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Living The Cliche Life

Your run of the mill Multiverse story with a "Rudimentary System" and a main character that can't make up his mind. This fanfic can be counted as wish fulfilment. This fanfiction is now officially a crack fic because I can't write serious stuff

TurkishJesus · Anime et bandes dessinées
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Chapter 29: Celebration and Departure

Chapter 29: Celebration and Departure.

(Chivalry of a Failed Knight)

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"When do you think he's going to wake up." I can hear Ayase's worried voice but I keep pretending to sleep.

"Well, that last move must've tired him out." Ikki? He wasn't going to come maybe he changed his mind.

"Yeah, Ouma nii-sama is still recovering too." Shizuku is here too huh.

"I think he's dead." Touka's cold voice pierces my heart.

"And you call me mean Touka!" I get up, of course she saw me through.

"You're the one that's mean." Why is she pouting?

"So how's it going." I ask to relieve the tension in the room.

"Nothing much apart from you nearly burning Ouma into a lump of charcoal and passing out." So she was worried that's why she's pouting.

"I am fine, just felt tired after everything was finished and wanted to sleep." That earned me some angry gazes. Until Shizuku pulled my sleeve

"Give me back my emotions." Must resist the urge to pat the loli...

"I don't think that's possible." Nope she's getting head pats.

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Ouma was healthy enough to attend to the reward ceremony, his hair and eyebrows are burnt so he's bald and he also lost his eyebrows but that's fine since his family has been the creator of the style.

He gave me a nod and said he will be better prepared next time. Unfortunately I won't be here.

I got the cup and punched the academy staff except that teacher that's always sick Oreki-sensei if I remember right, they dared to push Ikki away to come and congratulate me. After that I pretty much said fuck you to authorities and left the venue.

A Rank Blazer Ren Ambrosius wins the 61st Seven Stars Sword Art Festival in the name of Hagun Academy and assaults the staff before leaving. That should look good on news.

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Since I am pretty much finished with this world and without a love interest too, I decided to have my goodbyes and leave for the next world.

I can't really explain but I didn't have interest in anyone in this world, sure girls are beautiful and I'd bang them but they're not harem material in my eyes.

DxD is the target and harem awaits for no one also I must be on my way before I run into Edelweiss.

I am honestly scared of her style and I am scared that she would bring Morgan to her side with her deserts.

First on the list was Touka and Ayase, I just called them to a cafe had some tea before giving them presents. My goodbye letters are inside.

After that I went to Ayatsuji dojo to find Kaito where I gave him some medicinal tea made by Morgan to fix his heart.

I actually ran into Kuroudo there following other disciples I left his box next to his coat.

A big donation to the Wakaba house was made, I double checked my will as Ethan and lastly called Ikki.

He came with his sister, I know that Shizuku actually kissed Ikki during Seven Stars Sword Art Festival and he's confused on what to do.

Having your blood related sister kissing you like a hungry animal can be confusing.

We talked some and I gave him his box and had to give one to Shizuku too since she was there and lastly I gave two books to Ikki before leaving.

[How to handle your incestuous little sibling.]

[How to tame your closet pervert tsundere princess with just ten easy steps(Red Head Edition)]

He'll thank me later.

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Last thing to do was actually merging Ren with Ethan. It was easy as stabbing yourself through the two bodies and let the sword do the rest.

I had this feeling of being whole again once the process was finished.

"Let's hope we won't waste time with useless worlds this time around." I mutter, I wonder what would it take for me to modify that system function.

"It would be nice if we ran into another Food Wars world."

"Yeah."

- Random Reincarnation -

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(Stella Vermillion POV)

It's been about a week since I confessed to Ikki and we started dating, well he's yet to do anything and it frustrates me.

While thinking about my unmoving love life I found a dusty box at the corner. I swear that wasn't there yesterday.

"Hey, Ikki what's that box?"

"Ah that? My friend Ren gave me before he went missing, there was another red box inside that I couldn't open."

"You mean Ren Ambrosius the A Rank that went missing after the last sword art festival?"

"Yeah... I don't know where he is but he wrote that he is not in danger or anything like that. Now that I remember the letter said I should open that box after I got a girlfriend..."

Hearing this I rushed at the box opening it I found the cute looking red one inside at my touch box opened revealing a necklace with a blood red gem on it.

Somehow it called out to me but I didn't pay attention and kept looking inside until I found a letter.

[Hey there, since this letter is found you must be Stella. Yeah I left this because it's painful that you two have yet to even kiss... sorry that's not the topic. I am leaving this letter to inform you about your real ability early on maybe it will help prevent a calamity maybe it will make it happen sooner I don't know but you will find more about your blazer ability in the box.]

Not gonna lie I am scared and creeped out, how?

Shaking my fears away I kept looking at the box and found a book.

[Blazer abilities and how they work.]

Interesting.

[Dragons and how to tame them]

Huh? The next one for Ikki?

[How to tame your perverted tsundere princess part 1-2 Because I know he didn't read the first one]

Ren Ambrosius must've been a colorful character...

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- Ethan -

"Are we there yet?" Morgan asks mentally while I am taking out some cultivators out, well taking out is a broad term. I am just being toyed around.

The current body I have belongs to a village herbalist that ran into a fortune that will not bring him any fortune.

"Give it up Chen Cheng just give us the Pure Yang Flower and we might leave you with a complete body" Why do I keep reincarnating into a poor sobs that's about to die.

Well, dying won't stick unless all my bodies die but I doubt the experience is fun. I wouldn't know since last time I was high off my ass.

"Can we just talk like civilized people." They had a awesome laugh before they killed me, jokes on them I got the flower in my system inventory.

Also dying sucks.

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[Some might be angry that MC left the world early but it was stated that he is rather scared of Edelweiss not because he's weak or anything and why wait for Stella for come to Japan when your own wife is slowly turning into Merlin out of boredom.

For why he didn't take anyone in harem is because he didn't feel like it, I mean when your first wife is frickin Morgan Le Fay highschool girls seems plain even if they have their own good points but his harem will expand in the next world and I genuinely suck at romance just to give warning. I mean what can you expect from a 24yo virgin(Also unemployed) who's still living with his parents...

Great now I have depression.]