494. The Zeppeli Parable ~Annalisa's Chapter~

Once there was a strange man on Earth-777 who designed a spell to be with a Succubus. Instead of doing what a Succubus does, the Succubus fell for the man and they spent their life together as a couple, until, of course, she was born. When their daughter was born by the demon, disgusted with what she had done, she abandoned the child and returned to Hell...

Miguel sips some coffee at the dinner table.

Annalisa eats some sushi in front of him. "Listen... About the Summerween Party. I wasn't getting picked up... I was just talking to some guys I used to know."

"Yeah... I'm sorry..." said Miguel. "I guess I should... learn to trust you more." Miguel smiles, but clearly, he's unhappy.

"No... Sorry... for doubting you, too... Sorry... for all the horrible things-..."

Annalisa sighs in nervousness. "Listen... I've... decided... that what I did with MABUS wasn't fair with you. Having sex with you to cover up what I did with MABUS... It was horrible... So... I've decided... to give you... an heir."

"I already have one," said Miguel.

"I mean... I want to give you... a biological... heir..."

"What are you saying...?" asked Miguel.

"I wanna have a baby with you..." said Annalisa.

"Going a bit too fast..." said Miguel.

"Right... I'm sorry... Never mind..."

The pair stays quiet for a short moment. 

"Is this your way of saying... sorry...?"

"No! No, no, no... I just... wanted... to have a baby again... Now that Gabby's practically grown-up now... I wanted-..."

The pair stays quiet again.

Miguel facepalms and sighs, chuckling. "Fine... Let's get to bed..."

Annalisa smiles softly. "Can we try your shapeshifting...?"

"Fine..." sighed Miguel. "I'll activate octopus form..."

Annalisa hugs Miguel from behind. "I love you..."

Miguel sighs and smiles. "Yeah..."

The next day...

Annalisa wakes up while hugging Miguel under the sheets. She brushes her fingers on his face. Suddenly, she feels like vomiting. She stands up, runs, and slams the door open, proceeding to open the bathroom door and-...

"BLEUGH!!!" Annalisa vomits into the toilet. "What the HELL!?!?" She grabs her belly and sees that she already has a baby bump. "Oh... my... MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!"

"Dad! Mom's calling you!" yelled Gabby.

Meanwhile...

"W-Well!?" asked Annalisa, with Miguel, and both are talking to a mirror.

"Well..." said a shadowy figure who wore a crown of thorns and had long hair and a beard. "No Avatar or Chosen One had ever had children before... So, this is a first..."

"The baby bump is growing so GODDAMNED FAST IT HURTS!!!" yelled Annalisa.

"Had anyone had any births like this before...?" asked Miguel.

Suddenly, Miguel and Annalisa open a prison cell and meet...

Wanda Maximoff...

"Finally caught after that battle with Wade..." Miguel shook his head.

Wanda sighs. "What do you want, Ibarra...?"

Later...

"So... you can use a great being's life essence to give birth to children...?" asked Miguel. "Like... your twins...?"

Miguel and Annalisa sit at a table in front of a tied-up Wanda.

"That's the thing, Miguel," said Wanda. "I used Mephistopheles' life essence to create my children... Thus, they are technically a part demon, as they are his children."

"And..." said Miguel. "The child Annalisa and I have... That means they're part of God... And... What does that mean...?"

"That means you carry the next Messiah..." said Wanda. "Unlike you, who only served as the Second Coming, this is the true child."

Miguel sighs. "But this child is part demon."

"What's that supposed to mean...?" asked Annalisa.

"Nothing bad... It's just that... Will the world or God accept her...?"

Annalisa bows her head. "Shit..." she grabbed her womb in pain.

"Uh...!"

"Time's up, Ibarra..." said Wanda.

Miguel opens a portal and the pair reach a hospital in Burnham of Earth-777. "YOU THERE!!!" yelled Miguel, pointing to a nurse.

"Yes, my Lord...?" asked the man.

"My partner's giving birth. Please bring her to the emergency room..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Christ...!" yelled Miguel.

Later...

Miguel facepalms and shakes in pain. "I am not ready for this..." He sat down in the waiting area, which is rather wide for a hospital.

Suddenly, several portals open, and the Crusaders, the Jazz Fusion, and the Weather Reporters along with a few Joestars enter the room.

"We came as soon as you called..." said Gabrielle.

Gabrielle, Nick, Josuke, Erina, Dipper, Mabel, and Suki are all wearing sunglasses.

"No shit," said Miguel, who proceeds to facepalm again. "If you're all gonna wear sunglasses like that while side by side, everyone will know that you're Grimms...!"

"Not if it's sunny out!" smiled Mabel.

"It's night..." said Miguel.

"SHE WAS PREGNANT!?!?" asked Erina. "WHY DID WE JUST LEARN ABOUT THIS!?!?"

"Because we conceived the child last night," said Miguel.

"Oh... one of those..." said Narcos.

"So... you are the Dad, right...?" asked Jotaro, as Shizuka elbows his arm, but Irene snickers.

"We prepared a rap for this," smiled Spongebob.

Patrick begins beatboxing.

"PUSH!!! PUSH!!! PUSH, BABY!!! PUSH!!!" yelled Spongebob. "SHRIMP IT OUT-!!!"

"No, need, soldiers," said Miguel.

Spongebob and Patrick salute him. "SIR, YES SIR!!!"

"So..." said Yurielle. "I'm hearing everything right now and I feel like puking."

Jill pats her back.

Luz pats Miguel's back. "It's gonna be okay, Miguel! I swear!"

"Yeah... right... let's see about that...!"

Everybody turns to a beautiful demon Succubus wearing fine business attire with long horns on her head looking like cat ears that wiggle around and a long tail. She is actually taller than Miguel.

Suddenly, everyone in the room, including the Crusaders, Weather Reporters, Jazz Fusion, and the Joestars all feel sexually attracted to her as hearts float out of her body, except, of course, for Miguel, who simply frowns in annoyance.

She slides her index finger around Miguel's ear down to his throat and his chin. "Hello, Miguel..." she smiled seductively.

Annoyed, Miguel grabs her hand, tightly, and pushes it away. "Hello, Grimoira..." Miguel snaps his fingers and the others escape the trance.

"What the hell...?" asked Amity. "You're-!!!"

"Ah... A Witch Demon..." she sneered, leaning toward Amity. "I thought that I smelled something disgusting around here..."

Amity backs away in fear.

"Who are you...?" asked Luz, frowning.

"I am Grimoira Mayday. I am the dear old Auntie of Verosika Mayday and this idiot's mother-in-law..." she sneered.

"Verosika...? The pop star...?" asked Patrick.

Spongebob turns to Patrick.

"I have hobbies."

"Pfft. No."

"Oof..." said Narcos, turning to Miguel.

Miguel facepalms. "Oh, SURE!!! Now that the child exists, you've come to take it for yourself!"

"I'm a hardworking Succubus, Ibarra... I wasn't expecting you to land my daughter after so, so long... Even after it took you ten whole years!"

"How's your niece...? Still being a whore...?"

"Sucking cocks and licking cats. What do you think? I'm her manager! She's a pop star, too, y'know! She doesn't just go around fucking your measly kind!"

"Actually, she does... And I suggest you get THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND FUCK SOMETHING ELSE!!! Like Darkseid or Thanos. Those two are big deals. Just stop FUCKING with me!"

"Now, I've come for my dear old Annie and my Granddaughter. I've raised Verosika and Annalisa both-..."

"No... You left Anne here on Earth and raised that slut in Hell... Call it 'bad parenting' so that I'd actually consider you as a person with actual dignity."

"Oh, Miggy! Don't be a fool! I just want the child and there will be no problems! The Succubus should be where she belongs!"

"Oh! Sure! Use her for political gain for all I care! JK!!! NO!!! I DO CARE, SUCCUBITCH!!! She's my daughter and I decide what happens to her!"

Everyone gasps.

"Sorry! Sorry, everybody! Revealed the... Revealed the gender too early!" yelled Miguel.

"How do you think the One Above All will react to this little incident of yours...?" sneered Grimoira.

Miguel frowns.

She turns to Gabrielle, Nick, Josuke, Erina, Dipper, Mabel, and Suki.

"I take it that you're Grimms... Hm! Not impressed..." she sighed.

"Ah... The cartoonishly evil mother-in-laws... The classic villain of Philippine literature known as... The Teleserye... Which isn't... literature..." said Gabrielle. "It's technically television. I'm glad that you don't have parents, Narcos!Wait... That's not what I-!"

Narcos turns around and walks away.

"Okay...! Fine! Let's do this the Filipino way!" yelled Miguel. "SUNTUKAN!!!"

"Very well..." frowned Grimoira.

"(What is he talking about...?)" asked Anne Boonchuy.

"(I believe that they're going to beat the shit out of each other...)" whispered Gabby. "Uh... Grandma Grim? Dad...? I don't think you should do this in a hospital."

Miguel opens a portal to the Edge of Everything. "Then maybe we should take this outside..." he growled.

"Gladly..." sneered Grimoira.

"No one's gonna do a suntukan tournament today..." said Annalisa, rolling in with her wheelchair. "Helloo, Mother..."

"Annalisa Zeppeli!" Grimoira smiled, going on to try and hug her daughter.

"Don't..." said Annalisa, sighing. "Please. The first time you've spoken to me in months and you've addressed me with my full name."

"I'm just here for my offspring and my offspring's offspring... My... You're looking quite..." she tickles Annalisa's chin. "...fine... today..." she sneered.

Annalisa slaps her mother's hand away. "I want you to leave, Mom."

"Excuse me...? You don't get to talk to me that way..."

"Yes, I do! Because you were never THERE... Mom!"

"Yes, I was!"

"No! You didn't train me to control what I am! My whole LIFE came crashing down because OF YOU!!! BECAUSE YOU were never there! AND I JUST STARTED DOING WHAT MY KIND DOES BEST AND FUCK MY WAY THROUGH EVERY OBSTACLE IN MY LIFE LIKE THE WHORE I AM!!! I FUCKED THE SCHOOL BULLY!!! I FUCKED MY RIVALS!!! I FUCKED THE PRINCIPAL!!! I FUCKED MY MUSIC TEACHER!!! I WAS FUCKED BY MY STEPMOTHER AND STEPBROTHER!!! I got MOLESTED by my Uncle! AND I FUCKED A VARIANT OF THE PERSON I LOVE!!! AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF WHAT I FUCKING AM!!!"

Everyone stares at the family fight.

"(Should we... go...?)" whispered Josuke.

"(Shush! This hasn't even gotten into the best part, yet!)" whispered Erina.

"Someone should write a book about this..." said Victoria.

"I agree..." nodded F.F.

"(Psst! Pass me the chips!)" whispered Gumball.

Darwin nods and gives it to him.

Sprig and King hop and get some of the chips, too.

"Jesus..." said Dipper.

"Haha!" laughed Mabel. "It's like you with Pacifica's parents!"

Dipper facepalms. "Ugh..."

"Having such a good role model like myself, what makes you think that you're the perfect mother for the child...?" sneered Grimoira. "You're a demon. You have to accept that. And you have to accept that being with the Prince of literal EVERYTHING is a fucking TABOO!!!"

"The fact that I raised Gabby pretty alright deems you the complete dumbass here!" yelled Annalisa.

"H-... Hi, Grandma!" smiled Gabby.

"Shush... Quiet, kid..." said Miguel.

"Oh, sure! Your daughter as the ninth Avatar of God! Don't make me LAUGH!!! We both know what will happen to her!" yelled Grimoira.

"I DON'T CARE!!! I am done with having to suffer being myself because I have someone that actually gives a SHIT about me! Now, get your Milf ass OUT OF MY EARTH... Out of MY LIFE... AND OUT OF THIS FAMILY!!! And if not, I'LL KILL YOU!!!" growled Annalisa, woging into her Succubus form.

Jill, in fear, woges into a Huntha Lami Muuaji.

Gabrielle and Josuke woge into Aswangs and tick their wings.

Narcos woges into a Rock Human.

Monroe and Mercuria woge into Blutbaden.

Victoria woges into a Nekomata.

Shizuka Kujo turns invisible and activates her Stand out of fear.

Jotaro and Irene activate Star Platinum and Stone Free respectively.

Grimoira frowns. "Too bad... Aurora Morningstar would've been very pleased about the child's existence... She won't be happy about this... decision of yours..."

"The royal families only ever cared because of a lowly Succubus such as myself landed the Seventh Avatar!? What pisses me off is that that's the only reason why people care about us... The moment we make it big... That's when they care... That's fucking horrible... You have no idea how both of my peoples rebuked who I am..." Annalisa turns to Miguel. "And this one is the only person who does get what that feels like."

Miguel smiles, softly.

"Belos and Aurora will be very... displeased..."

"So... they sent you here..." said Annalisa, frowning.

Luz's eyes widen. "'Belos...?'"

Nick squints his eyes. "You guys have something to do with the Black Claw...?"

She frowns. "That doesn't matter..." she sneers. "I'll just leave it to your imaginations! Goodbye, Ibarra Family."

She opens a portal and walks into it. The portal closes.

"Now, what...?" asked Sasha. 

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" yelled Hopediah. "DEMONS ARE REAL AND THEY'LL EAT US ALL!!!"

Polly takes out her tasers. "Don't worry... We have enough tasers for this."

Everyone starts talking to each other and murmuring in fear.

"Everyone calm down!" yelled Luz. "Aurora, right...? I know someone who knows... that person... Maybe she could help... Everyone else should go home after this. The Weather Reporters will handle it..."

"Who...?" asked Dipper.

"Her name is Eda Clawthorne," said Luz. "She's an old friend. You met her, actually... when you recruited me."

"So!" smiled Gabby. "When can I see my baby sister...?"

The entire group sees the small baby in a purple blanket, hugging a pillow.

"She's adorable!" smiled Patrick. "We could harvest her parts!Haha! Just kidding!"

"Patrick. You truly disturb me," said Spongebob. "Down to the core."

"I dunno... Pretty ugly..." said Gumball.

Miguel punches him in the shoulder.

"I WAS KIDDING!!!" yelled Gumball.

"What'd you name her...?" asked Gabrielle.

"Rafaella Maria Ibarra," said Anne.

Miguel smiles softly. "Yeah... Rafaella..."

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