Reincarnated into a mixed up world

Hey, do you know what it feels like to be cut into tiny pieces, No well let's just say it aint fun. Hello delusional voices in my head,my name is Dave. and here i am floating in god knows where.

You see i really hate when i am awake to experience this boooooring darkness, hell i don't even know where the fuck i am,but naah i am definitely not going crazy,it's not like oh i don't spent years in this unsightly place.

but it's fiiiine,im fine everyone's fine isn't that true guys, ….ok yeah i may have gotten a bit crazy but anyone would if you were trapped in an never ending void of pain and loneliness.

Wait is that a black hole,well thankfully i am just a soul and i can't be sucked inside of one…Wait why am

i going straight for it?!!

hey stop this isn't part of the script you fucking endless darkness?!!!,Wait nooooooo.

....I can see Everything, the end of this universe,it's beginning and the one who created it directly looking at me with a hint of suprise in his eyes…..is that Subaru?!!.

"huh, wait how are you even alive in the outskirts of time and space" he asked quite confused. can i go back floating in the endless darkness.

"Subaru,im going to be frank with you,HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A GOD" Sorry for the outburst but that character is overly pathetic and also i respect him buuut then again, did he like snatch away his world's concepts also he is supposed to be fictional right.

"Uhhhhh, i am not dealing with this so, into the randomness portal you go" he said picking up my soul and throwing into a multicolored portal…..Suabru my respect for you is gone….

.....

"big bro wake up or else i am going to pour boiling water in you" what is that annoying voice,goddamn i just got thrown into a portal.

My name is Keisar Zeo- okay so i am in another person's body in what seems to be a mixed anime world and my sister isn't joking about pouring boiling water on me…good to know.

"I am AWAKE, Jasmine leave?!" i said pointing at the door.

"tsk freak" she said frustrated as she walked out of the door.

"Subaru Natsuki,never let me catch you or i will touch you" yes i am angry and a bit insane but it can be fixed with some therapy and maybe a bucket of icecream to forget i saw the end and beginning of time of what could be the rezero universe.

[Ding?!! The Gacha system has been activated Welcome host, here are your stats.

Name:Kaiser Zeon

Age:21

Race:Unknown?

Status:Unknown.

Title:The one who saw the beginning and experienced the end

Cards Assimilated:0

Gacha:30 Spins left.

Ability:No plot armor.

Ok turns out i am in a mixed anime world….great no plot,no chance of knowing whats gonna happen, just great.

So basically Solo leveling+ God of high school,oh yeah that's definitely gonna be fun,no it isn't,there are some more concerning ones,but imma skip those.

Oh yes i am now officially a gambler …my luck is trash,sigh whatever.

System spin ten gachas for me

[Request Aknowledged]:

1.Your sisters panties(Pervert)

2.Arlecchino Card.(Father Love me)

3.Cluster bomb(I cast CLUSTER BOMB)

4.Lotion and tissues X10(Oh glorious internet)

5.Vibrator(Your sister may like it)

6.Catfood.(Meow for me little pussycat)

7.Rage bag(Scream as loud as you want)

8.Bread(Normal plain bread)

9.Cherry blossom breathing Sword and style,No drawbacks (Honestly just give this to your sister since it is her birthday today)

10.Martial arts ticket(Pick one martial arts to learn)

You know what for the three obviously devious ones,Fuck you too gacha gods, and also thank you, i am satisfied with getting Arlecchino.Nothing matters anymore, i am not summoning her, id rather assimilate.

[Request granted

Character Arlecchino:10% Assimilation]

is it because im a bit insane, is that why its 10% already…i am not complaining, though i do feel a bit more powerful.

Anyways time to see what the brat is up to.

"Hey little brat how are you and also happy birthday" i said cheerfully looking at her.

"Fuck you Kaiser also thanks" Children these days i swear they have no respect, i patted her head and went to sit on the chair.

"So i got a gift for you" i casually said taking the coffee on the table.

"Wait really?!!!, what is it" she asked in excitement.

"A vibrator" i said as she looked at me darkly,the knife in her hand dangerously moving.

"im joking, jeez, after you come back from school i'll give it to you,since you're turning 17 today, i'll take you to get you and myself a hunters license." i said rolling my eyes, she kept the knife and she regained her excited expression.

"Anyways imma go out,make sure to lock the doors once your out" and thus i left and damn the sun is bright, maybe it's because my eyes seem more sensitive. Hey system can you show me mey reflection.

[Confirmed]

Damn, i look hoot, i have black hair with strands of white and my eyes were black and there was the faint markings of a red X as my pupils…Well i hope this doesn't change me that much.

I feel like i can summon her weapon,also i think i have pyrokenesis now, but now let's go exploring.

...

ok i found out this place is not the same as earth, and thai city is where the events of god of high school, also there is this guild that call themselves the soul society, and another one called the ghouls, so basically bleach and tokyo ghoul mixed with the elements of solo leveling….this world feels like it got generated randomly….I blame subaru.

"heheheh,little girl just oet us have a taste and we will never bother you again" I smell a child in need of immediate help,This character template is changing me,but scum are scum.

the voice came from a small alleyway, when i went in,i saw a girl with white hair and blue eyes,she didn't look bothered by the men.

….So kana,i do not need to interfere then these scum are just asking for a death wish….but i can't ignore that for some reason,sigh oh well,time to embrace being the 'father'.

"Disgusting,you guys going like that with a little girl makes me want to make you all suffer, well it makes me" i said as i felt a slight energy flowing from my hands.

"Haha,funny a weak human thinks he can kill us, look here i am from the soul society, and my friend here is a ghoul,even if you did kill us our guilds would get revenge" the feeling on my hand intensified as a crimson glowing scythe appeared on my hand.

"hmmm,well then let's see if they will,Invitation to a be heading" i dashed to the ghoul and perform six consecutive strike with the scythe and cutting him into four different pieces.

"Weak, your turn" i said looking at the supposed soul reaper.

"Shit?!!, a D rank, Tear and Devour Kurotsume?!!!" his sword turned into a pair of gauntlets interesting,this must be his shikai.

"oh interesting,but i have no time to converse with you so, goodbye" i threw the scythe at him as it turned into a rapid rampaging wheel and cut the man in half….

The girl left minutes ago,so i went back home and did what any person would do when they do not want to get involved in reality….sleep

...

*Riiiing*

ugh who's calling me, wait i have a phone let's see who's calling me.

[Tatsumaki].

…..i remember now,this body planned to hang out with her….wait?!! what's is she doing in this world….calm down,maybe it's just the characters thet are her,not the dangers of their world.

[Hey….]

[Why didn't you come,.,]

uhh why does she sound sad.

[not my fault,some hunters were harassing a little girl and i couldn't bare to watch ]

Well it is true,they were harassing her

[Are you alright?!!, don't worry i'm coming right now?!!]

oops i guess i may have made her worry,but doesn't that mean one punch man is in this world too….So the monster association exists,well atleast i have two more spins, soo system hit me with ten tickets.

[Aknowledged]

1.Legendary Drop!!!:Demon lord seed(10 thousand souls required to become a true demon lord)

2.i owe you one note

3.Custom Weapon orb

4.Used Condoms.

5.A drifting feather.

6.Nothing,literately nothing.

7.An apple.

8.A plug(You know what kind)

9.A bag of needles.

10.Character Card:Ruby Rose

You know this one wasn't so bad, at least i got a legendary item, also how does that work i mean yeah i am not human as it says buut, this is a tensura item…that's for future me i guess.

...

"Now explain why you had the dumb idea to fight two awakened hunters" The green haired loli asked as i lay on my bed.

"Child needed help,So i killed them both" i nonchalantly said.

"Wait?!! what do you mean you killed them, did you awaken?" she asked curiously.

"Who knows,i just felt strange these few days and i always dream of a blood red burning moon crashed against the ground, i call it the Dire Balemoon" i replied as i looked at her small frame.

"huh,so you are now awakened,that's the reason your pupils looks like an X" she said moving her face closer to mine,hmm this tatsumaki looks much calmer and more approachable.

"If you want to kiss me just say it" i looked into her eyes,i could hear her heartbeat fast.

"Uhhm, well…maybe" she struggled to say it, but before we were even able to get to the good part, two brats entered.

"…Perverts?!!!" Jasmine said turning her face around in embarrassment.

"fufufufu, oh my dear sister tatsumaki is finally giving me a niece" fubuki said as she teased her.

"Oi you little brat talk about this to anyone in the guild and i won't take you to get your hunters license today" She looked at her dead serious.

"….Jasmine happy birthday, if you forget about this id give you your present much earlier" my eyes involuntarily twitched in annoyance.

"Fine, also the reason were nit in school today is because of some tournament Hosted by a shadow organization,so yeah im here" she rudely said, i sighed and got off my bed, she looked at my eyes strangely.

...

"A sword and a manual?" she looked at me as i handed her the cherry blossom sword.

"Yeah i got it off the dark net,not many people could use it,buut you can" i said proudly.

"Right,sure Also i should be arresting you for that" Tatsumaki said with a small laugh.

"You are quite kinky" i teased her a bit,she seemed a bit annoyed.

"You really want me to hit you with something don't you" she said menacingly.

"Come on Terrible tornado, why don't we make a little twister together" i said with a grin.

"Get a room won't you" Jasmines said.

"They did, we just interrupted them" Fubuki replied.

"Changing the subject, tell me more about this tournament" i immediately said as not to make the already pissed off tornado more angry.

hmm so it's the same as the original one but hunters can join too,but thise are different, well it sounds interesting and i might join, I may enjoy my stay in this world and also, i did not forget about the threat those two from earlier said