice. we'll have some nasty hardware then."

TYler nodded.

"I saw a few birds we'll want to look over at the base. Namely that Huey on that pad. I didn't see ANY damage on it's frame."

Ben pulled the recording of the iconic chopper up now.

"Yeah. I'm not seeing anything either, Gore. Damn."

Kora whistled.

"It me or is it a little TOO clean?"

They blinked at that and Tyler smiled as he brought up the footage from the day prior.

"And THAT'S why we take mulitple."

Angel nodded as she did the playback.

"Gore you are too damn smart sometimes. Okay. I took this....here."

The same helipad was shown WITHOUT the Huey and Tyler smirked.

"It didn't spawn there and we'dda heard them rotors last night. Alright. we got company."

Hailey looked at him.

"Any idea?"

"Probably the ingame version of the military. Like the Maraudars. only THESE guys are military. They ARE in here and they DO pop in. Probably a stealth Huey variant too."

Tyler kept a close eye on the edges of the footage now before he smirked.

"There."

He pointed to a group of armed men watching the Osprey doing the CLEAR scouting orbit around the base. Ben nodded.

"Marine recon. Surprised they didn't fire at us."

Tyler chuckled.

"They DID the ENTIRE base would of attacked them. A PURE stealth op is NOT equipped for an all out assault like that. WE WERE. Odds are they're after the higher tier loot-"

A distant sound of thunder was heard then and it cut off their meeting. The friends rushed to the top of the gas station where binoculars were pulled and Tyler smirked as the thunder was heard again.

"That's the cannonarm on the Zombotron. They were either noticed or some idiot took a shot at it."

Ben looked at him as the thunder continued.

"Fire up the Osprey?"

"Don't bother. It'd be over by the time we got there."

"True we can see the aftermath."

"TRUE. Alright. Load up. Rias."

The redhead's eyes went glassy before the more serious and dependable personality took over.

"I am here."

"Grab a quiver. Second assault."

"On it."

"Hails, Angel, load long rifles. we're going for a sniper brigade."

They nodded and the friends were airbourne in five minutes. Tyler loaded a magazine into his Kar98K and Rias smirked as she fitted arrow to bow.

"So when Goreleech goes sniping he uses an outdated rifle. Weird choice."

"Ha. I know EXACTLY where EVERY bullet will go. This one is MY baby."

"Fair."

Alexis slammed the charging handle back on her M2 with a smirk.

"So who we gunnin fo, Gore?"

Tyler smiled as he looked out the ramp.

"we'll see how the fight's going. And WHO is doing the fighting. Some faction in here ARE evil and some are good. We'll get a look at the unis before we decide."

"Approaching the base! Max altitude!"

"Roger, Ben. Distance 500 and maintain orbit."

"Roger.....you're having fun with that aren't you?"

Tyler chuckled as they approached the base.

"Kinda. Alright we got eyes on."

A force of soldiers were firing on the masses of zombies in the base with the Defender running defense for the Zombotron and Tyler used his kar to zoom in on the shooters.

"Ha. I know them. The Black Brigade. They're of the ingame totalitatarian regime that took over after the outbreak. drop em. they're assholes."

Rias took aim with her bow, Angel, and Hailey lifted their rifles, and Alexis kept watch on her M2. Tyler smirked as he saw the soldier's Heuy was undefended.

"Ben."

"Coming down. I read your mind."

The Osprey was lowered by a empty spot on the base and tyler dropped in with his M16A1 and a tactical flashlight before he ran for the spinning up Huey while the Osprey took up defense overhead. Tyler reached the Heuy and the pilot pulled his Glock...only for Tyler to flash him in the eyes with the highpowered taclight. the result was him yelling and being pulled from the chopper and stabbed. His gear was looted and Tyler was inside the cockpit of the Heuy the next instant. The signiture sound of the rotors was heard and Tyler smiled as he threw the stick forward to have the little bird EXPLODE from the pad in a carving climb as the soldiers just started shooting themselves as they saw their escape vanish. Tyler smiled as he pulled the mic on.

"Heartbreak 1 to Seahawk 1. Copy?"

Ben's chuckle was heard.

"Loud an clear Heartbreak 1. I see you."

"Rog. Alright. Their loot'll still be there when we got to raid the place and that zombotron's busy. RTB. we got what we came for."

"Roger, SIR."

"Good boy."

Tyler had the Heuy flying by the larger Osprey and Hailey's voice was heard with a smirk.

"Goreleech."

"We'll go flying later, Hails."

"Yes we WILL. And I wanna learn to fly a helicopter."

"Sure thing, Hails. Hey Kora."

"Here."

"Thing the roof of the overhang'll hold her?"

The sandy haired guy was heard frowning.

"I don't think so Gore. Heuy's light an all...but yeah that's a bit much. We'll peg out a pad for you."

"Cool. i got a full tank. idiots were a looter-killer squad. And Kora?"

"Yeah?"

"Bro. You have GOT to fly this thing. Like flying a ferrari."

"Niiiice. Blackhawk?"

"Hmm, 88 camero."

"Dude. I want one. BOTH. Little Bird?"

"You're on a crotchrocket and it don't like you. But GOD do you feel like a badass when you get her zippin. MY favorite? that Apache. I felt like a god when I brought that fucker in on an attack run."

"There are so many things I am going to fly in here. P51?"

"You're having sex with the sky...and it's your wetdream."

"Damn. Okay. F22?"

"THAT I DIDN'T get to fly. Sadly. we found a base of em....buuut the beta ended before we could fix em up. I DID get to fly an F16 Falcon. You do not know flying...until you sit in that cockpit and go on a gunrun."

"A-10?"

"Same problem as the F22. We did get one airworthy and we used it when we attacked Seattle the first time, but I wasn't the lucky bastard that got to fly it. That honor was given to THE best pilot in the entire fucking betabase. Her name's Starfighter44. YOU know her as Star The Sky goddess."

Kora whistled.

"Damn. I know her."

Hails was heard.

"You sleep with her?"

"Ha. She's a strict lesbian Hails. And is HAPPILY married to her hot supermodel goth wife."

"She nice?"

"Not really. She warms up after a while. But. Only to first name terms. She actually taught ME how to fly up here."

The friends chuckled at that qualifier as the Osprey was landed and Tyler brought the heuy to a hover over the station as Ben and Kora pegged out a helipad in the parking lot next door for him to land. Ben smiled as Tyler touched down smooth as butter.

"How she feel, Gore?"

Tyler hopped out.

"A LITTLE tight on the left yaw. Pitch is good, throttle is good, and all controls responsive. Rudder's probably dented."

"I'll take a look, Gore."

"Thanks Ben. sorry we keep dumping this shit on you."

"Oh it's fine. It's LITTERALLY my job to maintain aircraft and shit. Preciate it though."

Tyler fistbumped him before they regrouped in the RV. Mylissa appeared with a smirk once everyone got comfy.

"Okay. I got like THIRTY fucking phonecalls for you to gave a rating to different aircraft now, Gore. NICELY done."

"Thanks Mylissa. So which one first?"

She looked.

"Well. We've got requests from Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Fairchild, Northop, North American Arms, even a few from other countries."

Tyler smiled.

"Slap an as I find them on it, Mylissia. I gotta FIND the damned things fore I can fly em."

"Sure. Some are rare even out here. I DO have a question from Bell regarding your plans for the Huey though."

The Survivor smiled.

"We're gonna mount the M2s on it as door guns and make it into a gunship/recon bird. Since we got three pilots for it we can kit it how we need."

"Alright. seems they were curious why you leapt on it like you did. And you'll be tuning into Smackdown."

"In a few hours."

"All i had. Kid we are making money and it is AMAZING."

Tyler smirked.

"Any new bundles out yet?"

"Nothing you haven't seen yet. Looking for something?"

"Yeah. Lemme know when vehicle skins go into effect. We'll get one for the choppers."

"Sure. all I had."

The screen went out and Tyler smiled as he looked at his friends.

"Alright. You know the drill."

They chuckled and the hangout session was setup. Kora had an excitement about him as they got comfy and Angel noted it as Tulip got comfy against her.

"Smackdown you're think, Kora?"

The sandy haired guy chuckled as he snuggled with his boyfriend.

"AJ Styles is on Smackdown and a few others I like are."

Tyler chuckled as he kissed Hailey, making her smile.

"Isn't Cena still on Smackdown?"

"Tch. that guy only pops in for the freakin paycheck nowadays."

"NOW I kinda wanna pick a fight with Stone-cold."

They laughed at that one as the screen fired up for the dark matches. The intro for Sasha Banks fired up and Tyler looked at Hails.

"Did ya know she's I heard she's Snoop dog's cousin."

"No shit?"

"Yeah. The Usos are related to the Rock too."

Ben snorted as he cracked open a bud.

"ALL the somians are related to each other, Gore. It's one a THOSE kinda families."

"Alabama?"

"Ha!"

They chuckled as the music for Lana broke out and Angel smirked.

"She is SUCH a fake Russain."

Tyler smiled at his Russian friend.

"Her music has a certain....charm....to it for me. Dunno."

Rias shrugged.

"Eh. Chairdance is take it or leave it."

Dublin chuckled.

"And can we agree CArmella is a knockoff of every streetchick with respect?"

They chuckled as the match ended with Sasha winning. Cole was seen then.

"Goreleech?"

"Loud an clear, Cole. This is fun."

"Ha. we're live in 5."

Tyler looked at Hailey and she smiled.

"Still here."

"Making sure."

She snuggled more into his chest and Alexis smirked from her spot on the other end of the couch.

"Awww! And to THINK they started out with a KNIFE!"

Hailey smiled sheepishly and with a REALLY cute blush.

"I guess.....he DID get the point."

Tyler busted up laughing while the rest looked at her like she was hurt. Tulip patted her.

"It's okay, Hails. He hurts us too."

Tyler just hugged his girlfriend with a smile.

"I fucking love you, Hails. I really do."

She smiled as she hugged him back.

"I love you too, Gore. Sorry for the knife."

He kissed her.

"There. All better."

"Ha."

Tulip looked at angel.

"Wow. i didn't know Gore did cute too."

The blonde Angel shrugged helplessly.

"I didn't either. Go with it."

"That's what I usually do when big brother does something cute. Shrug and say he still takes it in the ass. Then I get a candybar! There. Allll better!"

The room laughed at Tulip's sweetness while Ben sighed.

"Annnnd I get ROASTED once again. Thanks Sis."

"Sure!"

Tyler chuckled as he looked at the screen and noted the fans were filling in....and he loaded his spaz12 with blanks again and Hailey smirked.

"Whaddya gonna do?"

"I'mma shove the gun in their face."

"HA! Niiiiiice!"

The fans got comfy before the pyrotechnics started and Tyler smiled as his face appeared at the finale....with the gun aimed at them. He pulled the trigger and the gunshot made a few jump as he smirked.

"Let's go to HELL, together!"

They laughed at the VERY cheesy line and Tyler chuckled as he unloaded the gun and relaoded the LIVE slugs in.

"Alright. Who's on first."

Cole did his intro with his usual zeal while Tyler ran a cloth over his Colt M1911 and the man looked at him.

"Any words Goreleech before we get started?"

"And now a word from Colt. The worlds best weapons for a Zombie apocolypse. Need a gun you can trust no matter WHAT the hell you do to it or what the hell the world throws at it? Use the Colt M1911. Been in service for over a hundred years for a REASON. Colt. The gun you need most, when the world shits itself."

The gun went off and Hailey whistled at his formal yet smug tone.

"Damn dude. Nice."

"I know right?"

Angel smirked.

"Wanna BET Mylissa's losing her ming over that little shoutout?"

"Ha. I see an opportunity I'mma take it dammit."

Cole was heard next.

"Are you ready for the first match of the night? Dean Ambroise versus....Fin Balor for the United States Championship!"

Tyler and Ben looked at eachother.

"Title match out the gate?"

"This ought be good."

Kora smirked.

"And the US title no less? Ha. I think they got a plan guys."

Alexis nodded as the guitar riff was heard.

"I THINK we're gonna need more popcorn chicken."

A scraggly looking guy was seed striding to the ring and Tyler chuckled.

"I have that T-shirt."

Hailey chuckled.

"Course you like the Lunatic."

"I AM one. I'm only paid to BEAT people to death!"

They laughed at that one as Dean took the mic and looked at the Survivor.

"So YOUR the Unkillable huh?"

Tyler chuckled.

"Pretty much. How's it hangin?"

"Little to the left. So I be lookin for a fight."

The chuckle turned into a smirk and Tyler looked at the now smirking Lunatic.

"If you wanna know what virtual ASPHALT tastes like, by all means put a helmet on. Wanna go on a tear with barbed wire baseball bats beating the hell outta every zombie we see, i can do that too. YOU may run your Asylum, Dean, but I SET IT ON FIRE."

"Ha. I'll be sure to take you up on that."

"Barbred wire's FUN."

"OH yeah."

The next set of music played and Hailey chuckled as she looked at Tyler.

"It'll be fun watching you beat the hell outta them, Gore."

"Yeah roman's up first. THAT'LL be a fun fight. I MIGHT dust a few of my skills."

The group smirked and Angel sighed.

"DON'T butcher him alive on live TV?"

"I wasn't. Was gonna drop him with a Stunner. Or. I dunno. Powerbomb him onto a fire hydrant."

Kora whistled.

"Ouch."

"Yeah. long as there's no sewer cap we'll be fine. I DON'T think they'll appreciate me tramuatizing their superstars by sending them to the Underdark."

They chuckled at that one before Fin was seen with the micraphone.

"So ya think to challenge me, eh?"

Tyler smirked.

"Fin. YOUR demon....is NOTHING..."

His eyes turned to darkness.

"On MY DEMON SOUL. By all means, COME DOWN TO HELL. Or I will DRAG you to it!"

The man chuckled as he shivered.

"You a scary one, KID, I'll be sure to give you the Cue de gra."

"Dude. I got like a hundred pounds on you....annnnd can STILL out fly your best cruiserweights in here. why? CAUSE I'M THE UNKILLABLE ONE!"

The match got underway and Mylissa appeared on her screen with a wide smile.

"Gore? Colt LOVES YOU."

Tyler chuckled.

"I had an IDEA."

"Shoot."

"Cute. Custom guns, based of MY THEME."

She whistled.

"A line of merch with YOUR name on it, from your SPONSERED gun manufacturer. I LOVE the way you think. Okay. What are you thinking?"

"A barebones M16 with MY catchphrase on the barrel, and it be a deep red in color."

"OOH. Simple. i like it. And the M1911?"

"Barebones again with a red weathered finish like it's been used in my hell. Together it's the Unkillable's go-tos."

"I will submit that immediately. And you'll expect it as an ingame bundle?"

"Absolutely. I'll be doing a few anime shoutouts later too."

"Good. More mediums you show interest in the better."

Tyler looked back at the match as a mass of boos were heard from intereference from another star, Kevin Owens. Tyler smirked as the star ruined the match at the finish for no real good reason and he took the microphone and looked at the Unkillable.

"Happy? I made your PATHETIC little egotrip better. This is NOW. The KEVIN. OWENS. SHOW!"

Tyler looked at him quizzically.

"Hey, bowlling ball, you ever realize you look like a chipmunk when you puff your cheeks out?"

The crowd laughed and so didn't Tyler's friends as Kevin was seen to go red in the face at the double wammy.

"Hey. Bullfrog. I'll be SURE to roll you into the Underdark. Cause I. HATE. YOU. See ya in hell."

Tyler sat back from his smirk as the crowd laughed and cheered while Kevin's thunder was stolen ENTIRELY by the quick witted Survivor. He left and Tyler patted Tulip, making her bawl happily and Angel chuckled.

"Cute."

TYler looked at the screen with a smile...when he smirked.

"Oh?"

He patted Hailey and she got up curiously and Tyler went to the door of the RV with a halfsmirk and barechested.

"You need to learn how to KNOCK."

He kicked the door open to be faced with none other then Roman in full ring attire. The crowd on the screen was going apeshit at this as Tyler walked out onto the asphalt where Roman was cracking his knuckles.

"I'm here."

Tyler cracked his knuckles.

"Let's go to hell. Together....and now i don't like it as much."

The Survivor rushed the larger man and Roman deflected the first jab with a hand...only for the ungodly fast teenager to drop into a cartwheel that planted a foot in Roman's face and Tyler completed his one handed cartwheel with a smirk.

"Bring it."

Roman retaliated with a wiold right Tyler grabbed, sidestepped, and tugged downwards. Roman was flipped CLEAN onto his back with a thud and Tyler smiled.

"O lay!"

The bigger man was up and Tyler had a smile of amusement as he traded blows with the bigger fighter for a few trades before Tyler smirked. He started hopping backward,

"Hop, hop, hop, DING."

Only to plant his feet and slam a fist from a leg-bourne lunge into Roman's tac vest and the bigger man smirked as he grabbed Tyler and lifted him up into a sudden Somoan drop that had the Survivor grnt and something was heard snapping. Roman got up with a chuckle.

"Where;s your arrogance now?"

"right here."

Tyler kipped up from a prone positon in a rather unsettling way and he looked at his broken arm with a smile.

"Been a while since I broke a bone in here. Impressive."

He flicked his arm and there was a sickening crunch before he lifted the now fixed arm.

"But you're gonna need a lot more an THAT to drop ME."

Tyler rushed the man now and as Roman dodged the teenager leapt up onto a trashcan, leapt onto a wall and leapt off into a frontflip that saw him slam a doublefisted blow on Roman's own block. Then Tyler, quick as lightning, grabbed Roman's hands as he dropped and pulled the man into a rolling flip that saw him launched into a stone wall while Tyler used the momentum to land cleanly on his feet like some minda superhero. Tyler rose with a smile and was on the rising Roman like a ravening wolf as he swung a fist.

"Mastery of the Five Layers. SHATTERSHOT!"

Roman dodged and Tyler's fist slammed into the brick wall of a bank...and close to 15 feet of bricks turned to powder from the force of the blow. Roman grabbed him and dropped into another slam which Tyler bounced rright out of and like lighting planted a boot in Roman's waist, grabbed him by the waist, lifted him up...

"Time to put you in the trash!"

And powerbombed him into a dumpster with a FEROCIOUS force. Roman was heard grunting and Tyler closed the lid and tapped it.

"Order up!"

The crowd laughed as Roman was seen climbing out of the dumpster badly hurt but smirking.

"Okay. THIS is a FIGHT."

"You're ALIVE? Wow. Alright. fire hydrant it'll be."

The man hit Tyler with his iconic spear and there was another sound of something cracking and this time Tyler spit out a mouthful of blood onto the pavement as Roman was also bleeding from his own wounds. Then the Survivor smirked.

"Been a long time since I seen mah own blood. Okay. NOW I'M PISSED."

Roman came marching over and Tyler walked at him with a smile and as Roman through a fist...Tyler ducked under it, clapped him over the ears, grabbed him by the tac vest and threw him into the wall with force. Then he grabbed him again and threw him through a window as the weakening superstar was slow on the escape. Tyler grabbed him by the hair and dragged the battered star out of the store and lifted him up on his shoulders by a fire hydrant.

"UNKILLABLE 1. YOU 0."

Roman was impaled on the hydrant and Tyler cracked his neck as a floating 1 icon appeared over his head. Then he looked at the roaring crowd on the screen at the BRUTAL brawl, and smirked.

"Alright. WHO'S NEXT?"

Annnd the crowd went WILD! Tyler returned to the RV where he got a mass of applause from the amazed group and he bowed.

"Whyyy thank you!"

Ben whistled as he tossed him a medipack.

"Dude that was the best fight with Roman I've ever seen. And...YOU are REALLY freakin rusty."

"Tch you don't need to tell ME that. I DON'T usually do hand to hand. So yeah. I MIGHT have to try out a few tactics now."

Hailey chuckled as he sat down with some tape on his ribs.

"was like watching a higher tier fight movie. Nice."

Roman appeared on a screen with a tired smirk.

"I'll get you next time."

"Ha. You're a few years too early to drop ME in a streetfight, Roman. But by all means. Try. I'll drown you in a toliet next time."

That got a laugh from the crowd as the next match was set to start and Mylissa appeared.

"Gore? That fight.....was AMAZING. I haven't seen a match that brutal since ECW back in the day. Ratings for that SINGLE MATCH....SHIT on the last YEAR of everything. And it'll be a thing now."

"Surprises or not."

"PreTTY much."

Tyler looked at the crowd with a smile as they roared for the intense fight.

"Alright. Next up is.....seriously, who's next?"

They chuckled as the music for Sasha Banks fired up and Hailey smirked.

"NOW I wanna see you fight Triple H out there."

The Survivor chuckld as he looked at her.

"Most likely will, Hails. HIM I think I'd Pedigree onto the top of a tank or something. Dunno."

He shrugged as the woman on the screen took the mic. Tyler looked at her curiously and she smirked.

"I want my OWN fight, Goreleech."

"Sure. I'm an equal opportunity asskicker, Sasha."

The crowd chuckled at that one and Lana's music fired up before the blonde russian appeared with her own mic and Tyler smiled.

"MY Russian's better. just sayin."

Angel smirked.

"Damn straight."

"You're a LITERAL ANGEL. Makes sense."

"Ha."

Lana smirked and pointed her finger at him.

"You will not be so cocky when Rusef comes to CRUSH you, UNKILLABLE."

TYler chuckled an unsettling chuckle.

"Whenver he rediscovers his balls, toots, I'll be here to turn him into a humab pretzel. Sasha? Wooould you kindly take out the trash please?"

The girls in the RV smirked at the layered commenyt and Tulip looked at him.

"You already put that other guy in the dumpster, Gore. What else did we have for trash?"

The crowd lost it at her cutely curious squeak and Tyler patted her fondly, making her giggle.

"Tulip? I freakin love you."

"Yay!"

The friends chuckled as the match got underway and Tyler watched with a minor amusement as Sasha won with her submission move.

"So our match I'll ber sure to use similar tricks on you, Sasha."

Hailey looked at him.

"NO grappling just to be a fucking creep, Gore."

"Yes Hails."

"GOOD....but yuou CAN unnerve the fuck outta her."

"I can do that at the drop of a hat."

The match ended and TYler pulled a small bottle of pills from his pack and Hailey looked at him as he popped a few.

"Gore."

"Painkillers. Since...ya know. Random dropins."

"Just don't go overboard."

"I won't. Been there too remember?"

She smiled at that one....as a loud bell toll was heard and Tyler, Kora, and Ben jumped.

"No fucking way."

"That's....NOT who I THINK ir is, right?"

"Gore? I THINK tou might be over your head now."

TYler sat up straight as the eerie yet ionic funeral music announced thr arrival of the Undertaker on smackdown while the crowd lost their freakin minds. Tyler had a halfsmile on his face as the deadman walked to the ring and took the mic.

"N ow THAT is a FIGHT I would PAY to pick."

Undertaker looked at him.

"You claim to be....UNKILLABLE?"

Tyler smirked with a new excitment in his eyes.

"I AM unkillable. Put the helmet on Taker. And YOU will be the one that RESTS. IN. PEACE. I DARE you! GET IN HERE!"

There was an edge of excitrment and a fire in Tyler's eyes as he locked glares with the legend himself and Taker smirked as a dark light appeared in his own.

"I have risen from my rest to PUT. YOU. DOWN. Goreleech. I. AM. COMING FOR YOU."

"I'll be waiting."

The unsettlign man left and Tyler looked at the appearing Mylissa.

"THAT is a fight I'd PAY to pick, Mylissa."

She smirked.

"I will be sure to make it a big one then, Gore. That ONE FUCKING INTERVIEW has people losing their minds and my GOD do I want to d something with it."

An explosion was heard then and Tyler lopoked to see a towering man in red striding to the ring and he smirked.

"Oh my fucking god. I am going to ENJOY this one."

KAne took the mic and Tyler smiled as he faced him.

"You think, to be the monster of monsters, Goreleech? I will be seeing YOU VERY SOON!"

Tyler cracked his neck with a smirk.

"YOU may be the Devil's favorite demon, Kane. But I am the DEMON HELL ITSELF, fears MOST. And I will HAPPILY show you WHY."

The big man's match was with a lesser carded star that was merely butchered on live TV before he walked out. Kora looked at Tyler.

"BeFORE you kick their asses, Gore, I am getting an autograph."

"Ha. Sure thing, Kora. Ben?"

"Dude. Same!"

Tyler looked at the screen as Ria had STARS in her blue eyes from the sheer badassery on displa by the Survivor while Hailey merely rested on his chest.

"So now I am dating an addicted streefighter. YIPPEE."

"LIke you aren't loving the show, Hails."

"BeSIDES the freakin point. Ugh. I want my own autographs too."

He kissed her lovingly.

"I'll be sure to get you some then."

She smiled as the music for the Big Show appeared and the world's largest athlete was seen striding to the ring and Tyler shrugged.

"Eh. Usual beatdown."

That got a chuckle as the match for the big man was with Randy Orton. That one made Tyler lift an eyebrow.

"OOH that's a good one."

Ben nodded.

"Yeah. Orton's always fun to watch."

"Even IF he's on his way out."

"True. Guy hasn't seen a hard run in some time now."

"Kevin oewns is a lower tier replacement for him."

"Dude. Yes. Oh I got one."

"Dream match?"

"Dream match."

"Andre the Giant versus Braun strowman."

They whistled at that one and Kora looked at as the match got underway.

"I'd pay to see that. Chicks?"

"Ha. Trish stratus in her prime versus Charlotte un a bra and panties match."

"Ha!"

"Why'd I even bother asking?"

Tyler chuckled as he cracked open a rootbeer.

"War of the Legs, am I right?"

They chuckled and Tulip giggled.

"Sting versus Bray!"

The group looked at the cutie and Ben chuckled.

"She was raised on the icons."

"I approve."

The heads nodded at that sage wisdom as the match ended with Orton and the RKO. Tyler smirked at this.

"It'd take a HELLUVA lot more an ONE RKO to drop ME Orton. And I am USED to fighting snakes. Oh. Annnd ya MIGHT wanna be careful with the sneak attacks in case I happen to just shoot yo ass or I have a knife on me. Don't think they'd appreciate me disemboweling you."

They chuckled and Orton smirked into his microphone.

"I'll be sure to remember that."

Angel stretched and Tyler smiled.

"Bored?"

"Eh. Kinda. Matches aren't as intense as they used to be."

"That's fair. They're merely getting the potential fights with in the people's minds."

Kora shrugged as he rested against his boyfriend.

"WWE is more a soap opera now then an actual sport. Hasn't really been the same since like 2015."

TYler shrugged as he ran his hand along Hailey's hair.

"The movement to TV14 killed it. That and the bullshit like the woman's revolution that's BASICALLY made it impossible to enjoy a proper woman's match. Sorry. They're supposed to be good looking AND beat the hell outta each other on live TV."

Ben chuckled.

"Remember Chyna? Yeah. THAT'LL never happen again."

"God forbid one of the ladies takes a hard fall nowadays or it'll be called abuse."

Kora chuckled.

"Or the mixed matches. Girl V guy an all that. They wanna be equal? They SHOULD get the same matches as the rest of the locker room."

"Dude remember the Raw wars when they'd invade the locker rooms with bats and shit?"

"Rif Flair brought a FUCKING CAR DOOR to a match once and USED IT. Point made."

They chuckled at that one and Hailey smiled.

"When was the last time you saw a sledgehammer?"

The friends whistled at that solid point and Tyler looked at her.

"Or a streetfight? Or, tch, hell, when was the last time you saw a first blood match?"

The friends nodded at that one and Ben smiled.

"WWE sure isn't what it used to be. That's for damn sure. Shame too. Like for real, Gore. Them bastards from ECW prime as YOUR opponentd?"

"YIKES."

All eyes returned to the screen as a locker room fight broke out between two tag teams and Tyler smirked.

"Prime example. Back in the day, a locker room brawl USUALLY saw someone getting thrown into the circuit breaker"

"OR stuffed into a limo."

"That one time Orton stuffed Kane into a limo and sent the thing speeding into a semi?"

"Yo that was FUCKED!"

Tyler chuckled.

"I saw it live. Or the time Triple H slammed a sledgehammer into Big Show's hand and he used the cast as a freakin club?"

"Legends. They'll never return.""

The RV and the crowd sighed at this point as the brawl was broken up byb a mass of refs and stars after a mess was made and Tyler smirked.

"Wanna know the worst piece of that fight, Kora?"

"Hit me."

"They ruined that pizza."

The friends laughed and Ben nodded sagely.

"The murder of a pizza should be an arrestable offense."

Tyler chuckled at that one as the last match of the night was prepped for as it was a no DQ match between tagteams. Tyler hugged hailey tightly and she smiled at the affection as Tulip yawned a squeaking yawn.

"HURRY UP! I wanna snuggle a hot devil!"

They laughed at her cuteness and Ria hugged her.

"All better!"

"Yay! Devilish tiddies!"

Tyler got smacked by Hailey and he sighed.

"Dammit."

Angel chuckled at that one.

"You deserve it."

"Yeah, yeah."

THe music started for Nia Jacks and Tyler shrugged. Kora looked at him.

"Not into big girls, Gore?"

"So long as they're TALL or MUSCULAR it's fine."

Ben chuckled.

"I can HEAR the outrage now."

"Ha. don't wanna know mah thought don't ask."

They chuckled at that before the poor lower card sacrifice was let out and the match ended in seconds. Tyler shrugged.

"Lame. if ya gonna do a DQ match, do it RIGHT. Please? Like ya used to."

The heads nodded and the show ended before Mylissa appeared.

"Kid we got so much fuckin publicity and I got that many more phonecalls for you to do whatever it's scary. And yes there is an interview in the morning with MSNBC about that fatcrack."

"I'll be sure to pack the butter."

They snorted at that one before the screen vanished and the group cleaned up. Tyler and Hailey went to their room and she smiled as they snuggled up in the bed.

"Kinda tired."

He kissed her lovingly.

"I know. Me too."

She smiled as he wrapped her up in his arms.

"We'll fuck around at SOME point."

"Could always just take a day."

"Let's save THAT ONE for ANOTHER occasion."

"As you wish my beloved Hailious beauty."

OOOH she SHIVERED!

"DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! My panties are SOAKED, my heart is on FIRE and I LOVE YOU!"

He kissed her lovingly and she smiled.

"I love you."

"I love you too, Hails."

"....An I'mma just take these off."

Her panties were tossed aside and she giggled at the new feeling.

"MUCH better!"

"You look tense."

She giggled again as he kissed her.

"Kinda."

"Well, allow me to help my sexy girlfriend relax."

She smiled with a red blush as her slender legs were opened.

"You PINCH i WILl stab you."

"Yes Hails."

She laid back with a smile....as he felt her slit.

"OOOh that feels good."

He kissed her into silence as he massaged her until her back arched from the force of her orgasm and he smiled as she came down with a pant.

"OOOh I NEEDED that!"

He licked his fingers clean and she blushed.

"Oh DAMN. You are a dirty bastard. i forgot."

"You're delicious. Would love a taste from the source."

"OOoh SORRY! Diner's closed!"

"Well allow me to kiss the cook."

She laughed as he did indeed kiss her before they settled for the night.

"Good night, Hailey. I love you."

"Good night, Tyler. I love you too....and I am so sorry for the mess."

"Get over it. I did."