Chapter 13

[650 years after the great mushroom war]

After 145 years I finally decided to go check on PB who I haven't seen for the last 445 years and to say I'm not going to like this is a understatement as I was a Big part of her life and not coming back after so long she will probably try to kill me before hugging me but oh well better late than never as she will probably get stronger if I give her more time and I definitely do not want that to happen.

*A Quick use of the Teleportation skill*

Appearing outside a wall made of Cake I immediately knew that PB was in the Middle of Forming her Kingdom to which I smiled to as I walked to the castle gate my amor from A few hundred years ago on as I did.

"Stop right there!"

Hearing a voice coming from above me I look up to see a group of banana guards floating above me with dark yellow tattoos glowing on there bodies.

'What a excellent application of runes'

I Thought as one of them floated down spear in hand as held a sheet of paper with what I assume to be questions that must be answered.

"May I please ask you a few questions before you enter the city"

Hearing the banana Guards slow and robotic way of speech I sighed in annoyance and understanding as the bananas were still green so they were recently born and probably not to good at doing a few basic stuff but I can see the signs of education in the voice of the guards so I can see PB is different from her original self.

*Roar*

Hearing the roar in the distance I turned around to see a monster I haven't seen for about a few hundred years.

"Orcs!"

I heard banana guards yell as he ran to a nearby bell and began ringing it causing a large amount of movement to happen as a few hundred banana guards appeared on the previous near empty wall.

'Intersting'

I thought simply as I was let into the gate temporarily by the banana guards who closed the gate soon after while taking up position with licorice stick bows.

*ba ta boom boom ta ba ta boom boom ta*

suddenly War drum began to play as I using magic watched from above as the orcs which out numbered the Banana guards 3 to 1 slowly approach allowing me to get a good look at them.

'They seem to have stabilized there DNA and now are a consistent race instead a mutated human that constantly fluctuating between stronger or weaker.

'If I were to place there physical abilities I would place them into the upper '80s but due to there lower skill level they could only display at most the max power of a well trained 60 stat person'

I thought idly as I watched the siege begin with the orcs easily gaining moments for the first half as the still green banana guards try to fight them off but sadly for the orcs these banana guards all literally made to be Good well trained guards so after a few minutes of losing they soon turned it around as they began to use there ability to fly and well trained spearmanship to push to orcs off the wall.

'I doubt that's it'

As if my thoughts were predicting the future another loud roar came out from the distance as the ground shakes as if something large was coming this way.

'ogre'

The name of the monster rose up in my mind as I watched it march it's way towards the wall of the castle.

"Call prince Neddy!"

Hearing one of the banana Guards I raised my head interest as I watched them run to a nearby pay phone and quickly put into a number which was soon picked up by someone.

"We just need to buy one minute for prince neddy to reach here"

The banana guard who just got off the phone yelled as he ran to the wall with and began shooting arrows at approaching ogre only serving to annoy it as the arrow bounced off it's thick skin.

'Hmm I my looks like it will get here before neddy shows up so I might as well help it accidentally Help them [Raise earth]'

Using a little bit of Earth manipulation I raised a the earth a little bit causing the ogre to trip and face plant it self onto the floor.

'Oh that's going to leave a mark! Hahahahaha'

Laughing mentally I watched as the other struggled to get back up which it soon did only to be slammed back onto the floor by a even larger figure that came from the sky without me even noticing it.

"It's prince neddy!"

"We are saved!"

"All hail prince neddy!"

Hearing the exclamations of the banana gaurds I sighed as I watched neddy who was now even bigger than himself than in the original rip the head off a ogre with his mouth.

'Damn that's brutal but I guess it's a effective scare tactics'

I thought as I looked over at the fleeing orcs with a sigh in disappointment as they weren't completely destroyed meaning they'll return with a vengeance.

"Teacher is that you?"

Hearing a voice behind me I felt a sudden sense of fear as I turned to see PB dressed in a Heavy ruin covered armor which had bright shinning gloves holding fire in both hands.

'Fuck'