Guns N' Roses part 1.

A tanker truck with a skull symbol behind it stopped in front of the infamous Roses Night Club.

A young boy about 6 feet in height came out of the truck and made his way to the Night Club. There weren't any guards at the entrance as the Night Club was closed today but, breaking in is an option you know.

Alex casually opened the door and entered like he was entering his own house and he didn't forget to close it behind him.

"Welcome~ Mister Alex Joker!" The seductive voice of a woman in her 20s, with blond hair, and a sexy figure that could make any straight man drool.

(Astolfo fans/simps: Pathetic!)

"What service~ may I provide you with?" She said in her seductive tone which would be quite seductive if it weren't for the 20 men armed with shotguns in their hands standing behind her.

"Sorry, but I swing the other way," Alex said with a straight face.

"Oh my! I didn't know you were... creative~"

"So can I get the card as compensation for not getting my services?"

"Oh! I think you misunderstood dear customer, we didn't say we couldn't provide you with your desired services now, did we?" She looked to the side from where the sounds of moaning came, moaning of... men.

"Jimmy! We have a customer for you!" A moment later a man 6 feet 10 inches tall with a body that screamed Macho and Muscle came out, buck naked.

"... Hory Shet!" Alex looked down to find the monster.

'My eyes, I need to bleach them!'

"*Gulp*... Uh! I take it back... I am into hot chicks!" Alex gulped looking at the monstrosity which wasn't even fully erect, yet, somehow measured 6 inches.

"Oh! That is not possible dear customer. Um... How about this then, if you can touch me, then I will give you the card~" The woman said with a smile as she took out the card and placed it between her breasts.

"Ok, sounds easy enough." he shrugged and moved his hand forward, and stopped. Guns were pointing at him, saying that another move forward, and they would shoot.

Alex slowly backed away and proceeded to walk out of the pub.

"""Hahaha!""" The sound of laughter was clear as it resounded throughout the entire Night Club.

"Get some guts transplanted before you come again, virgin sissy~ hahaha!"

"Aye! Cutie! Want daddy to give you some guts, I promise I will teach you well~" The huge guy said as everyone burst into laughter again.

The woman had a smug face, that quickly turned into a frown as she remembered that Alex was not turned on by her body. This was a disrespect to her, the most beautiful person in the world(Self-Proclaimed).

"That little son of a BITCH!!" She slammed her fist on the table as everyone quiet down.

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Outside.

Alex took out a Honeyrose herbal cigarette from the packet in his pocket.

He put the cigarette in his mouth and left it like that, he didn't want to ignite it just yet.

He got in the truck and started the engine.

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Inside the pub.

BAM!!

Everyone was alerted by a truck ramming right through their wall, from its backside as massive amounts of water leaking from the holes created by the impact. The water smelled weird so one of the guys decided to check it out, he ducked and dipped his fingers in it before taking a sniff.

"It's Gasoline(Petrol)." The water turned out to be gasoline and everyone panicked a little.

Alex came out of the truck as everyone pointed their shotguns at him but they all refrained from shooting him as they saw him igniting his cigarette using a lighter.

"Put your gun down! Don't shoot him! Or the petrol will ignite from the sparks of his cigarette, like what happens in movies, we won't even get time to run, or even protect the miss!"

"Guns on the table." They did as Alex said, after all, they did want their miss to get hurt. Unknown to them, their miss was cursing at them.

'Stupid! Idiots! I won't die even if I did die! If this is the case, then I will have to take things into my own hands, I can't disappoint Master!'

"Hey daddy guy, a question for you what will you do if penis was in a woman's hand?"

"..."

"Well, I think it would be really funny because it is, it's really funny that your penis is in Miss. Bitch's hands right now."

They all looked at the woman's hands and found a penis with its balls still intact and dripping blood in her hands, she instinctively threw it away as it dropped on the gasoline.

The huge Macho guy felt warm in his under regions as he slowly put a hand on it.

Nothing.

Despair got to him as he passed out from blood loss.

Alex got his face right in front of the woman's face and puffed out some herbal smoke right on her face.

"I will be taking this." He show the card as he kicked the table with the guns and left.

The woman dropped to her knees and peed herself due to fear.

"Also!" Everyone turned their attention to Alex.

"For gasoline to burn it needs to evaporate and in this cold room I don't think it would!"

Disbelief.

"Even my cigarette wouldn't light it, instead the cigarette would get extinguished!"

They could believe his words.

"And even if I did get it to ignite it would take time for it to spread, enough time for you dumbasses to make a run for it!"

They fell for a trap that couldn't even be activated.

"Don't believe in movies too much donkeys and believe in E=mc^2. Good bye~"

They quickly chased after him but couldn't find him in the end.

"Call Mohammad!" The woman said in anger.

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"Now the problem is how do I smuggle a card. Because according to the words of the mission, this thing should be something illegal."

He thought for a while and got a idea. An idea which requires piercings.

<—- To be Continued.

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