Dying

Your average sociopath was living through another draconian lockdown in 2021.

Damn when will this crap ever end.

I wish this daddy was rich then he wouldn't have to travel anywhere.

He had been working on his online business and was starting to make progress selling toilet paper and fragrant masks initially as a joke but turns out his brand was more catchy than he thought with the logo of a monkey-faced Faucci dressed in saintly robes arms spread to the heavens mocking the cultists of his era.

He was walking down the street and heard a screeching sound down the road.

Oh, crap is that a truck!?

He started to run, but it was too late.

BAM!

His body flew several meters into the air rag doll blood flowing like Christmas rain for all the poor sods standing on the sidewalk.

Losing consciousness his last thoughts were

'At least I don't have to wear a diaper over my face anymore.'

And all went black.

Witnesses at the scene report a dark brown-haired man with light brown skin bent in unseemly angles bleeding from seemingly every orifice.

A whisper could be heard carried by the wind.

"Ordo Ab Chao"