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I assigned Regulus his mission and gave him the Death Cloak. I then teleported him to my Mother's home so he could settle. I kind of rushed the events as I was excited about going to Rias' world. It was not just the crazy things there that excited me. Rias' world is an anime one and that little fact had me excited. 

Traveling to an anime world was an idle wish from a previous life but now it was being fulfilled. Well, it had already been fulfilled by the Chat Mission but I was rather worried the entire time I was in SAO. I did not manage to get time to enjoy that world. So I kind of just threw Regulus at my mother to get things in order.

Regulus might not care about anything but that trait meant he would follow my orders for now. I was slightly confused about why he was following my orders but I was not going to argue against the results. My Mother had a nigh unkillable Lion protecting her and that was all that really mattered.

I was preparing to go to Rias' world when Mimpsy finally returned with another Elf. The small Elf brought back an even smaller Elf that was looking nervously at me. They seemed hopeful but resigned in a way that was rather depressing to look at. A look that was fairly common on any Elf that was not bound in a family.

With everything happening I kind of forgot about the Elf. The other things happening were more pressing. I wanted to delay this for another day so I could meet Rias but that would be rather rude to the hopeful Elf. I would be dangling what they wanted right in their face and yanking it away right when it was in arm's reach. It would hurt the new Elf and it would piss off Mimpsy which was equally bad,

"Mimpsy brought Bubbles to meet Mr. Snapey." Mimpsy excitedly announced as he gestured to his companion. The now named Bubbles jumped at the introduction and looked shyly at me.

"Bubbles is happy to meet Mr. Snapey." Bubbles squawked out nervously. The tone was still high and childish but it did have a hint of femininity. I raised my brow at Mimpsy for a brief moment, was he trying to use me to put moves on an Elf he liked? If he was that was fucking hilarious.

"It's nice to meet you Bubbles, Now I'm kind of busy right now so I am going to cut to the chase. Are you willing to be bound to my family?" I spoke out softly to the nervous Elf and stretched out my hand so they could touch it. Bubbles looked at me nervously as if expecting me to take back my offer.

They then nodded their head rapidly as she reached out her hand to mine. Her hand was in mine for a fair bit without her doing anything so I assumed she was waiting for permission.

"You can make the bond Bubbles." I spoke out softly as the small Elf looked at me with wide ecstatic eyes. They quickly formed the bond between us and I felt another small amount of Mana start to siphon away from me. The same dazed and confused look appeared on Bubbles face as I expected. She was probably going to be Mana drunk for a fair bit.

I looked over at Mimpsy who was giving Bubbles an excited look. Seeing my attention the small Elf looked towards me as Bubbles stood there blankly.

"Right, so I got to take care of something now Mimpsy. So take care of Bubbles until she is alright then introduce her to her work okay?" I asked the small Elf who nodded quickly. A bright smile formed on his face as he looked over at Bubbles shyly. He was putting moves on her the sly dog. I rolled my eyes at the scene but accepted it.

"Oh, here is some money if you need to buy anything for my Mother or for the mansion," I spoke out lightly as I dumped a bag of galleons on the floor. I was not sure how many coins were in there but it was a fair amount. The size of the bag was close to the sack that the Shopkeeper had when I bought my ingredients.

"Mimpsy will take care of everything so Mr. Snapey can do what he needs to do!" The small elf saluted me as the bag of galleons quietly disappeared. 

That was a neat little trick he was not storing the galleons in a subspace he teleported it away to a space he was familiar with. I never thought to use the popping that way but it was certainly possible. I would love to see the confused look on Potter's face as I teleported him into a dragon's den.

"That's great Mimpsy. Oh, the people who live in the mansion are my Girlfriend and her brother so treat them well Mimpsy." I spoke out softly to the Elf. I should warn the small Elf about the residents so he does not freak out about people being there.

"Oh, they are also Muggles so be careful when cleaning. They know about magic but if they bring someone to the house try not to show up." Another warning was sent. I did not want to go through a big hassle over Andrew bringing a muggle to the mansion and being blindsided. I could take care of it with magic but it was better this way.

The small Elf just gave me a serious look as he took that information in. He nodded solemnly and I let out another laugh at the sight. I popped away from Mimpsy and the confused Bubbles.

I landed back at the great lake. The sight may not be as enchanting as it was before but it was still a nice thing to look at. Dumbledore might ambush me here but I was not planning on being here for very long. Oh, I should probably send out another warning before I go.

[Overdramatic Fool: I sent some magical creatures to clean up your house Ashley. So don't stab a small skinny hairless creature that teleports into your home…I promise they don't look as bad as I described and they make great butlers and maids!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: …So you sent skinny small children to clean her house?]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Child labor is illegal Prince-san.]

[NTR Victim: Fuck that noise, my place is too big to clean without help. I'll take the child labor no questions asked!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: I'd expect nothing else from you Ashley.]

[Overdramatic Fool: They don't look like children either. They kind of look like a hairless cats with long pointed ears and eyes the size of tennis balls.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: That sounds way worse.]

[Grade A Bottom: I'm going to have nightmares about hairless creatures teleporting into my room to 'take care' of me.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: What's the issue with regular servants? Those things sound disturbing.]

[NTR Victim: Hey mind your own business I would gladly accept the demonic children to clean my home.]

[Overdramatic Fool: It's mainly a question of loyalty and competence. These guys are literally bred to be servants and they are good at it. They are also magically bound into my service so betrayal is the last thing on their mind as long as I treat them right.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: …That kind of sounds like slavery with extra steps.]

[Grade A Bottom: I think I was better off before I found magic…]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I can't really throw stones here but that does sound like slavery.]

[NTR Victim: Demonic slaves? You give out the nicest presents Prince.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Wait! Why can't you throw stones Rias-san !?!?]

[NTR Victim: Oh shit your right. You got slaves Magic Tits?]

[Grade A Bottom: Rias-san !?!?!]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I don't have slaves… They are like family to me, so they're not slaves….Okay it's complicated.]

[Overdramatic Fool: Magic is fucked up like that most of the time. The creatures that bound themselves to me require my Mana without it they would die. So they are the ones that search out for Masters as they really don't want to shrivel up and die.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: So many questions but I don't think I will like the answers.]

[Grade A Bottom: I already knew Prince-san was the worst but Rias-san you have slaves!?]

[NTR Victim: Huh, you think you know a girl.]

[Overdramatic Fool: Hurtful.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: IT'S COMPLICATED!]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: What did I come back to…..?]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Nothing!!]

[Overdramatic Fool: It's alright Rias-san I understand you!]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I don't want understanding from you!!! T-T]

[Overdramatic Fool: Again, hurtful.]

[NTR Victim: I understand you as well Rias.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: GAH! I don't want your understanding either! Izumi-chan let me explain!]

[Grade A Bottom: …I don't know if you can.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Same.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: I believe in you Rias…]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: They were going to die so I reincarnated them into Devils and that binds them to me magically. I had no choice if I wanted to save their lives!]

[Overdramatic Fool: See you get me Rias-san.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: NOOOOOOO I DON'T! ]

[Grade A Bottom: Why is magic always so bad!?]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: It's not even bad to them but to other people!]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: …I'm not sure if your explanation makes things better Rias.]

[Overdramatic Fool: Hey magic is great Argo. I'm going to use magic to fix you up even if I have to hypnotize an entire hospital to get that done!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: See I should thank you but you gotta see the badness there.]

[NTR Victim: You're still going to accept it because it's helpful to you right?]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: …..yes.]

[Grade A Bottom: Judgment.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Give me a break I have been trapped in a bed for weeks! This has been driving me crazy T-T]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Magic is not all that bad. This is just a poor example…]

[NTR Victim: Sure keep telling yourself that Rias.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I hate that you are only calling me by my name because you think I own slaves.]

[NTR Victim: Do you not? Come on I'm sure Prince can pull some magical bullshit that will tell me if you are lying. Come on tell me with a straight face that you don't own slaves!]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: …They are not slaves.]

[Overdramatic Fool: You're not going to win that argument Rias-san.]

[Grade A Bottom: More Judgment.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Noooooo Izumi-chan! I'm not bad I promise!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: She is a devil so I should have expected this.]

[NTR Victim: Your fucking right. You want to hang out some time Rias?]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Stop bonding with me because of bad things!!!]

[Grade A Bottom: Am I the only normal person here?]

[Overdramatic Fool: Normal is overrated.]

[NTR Victim: Normal gets you mugged and thrown in a ditch.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: ….I would not consider myself normal even if I wanted to be treated like someone who was.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: We can still be friends Izumi-chan !!!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Notice how she did not say she was normal. It's just you and me in the normal camp Izumi-san.]

[Grade A Bottom: You're friends with Ashley-san so you don't count either.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Low blow Izumi-san]

[NTR Victim: Suck it bitch, the moment you met me you were doomed!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: All I can say is she grows on you…]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: I don't know if that's a good thing either.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Don't give up on me Izumi-chan! We have anime on our side!]

[Grade A Bottom: You are my brethren.]

[Overdramatic Fool: I like anime too.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Noooooo, don't butt in I'm trying to win Izumi-chan back.]

[Grade A Bottom: The great evil is also my brethren!?!?! I FORGOT NOOOOOOOO!]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Nooooo I was so close!]

[Overdramatic Fool: ….I get it but the great evil really?]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: You do deserve it Prince. The things you are capable off is too harmful.]

[Overdramatic Fool: ….Hurtful. Hey Rias you good for me to travel to your world. I want to start practicing soon.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Okay but you also have to help me regain Izumi-chans friendship!]

[Overdramatic Fool: How the hell am I supposed to do that!? He does not even like me.]

[NTR Victim: Figure it out Prince, Woman are just unreasonable like that.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I don't know if that is support???]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Eh, with Ashley it's a coin toss.]

That went on longer than I expected. I still got my permission. Even if the process to get there was rather odd. I opened up the Chat interface to travel to another world and selected Rias' world as the target.

Before I could hit the button a voice interrupted my thoughts.

"Sev!" A familiar urgent voice shouted out my name. Even if I did not recognize the voice there was only one person who called me that. I looked up at Lily who was running urgently to me, the desperate look on her face clear for all to see. 

I guess I spent more time by the Great Lake than I expected. It was rather odd that it was Lily of all people that spotted me. Narcissa already knew I spent time in this area so if she caught me here It would fit but not Lily. Hell, I put Dumbledore above Lily on the list of people who could find me here.

She was still in poor condition but it was not as bad as it was before. The damage that she was accumulating was no longer as prevalent. The black eye that was on her face was gone and faded. I guess me letting go of her had Fortuna laying off of her. Good for her I guess.

I gave her a bland smile before I hit the button. The desperate look on her face was of no concern to me. She may feel like this is the last shot for her to change things even if she no longer remembers the truth behind our separation. All she knew was that she was going to tell a secret of mine to Potter of all people.

She was smart enough to realize I tore that memory from her but the words and feelings that brewed in that scene were still left to her. So she was still feeling down about what happened between us.

She was just going to have to deal with that for now. I may have let go of the bitter hateful things burning in my chest but I did not want to talk to her again. I was better off simply doing what I wished and ignoring her for the most part.

As the world around me faded I could see her as the expression on her face fell further. She gave me one last desperate look before the world finally finished shifting.

I was greeted with the sight of a completely different redhead. Lily was beautiful there was no doubt about that but Rias was in a completely different league. Her hair was a bright crimson that seemed to shine in a way that was beyond human. Her beauty could only be described as something supernatural.

There was another feature of hers that was rather eye-catching even if I shifted my gaze quickly away from it. Her breasts really were out of this world. The size was crazy and how they stood seemingly defying gravity was insane. I could see why Issei rated her boobs as the very best. Ecchi animes really defy common sense.

The room around us looked like a bedroom. It was filled with shelves filled with what I could only assume was manga. She had a ton of cabinets that stored various figurines that she collected. The room was really large but the various merchandise took up a large amount of space. Rias was sitting on a very large bed.

Rias wore a pout on her face as she looked sadly at nothing. I could assume she was still looking at the chat interface. I thought the chat group was poking fun at each other for the most part but Rias was clearly a little hurt about Izumi's reaction. I was sure he was joking around for the most part as Izumi and Rias seemed to have a good relationship.

"Well, I would say it's nice to see you Rias-san but you seem a bit distracted," I spoke out softly knocking the girl in front of me from the mood she stuck herself in. She looked away from the chat interface with a startled look on her face. 

I was not sure why she was so shocked. I did ask if I could pop over. The startled look faded from her face as she took me in, there was a certain amount of appreciation in her eyes but not the glazed look that I was used to seeing from people enchanted with my features.

I suppose she was used to supernatural beautiful people which made sense. She grew up in a world where looks like her own was to be expected. Something about the magic that ran through their veins made them as beautiful as they could be.

The devil was meant to be tempting after all. It would not befit their status if they could not drive a mortal mad with the sight of their bodies.

She stood from her bed with a friendly bright smile on her face. She may have joked around for the most part but she was clearly excited to meet someone from the Chat Group. I also told her I was planning on screwing with Riser even more with my potions.

"You must be Prince, right? I'm Rias Gremory, welcome to my world!" She announced grandly with excited gestures that did certain things with her chest. 

"That was the greeting I expected to see from the great Rias-san, Severus Prince at your service." I gave a small bow as expected from high society. Some things were just ingrained in my bones and this was one of them.

Seeing the gesture a strange look passed on her face but she regained her bright smile in an instant. Then a pout emerged on her face as she took in something from my greeting.

"How come my Username is so bad but yours was just a play on your last name." She whined out with that pout remaining on her face. 

" Well, my first Username was not exactly a ringing endorsement Rias-san. Still, I will admit it was better than yours. I guess I was just luckier." I spoke out with a light smile on my face. The first Username I had was not something that really bothered me. It was an accurate assessment of the person I was even if it was mocking. 

Rias' username was not the same. Then again the person that she was before she met the Chat Group could only be described in certain ways. If I had to give weight to her traits her breasts were probably the winning one out of the bunch. Not because it was just that outrageous but because the world in which she lived put more weight behind her tits.

Ecchi anime really is a different breed.

"It's still not fair." She spoke out moodily as the pout lightened from her face. She was still bothered about it even if she found my reason to be reasonable.

"Life rarely is, I think you and I know that to be true," I spoke out softly striking right where it mattered. She took in my words for a moment with her eyes looking over at me. The bright friendly aura she was trying to put off dimmed slightly as thoughts ran through her head.

Rias was many things but no one could say she did not know about the fucked up things that happen in the world. Her life was dictated by an arranged marriage she wanted no part in. She knew a boy who was abused to the point that he was afraid of the very world around him. Her best friend had her mother killed because she fell in love with the wrong man. A girl that she treated as a sister had her entire species executed because her sister murdered their master. A friend of hers was bound in hatred as all of his friends were murdered in front of him in some misguided project. 

Those are the people she held near and dear. I was sure she knew more about this fucked up world than she showed. She had to with the fucked up scenarios she bore witness to.

"It's really not." She let out lightly with a sad soft smile on her face. Her eyes no longer looking at me but through me. As if she was looking at a scene far away from us.

Her eyes then regained clarity as she looked over at me with a glint rising in her eyes.

"So how are you planning on helping me win back Izumi-chan." She spoke out with that bright smile returning on her face. I gave her a long look in return, that smile might have some sincerity behind it but it was still fake for the most part. Behind all the jokes and curiosity was someone who was on the brink.

She has been recovering but there was a brittleness in her eyes that I was far too familiar with.

"I'm not sure if any of my advice would be helpful, my own advances at mending bridges with Izumi-san have not been going well." I let out lightly with a teasing smile on my face. She may be hiding behind that friendly smile but I was fine with that. She had her reasons for doing so and I had reasons for holding back parts of myself.

Everyone had their secrets and I was not going to pry them out of someone who did not want to talk about them. If our relationship grew then we would reach the point where she told me these things herself. If we never reached that point then no big deal. I did not need everyone in the world to bear their hearts to me.

The bright smile on her face faltered for a moment before an exaggerated depressed look replaced it. I swear I could faintly see a rain cloud appearing above her.

"Then how am I supposed to fix this?" She questioned with that pout returning to her face. I contemplated the scenario, there might be some cracks between them because Izumi was just that naive but it should not be a major thing. Then again their friendship was rather raw and untested, there was not any real connection between them just a shared interest in anime.

"With sincerity, Izumi-san is not as used to the darker aspects of the world Rias-san but I'm sure with your sincere efforts you will close the distance again," I spoke out seriously this time. If this was really bothering her there was no point in joking around. 

Izumi might not be prepared to face the real world but he was going to have to eventually. The Chat Group had missions and he was eventually going to be dragged into them. He was going to have to face worlds for what they were instead of hiding behind a screen watching things pass. When that happens he will be ecstatic to have someone to stand by him as the world crumbles around him.

Rias took in my words and shot me an appreciative smile that felt so much more real to me. 

"So do you got a place where I can shoot a gun that might blow up the planet?" I questioned with a teasing smile on my face. The look on Rias' face fell as she took in my words again it was exaggerated for comedic purposes so I knew she was not taking my words negatively.

Rias looked up with another pout on her face as she addressed what I just said. The exaggerated disappointment faded as if it were an illusion.

" I try to open up about my problems and all you want to talk about is blowing up the planet." She said lightly with the same pout on her face. The light tone and the smile in her eyes told me that she was not that concerned about my words. Which was good as they were not meant to be serious even if I did want to blow up shit.

"That's just how boys are Rias-san we are rather simple minded and explosions are cool," I spoke out with a light smile on my face. If someone denied that blowing shit up was not exhilarating they would be lying. There was another thing that men loved thinking about but I was sure that Rias would not enjoy me thinking about her in that context.

My smile tightened a little bit at that thought. I was deliberately trying not to think of her as the sexually tempting creature she was. It was a rather difficult task. Sure, I was in a relationship so I should not be thinking those things but that was a doomed endeavor.

Rias was stunning, there was just no arguing with that. Even if I found Ashley to be just as charming it did not take away from Rias' charm. Even if I really did not want to think about her that way. It was just difficult and her having red hair is not exactly helping me here. I may no longer want to pursue Lily but she did define how I saw beauty as I said before.

" Hey, I take offense at your assumption that I don't like explosions because of my gender. " Rias let out with a small huff as she looked over at me with a teasing smile. 

"Many can enjoy explosions Rias-san but the simple minded joy of watching things go boom is different for a man." I chided her with a teasing smile on my face. She rolled her eyes at me and gave me another pout.

"What ever." She huffed out again and once more looked over at me. 

"So are you sure your Longinus can blow up the planet?" She asked seriously this time. The teasing glint in her eyes was gone as she said her question. I suppose that is a valid question to ask, she has never heard of Star Buster Star Blaster before.

"Don't get me wrong. It is a Longinus and a high-tier one as well but blowing up a planet is a bit much. Usually, a Longinus would only give you the potential to kill a god, not the actual ability to get the job done." She added hastily as she did not want to be misunderstood. 

"I was joking around for the most part. From what I have read from the Gacha Star Buster Star Blaster can only blow up a couple of islands at the moment." I spoke out lightly to show I took no offense as she was right. I have been using my Sacred Gear as a threat in my mind but it was not planet busting. Sure, I could definitely take out England if I wanted to but it would take a couple of blasts, not a single one.

"That fits in better with what I know about Longnius. I was worried that a new Longnius was different and was fearing what would happen when the real one showed up here." She spoke out slowly as she shuddered at the last bit. Again the shaking did interesting things to her body but I looked away quickly. 

I looked back at her after calming down but Rias had another glint in her eyes as she looked at me. I could only give her an embarrassed look as she clearly caught me looking. Since she was not flipping out I assume she was used to getting looks like the one I just gave her. 

"If it's just blowing up a couple of Islands I can get you a place to practice. Which is good if you were capable of blowing up the planet we would have to get my brother involved to get you a practice area." Rias spoke out glossing over the little situation that just went on between us. I could only thank her for it in my mind as I did not want to bring it up.

"That's good, I'm happy that I can finally use this thing after so long." I spoke out slowly. I had received the Sacred Gear well before my mission with Ashley. Well over two years and I have only used it to cut some annoying obstacles. Now I was finally able to cut loose with the Sacred Gear.

"Well I'm glad I could be helpful," Rias spoke out with another smile gracing her face. She was being a little more genuine there. She was actually happy that she could be of some use. I shot her a confused look, Rias and I had an okay relationship but it was not exactly the best. Sure, it was better now that I was fucking with Riser for her but it was still in the rocky stage. So to have her happy about simply helping me was rather odd in my opinion.

I suppose it had less to do with me and more to do with her. She was just happy to be of use to some one. That was a pretty weird attitude from the heiress to a powerful demonic family. Then again knowing what I knew about her it did make a small amount of sense. She was so used to not being able to help the closest people to her that being helpful to a 'friend' brought up her mood.

"The help is appreciated Rias-san." I spoke out seriously. If she wanted to be useful to others then I would make sure the effort was appreciated. She just looked at me with the same smile on her face but it seemed just a tad wider.

"Well, it's not that big of a deal. I'm sure someone as powerful as you could figure out how to practice with your Longnius." She spoke out lightly downplaying her own achievement. Sure, she was not doing me a massive favor but she was still being helpful to me. So I did not enjoy her putting down her own efforts here.

"It does not matter how small the favor is Rias-san. You reached out your hand when I asked for help and that is the thing that really matters to me. So when I say I appreciate the help I really mean that Rias-san." Again I spoke out seriously as I tried to hammer in every single word. I needed her to understand what I was trying to convey here. The widening of her eyes as she matched my serious gaze was telling me that I got my point across.

For the longest time, I was used to everyone ignoring my plights and letting me drown. So when someone reached out their hands to me to lend a helping hand I truly appreciated the effort. Sure, I was no longer drowning but I still appreciated the thought behind her sincere help.

Once I managed to hammer in my point a small silence settled between us. It was not exactly awkward but it was heavy in a different way. As the seconds passed by I considered taking back some of my words. I may have meant every word that I said but the heavy atmosphere here was bugging me. Which was strange as I usually did not mind silence as it gave me time to contemplate and think.

"Thanks Prince-san," Rias spoke out softly breaking the heavy mood between us. I let out a relieved breath as everything was going back to a mood I could deal with. Rias was watching me with another glint rising in her eyes but it faded quickly enough that I did not get a read on it.

"So where are my souvenirs?" Rias questioned with a teasing smile on her face. I shot her a confused look as the question came out of nowhere. Was I supposed to bring stuff? Was traveling to your friend's dimension like a house warming event?

Seeing my confused look another pout emerged on her face as she looked over at me seriously.

"When you bullied your way into going on the mission you promised to bring me souvenirs." She let out slowly trying to jog my memory. Hearing her words I did recall what she was talking about,

Right before I left for the mission Rias said she wanted pictures, souvenirs, and dibs on the next mission. She was not exactly happy being excluded from the mission. It was such a small thing that she never brought up so I assumed that she forgot like I did.

"Technically I never agreed to that," I spoke out with a small grin on my face as I looked at her. Her request was so last minute that I did not have a chance to accept or deny it. So she had no grounds to stand on here even if I was fine with the request in concept.

Taking pictures and collecting some fancy trinkets for the rest of the Chat Group was not something I would object to. Sadly for her, we were trapped in a virtual world so I had not collected any trinkets or pictures. 

"That's no fair Prince-san. I gave up on traveling to a potential anime world so you and Ashley could be lovie dovy with each other. The least you could do is give me some souvenirs." Rias whined out as she gave me an exaggerated sad look. I winced as I really had no problem with fulfilling this request but I had nothing to give.

"Alright I get it but I got nothing to give you," I spoke out with a sorry look on my face. I wished that I did have something to give to her but I did not.

She looked rather disappointed and this time it was entirely real so I added something else quickly.

"When Ashley and I traveled to that world we were trapped in a game the entire time. Our actual bodies were some place else so we never had the chance to collect anything." I explained quickly as I did not want to disappoint her for no reason. 

She looked over at me as she absorbed my words. The disappointed look slowly faded as she got the full context of my visit to SAO. I felt a small amount of guilt as there was still a small amount of disappointment on her face even with said context.

It was worse as I genuinely forgot about her request in the first place. So even if we went to a world that was not like SAO I would have still disappointed this girl. That rubbed me the wrong way but there was not much I could do about that now. The past was the past and I did not have the ability to travel back to it. For now, that is.

Well, there is something I could do now. It may not have the same meaning as an actual souvenir but it was something.

[User: Overdramtic Fool has rolled the Gacha and has received Ragout Rabbit B-Tier]

A plumb rabbit appeared before us. Its fur is a glossy white that puts other rabbits to shame. It had red eyes that were darting back and forth quickly as it took in its surroundings.

I recognized this little fucker. In SAO I was maxed level for a rather long time and I specked into speed. Still, even with all of those advantages this fucker still out classed me in speed and that pissed me off.

The only good thing about these chumps was the delicious meat that they dropped. I killed more than one of these guys as retribution for being faster than me but once I tasted the meat I had to keep hunting them down. I could only thank Fortuna for allowing me to eat so many of them.

The plump rabbit tried to escape from the area as soon as he got a read on the room. I was used to their behaviour so I was prepared. They may have been faster than me in the game but in the real world I was a monster so I acted faster than the dumb rabbit. Rias shot me a startled look as I moved quickly and caught the rabbit before it could bounce and make a nuisance of itself.

A small amount of drool escaped my mouth as I held the twitching Rabbit. The taste may have been fake but I remember it all the same. I wanted to slaughter the rabbit and eat it but this was not meant for me. I rolled the Gacha because I felt slightly guilty and taking this prize would rub me the wrong way.

So with reluctance, I presented Rias the Rabbit in my hands. Seeing that it was caught the Rabbit had a despairing look on its face that would put Oscar winners out of a job.

She gave me a confused look as the whole situation happened rather quickly.

"I did not bring you a souvenir so I rolled the Gacha to make it up to you. This is a Ragout Rabbit and it came from the world Ashley and I went to. The meat from this Rabbit is probably the best thing I have ever tasted." I explained with the drool coming out of my mouth again. I really wished I could be the one eating this guy but that was not in the cards at the moment. 

I suppose I would just have to roll the Gacha later. Now that I knew I could roll him in the Gacha I was sure to get him again.

Rias took the despairing rabbit from my hands and started to pet the rabbit who was still freaking out in her arms. She was trying to calm down the fat rabbit and it looked like she was succeeding for the most part.

"Ragout Rabbits are pretty frail so you should be able to snap his neck rather easily," I explained to Rias as she continued to pet the Rabbit that was back to freaking out at my words. She shot me a glare as I finished talking.

"You want me to kill this adorable thing!?" She whisper shouted as she did not want to startle the rabbit in her arms. I froze for a second at her indignant questioning. To me, those guys were meals that happened to run pretty fast. To her, that rabbit was a scared creature that was pulled from another world. So I may not have read this situation all too well.

"He really is delicious though." I let out quietly as he was a meal that I would never forget. So to keep him a pet was such a waste. I did not mean to say anything as I got her position but it just came out. Even if it was quiet she still heard me so she shot me another glare.

"No eating Mochi-chan!" This time she did shout out. The sudden loud noise did not even startle the relaxing Rabbit. It seemed to have gotten a read on the situation and it rested contently in Rias' arms. I could even swear the Rabbit gave me a smug look as if taunting me with its continued existence. That had to be the hunger talking as there was no way that was possible.

"Alright, I get it. No eating fatso, I was just so used to eating Ragout Rabbits that I did not consider keeping the guy as a pet." I let out sourly as I really wanted to eat the rabbit who still looked like he was shooting me a smug look. Rias did give me a glare at calling the rabbit fat but it really was so she could not argue with me about that.

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Holy shit he got a Ragout Rabbit!]

[NTR Victim: You better come back with that Rabbit right now Prince! I don't care what you are plotting over there I'm going to cook the shit out of that Rabbit!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Waaaaaait! Relax for a moment Ashley-chan. You can wait on cooking the Rabbit till your best friend has enough points to come for dinner right?]

[NTR Victim: Sorry Argo you are shit out of luck, I'm gonna cook that rabbit today!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Wait, wait, wait! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity Ashely-chan! You can't do me like this! What happened to our friendship!?]

[NTR Victim: I get it Argo. I really do but I need that Rabbit and I need it today!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: Should I ask what this is about?]

[Grade A Bottom: Probably not.]

I looked over at the sudden barrage of messages but that was to be expected. Three of our members knew how the Rabbit tasted and it was something unforgettable. I looked over at Rias who was clutching the rabbit tighter while giving an empty space a sour look. She apparently noticed the messages as well.

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: No one is eating Mochi-chan!]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: That brings up even more questions.]

[Grade A Bottom: Kind of curious about that as well.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Mochi-chan? ….Are you talking about the Ragout Rabbit?!]

[NTR Victim: Wait what!?!?! That Rabbit is mine!]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I am, and no one is going to be eating Mochi-chan!]

[NTR Victim: Prince!?!?!?!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Ha! Suffer as I have. Have the delicacy of the gods hung before you and have it yanked away! It is what you deserve for harming your best friend so badly!]

[Overdramatic Fool: I know this is going to be disappointing Ashely but I did give Rias-san the Ragout Rabbit. It is to make up for her not coming on the mission.]

[NTR Victim: ARHHHHHHH! You listen to me Rias, you will send me that rabbit or there will be consequences. I don't know what consequences will happen but they will come!]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Mochi-chan is sticking with me! No one will eat them on my watch!]

[NTR Victim: You wench! You will pay for this and the price will be paid in blood!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: You know Prince is equally responsible for this Ashley-chan.]

[Overdramatic Fool: Thanks Argo-san really feeling the two years of friendship here.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Meh, you took away the rabbit from me as well.]

[NTR Victim: I can't exactly stab him! I need him for cuddles and other stuff. So I can only target Magic Tits!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Other stuff? Real subtle there Ashely-chan.]

[NTR Victim: Shut it!]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: GAH! She went back to calling me that name! ]

[NTR Victim: That's right Magic Tits. And I will keep calling you that unless you give me the rabbit!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Low blow Ashley-chan but understandable. I too would blackmail someone for a Ragout Rabbit.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: So everyone is just going to ignore us Izumi?]

[Grade A Bottom: They seem rather invested in this Rabbit.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: GAH! If that is the price I have to pay to have Mochi-chan continue living then that is what I am going to do!]

[NTR Victim: There will be a reckoning for this Magic Tits! I don't know when but it will happen!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: I would hide Rias-san, those are not idle threats. With a Ragout Rabbit on the line there is no telling what she will do.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I'm not scared! I will lay my life on the line for Mochi-chan!]

[Grade A Bottom: This rabbit must be really important to you Rias-san. I hope you will survive whatever Ashley-san is cooking up.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: I don't understand how you got so attached to this rabbit Rias but I wish you the best of luck at defending them.]

[Overdramatic Fool: …..is it too late to mention I could just roll for another rabbit?]

[Grade A Bottom:.....]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel:.....]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin:.....]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld:.....]

[NTR Victim: I forgot that it came from the Gacha, in which case come back and bring me a rabbit already!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: I feel like you are taking the Gacha too lightly Prince. Gacha has led to many families breaking down from obsessed people. Don't let the rush get to you Prince! Gacha is evil and you should not rely on the poor odds!]

[NTR Victim: You shut your mouth Argo! The Gacha is great and it brings great things like MY FUCKING RABBIT!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Don't fall to the lies from the Gacha Ashley-chan! They tempt you with prizes like exclusive five star Christmas Mona but they don't really mean it Ashley-chan! All they care about is your money!]

[Grade A Bottom: The Gacha is the source of all evil! It makes sense that Prince-san uses it so often.]

[Overdramatic Fool:..... Hurtful. I think you are underestimating my Luck Argo. Did you forget all the dumbshit my Luck brought us in SAO?]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin:....You are pretty lucky.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Even I am not as lucky as he is and luck is a part of the Gremory clan trait.]

[NTR Victim: My man is the best I get it already. Now come back Prince! We are going to be eating good tonight!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Hey don't be counting your Ragout Rabbits just yet. Just because he has stupid luck does not mean he will get a second rabbit.]

[NTR Victim: You know nothing about his bullshit Argo. Did I ever tell you how he found you on the first day. He was looking for an information broker and he just randomly walked around until he found you. That is how lucky my man is.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin:.....That makes no sense!]

[NTR Victim: But it happened. Accept the truth Argo and remain salty for you shall have no Ragout Rabbit.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: I thought his thing was bad luck? So he can inflict bad luck on others while he is the luckiest person alive? 

[Grade A Bottom: Prince-san is scary and he shall remain scary.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: It is a rather powerful combination.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Wait! Ashley-chan I'm so close to getting enough points to come over. Help your poor sickly friend and save her a spot at the dinner table. This is Ragout Rabbit Ashley! You can't do this to me, I will have nightmares about this for YEARS! If you keep me out of this T-T.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Is Mochi-chan really that delicious ?]

[Overdramatic Fool: He really is….]

[NTR Victim: Eat your friend Magic tits. It will be the best meal you have ever had!]

With that last message, Rias looked away from her Chat interface and faced me again. 

"I'm not eating Mochi-chan!" She announced loudly as she held onto the rabbit. I rolled my eyes at her display as I was not the one advocating for her to eat the rabbit. I accepted what was going on here and moved on.

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Missed the schedule for a while so you get another chapter as an apology.