Mei terumi the hellcat

the night of the party all the girls of the village and the men and women of the other two villages had gathered.

the village boys of the kumo and kiri glared daggers at ian.

it wasn't just because his engagement to the leader and daughter of the leader who were total tens but it was the fact that the other girls from around the village had gathered around him.

'why do i get the feeling i'm going to need a doctor.' ian thought

'now i know how tsukune and raku feel.'

{referencing harem manga tsukune Aono from Rosario vampire raku Ichijo from Nise koi because they got the babes their entire school wants them dead while it was not really either of their faults.}

"hey listen up this is my and Samui's betrothment ceremony if you don't like it get over it." shoutedd mei.

"but lady fifth he's surrounded by girls already don't you think he's being unfaithful." one kiri nin complained.

"grr what did you say!" shouted the fifth mizukage.

every girl agreed with her and the guy got kicked out of the village so did fourteen other guys the total of each village was seven kiri and eight kumo were banished from the party.

as they ate and drank well the older people drank sake while the others drank amazake. (it's like the sugar wine from new years you know like welches basically it's a soft wine.)

ian was feeling a little claustrophobic so he excused himself.

ian actually hadn't eaten or drank anything so he decided to go to ichiraku ramen.

"therz that hic kid." said a drunken boy he noticed it was the first guy that mei kicked out and the other fourteen were with him albeit more sober than the wasted scrub.

"can i help you gentlemen." ian said refraining from insulting their pride.

"oh yeah you can help us alright you can go ahead and die." they all said.

"sorry but thats not going to happen i already did that once." ian said.

"grr obnoxious little punk." they said pulling their swords.

"sigh i really just wanted some ramen." ian said as he summoned forth his schwert gewher.

they rushed ian.

"gao suiryuu kenjutsu: dai ryuu uzumaki." {wild water dragon sword skill great dragon whirlpool, yeah you didn't know naruto's last name meant whirpool did ya.)

ian span around with his sword whiping around like a spiral creating a vortex of water chakra release.

"crap!" shouted each attacker as their swords were cut clean in half by the energy blade of the anti ship laser sword.

"ian we can help you." said the voices of his summons you can call upon our avatars in the forms of shadow clones.

ian did so summoning six warriors color coded in this order red blue black yellow pink and white.

each warrior was dressed in a ninja dougi with a symbol each in the same order an ape a wolf a toad a bear a crane and a falcon.

"oh you better run!" ian warned them.

the six ninja's attacked the enemies with their ninpo the red ninja did a flying air kick like liu kang from mortal kombat knocking three out.

the blue ninja teleported behind three and took them down with a rope technique.

the black ninja cast a genjutsu making three enemies seem two inches tall.

the yellow ninja threw two down with what seemed to be ancient jujutsu.

the pink ninja beat two within an inch of their lives the white ninja took out one with his explosive technique.

leaving only the drunken man to ian.

"h-h-h- have mercy!" he squeaked.

"sorry all out of mercy." Ian said as he popped his knuckles.

what fallowed was the most graphic display of violence that any man had lived through.

Ian finally got to the ramen shop when hiashi Hyūga came in and smiled.

"let me guess they didn't stand neither did they have the right." he teased.

if Ian didn't have a mouth full of ramen he would've made a witty retort like i kicked there candy asses from here to kingdom come.

"Ian Kun why'd you leave *hic*" said Mei who was clearly drunk and pressing her bust into Ian's back.

"Ian I'm staying with you and *hic* tsunade chan~!" said the fifth mizukage.

"*sigh* check please?" ian asked.

after paying the bill for thirty bowls of ramen Ian took Mei via piggy back to the senju clan household and lay her down in the guest bed witch he currently used before laying on the couch.

this was at nine but by midnight ian had to pee only to be surprised by finding mei asleep with his head burried in her bust.

"mei i need to use the restroom." he said politely.

"okay she said letting him go ian decided it was to late to play bed tag so he decided to just sleep with mei.

(the next morning)

"hey kiddo can't you wait till we're married." she said a little harshly.

"YOU," went to bed in my room and "I" went to bed on the couch when "I" woak up YOU were cuddling me." Ian said putting emphasis on each you and each I.

"oh well I'm sorry." she said acting cute.

"apology accepted." Ian said.

"well you two seem to be getting along." said shizune.

"well i got a tournement to win so latter." ian said.

"oh that boy he's so shy he really needs to open up a little." said tsunade.