Mil-tan Snake

[a/n: Drop some power stones. ≧◉◡◉≦ ]

"Why are you here, human?" The snakes asked Akihiko.

Akihiko just replied leisurely, "Summoning Contract."

"Damn humans, why do you think we will give you the summoning contract?" The snake hissed at Akihiko.

"Hmm, that's a nice question. Well, it's because I said so." Akihiko answered as he smiled, full of confidence.

"Stupid humans, always full of wrath, lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, envy, and pride. It will one day be the cause of the destruction of the human race." One of the snakes spitted out his poisonous spit.

"So, are you guys giving the summoning contract or not?" Akihiko asked as he picked his ears.

"No."

"I see. I just have to beat some sense into you then." Akihiko said as he just took out his katana.

'I will just use my kenjutsu and physical strength. I can just leave 2 snakes, one female, and male, so that they don't extinct.' Akihiko thought as he pulled out a katana which was black in colour. The handle, blade and sheath were all black with a red zig-zag line running across the blade.

"Come on, I'll give you guys a ten attacks headstart." Akihiko said as he stood still in his place with his katana unsheathed.

"Brothers, let's kill this human. He can be used as an offering to the Great Snake Sage." One of the snakes suggested as all the other snakes agreed.

All of the snakes just launched themselves full speed at Akihiko as they tried to crush him with their tails, squeeze him to death and even bite or poison him. However, Akihiko just hopped up when the tails hit and dodged the attacks a few centimeters away easily. After ten attacks finished, Akihiko had a bored look on his face.

"Come on man, I didn't even defend. Let me give you a ten moves advantage – again. But I will start attacking after this." Akihiko said as the snakes attacked him again.

Just like last time, Akihiko just dodged them all easily as he thought in his mind.

'Using natural energy to enhance the body is overpowered. My raw full strength might be able to topple a small mountain now. My speed should be around Mach 20

10 moves finished quickly as Akihiko just closed his eyes.

"It's time."

Akihiko dashed around extremely fast with just his raw speed without any chakra. He slashed down the snakes and the cuts were extremely fast and sharp. The snakes had deep cuts on their body as blood gushed down.

However, Akihiko didn't stop. He just continued to dash around and started massacring all of the snakes inside the entrance hall.

A large purple snake slithered to where Akihiko was and he looked angry.

Manda arrived and saw Akihiko on top of 50 large snakes, covered with blood.

He felt some fear as his animal instincts were telling him to run away. He felt fear, however, his pride didn't allow him to run.

He just dashed forward and suddenly he felt trapped inside a large dome.

'Heh, it should be fun to see Orochimaru summoning Manda with PTSD.' Akihiko thought as he walked towards Manda and he activated his Right Mangekyou Ability, Jigoku no Ryoki.

Akihiko made a model of a female snake that would be considered sexy by the snake's standard. However, there was a large plot twist that he added.

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Manda couldn't see anything as he continued moving. On the way, he suddenly saw a female snake with a sexy body. He smirked as he decided to try his chances.

"Sssssss-ss-ssssss." (Hey lady, wanna go get some poison tonight?)

"Sssssss." (Sure)

The female turned around and Manda screamed in shock. Yes, the female snake's face was in fact Mil-tan. Mil-tan tried to kiss him and Manda ran away or more like Manda tried to run away but wherever he went, Mil-tan snake was in that location.

After months in Manda's mind, he could now be seen with a pair of lifeless eyes and he kept muttering.

"Ssssss-ssssss-ss" (Please kill me)

Akihiko stopped the jutsu as 5 seconds passed in the real world. As soon as Manda got out of the jutsu, he immediately fainted from severe mental illness.

"Please stop, I beg you. I will give you the Summoning Contract." The Great Snake Sage now coming out of her cave shouted in human tongue.

Snake Sage now coming out of her cave shouted in human tongue.

"Now we're talking. Anyways, I will be giving the contract to one of my children. If you try to kill them, I will remove Ryuichi Cave from the world forever." Akihiko threatened as Great Snake Sage also agreed.

"Thanks. Here, you can have some cookies." Akihiko smiled as he threw a jar of cookies towards Great Snake Sage.

After getting the contract, Akihiko just teleported back to Konoha.

"Haah, finally. The monster is gone. I should try these cookies."

"Hmm, they are delicious."

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Akihiko went back to Konoha as he arrived in the Uchiha Compound.

"Hey, sorry. I had to go and take a summoning scroll for Sasuke." Akihiko said as everyone's interest was piqued.

"Oh, what scroll is it?" Izumi asked as Akihiko just replied.

"Snake Summoning Scroll."

"Oh, but how did you get the scroll? I thought most summoning animals don't give out scrolls that easily." Yugao asked.

"Oh, they usually give you the scroll if you can "persuade" them nicely." Akihiko said as he chuckled.

"I see, I see."

"Also, I met with Jiraiya-san today." Akihiko said dropping the bomb.

"What? Jiraiya, one of the three legendary sannin?" Izumi immediately crouched forward and asked Akihiko.

"Yes."

"Is he strong, dear?" Pakura asked as Akihiko nodded.

"Master, how strong is he?" Haku asked politely.

"Hmm, I'm not too sure about that but I'm sure he is stronger than the Hokage, right now."

Haku just nodded.

Kushina, Mikoto, Yugao and Anko just watched this scene and were chuckling at Izumi, Pakura and Haku's antics. They already met with Jiraiya at least once so they weren't too surprised. They knew that Jiraiya was an old pervert and not just any old pervert, he is a good old pervert.

They continued talking and after a while, Naruto and Sasuke came back home.

"Hahaha, Sasuke got a female friend." Naruto yelled out and told the news to everyone.

"Oh my, Sasuke, are you in your puberty phase. Growing up and liking girls now?" Mikoto teased her son as everyone laughed.

"N-no, she is just a friend. I only accepted her as a friend because she was pestering me!" Sasuke refuted the claim but Naruto put some fuel in the fire.

"Sasuke had a large smile on his face when he was walking around with the red-haired girl. I was spying on them, nishishishishi." Naruto held out a peace sign.

"What? Narutooooooooo!" Sasuke yelled out his signature "Naruto" cry and Naruto also yelled out his signature "Sasuke" cry.

"Alright, alright. Let's stop this now. Try to guess what Akihiko brought for you." Mikoto and Kushina each told Naruto and Sasuke as they both shouted.

"Summoning Contract." (Sasuke)

"A new batch of flavored cookies." (Naruto)

"Dun~ dun~ dun~, Sasuke got the correct answer~" Anko announced with a playful tone.

"Anyways, here's your summoning contract, Naruto." Akihiko said as he bit his right thumb and summoned a toad.

The toad spitted out a large scroll with many names on it, one of them being Jiraiya.

"Naruto, write your name and put your handprint there to contract the toads."

Naruto nodded as he started writing his name.

"Sasuke, what animal do you think you will get?" Akihiko asked as Sasuke thought for a few seconds.

"Snakes." Sasuke answered as Akihiko smirked.

"Yes, you're correct. You also have to follow the same steps as Naruto. Don't worry about the snakes, they won't bite." Akihiko smiled as he thought 'I tamed them after all.'

"Thanks, Akihiko." Sasuke thanked Akihiko as Naruto finished writing his name.

The toad disappeared and Naruto started asking, "Akihiko, what do I do now?"

"Hmm? Just go and sleep now. Tomorrow, Jiraiya-san will teach you about the toad summoning." Akihiko said as Naruto became a bit downcast.

"Don't worry. He will let you do a lot of things tomorrow." Naruto brightened up and went upstairs.

Sasuke on the other hand was excited to get the snake summoning. He decided to exterminate all the rats tonight.

"Sasuke, you cannot kill all the rats."

"What? How did you know?" Sasuke was shocked.

"You are too obvious. You have an evil grin on your face. Anyways, I will be gone for 2 days. So, can you wait for 2 days? I will teach you about snake summoning after I come back."

Sasuke agreed as he nodded.

Sasuke also went upstairs and only Akihiko, Kushina, Mikoto, Izumi, Yugao, Anko, Pakura, Ayame and Haku were left downstairs.

"So, shall we go now?" Akihiko asked as everyone changed into normal civilian clothing. Although, they all still looked stunning even in civilian outfits.

"Yeah, let's start our 2 days one night vacation," Ayame said excitedly as everyone else chuckled.

Akihiko teleported 8 of them together on the way to their destination.

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Meanwhile, Jiraiya was together with Ebisu who found Jiraiya peeking at women's bath again.

"Jiraiya-sama,it is surprising to see you back in the village. Are you here because of Orochi-?" Ebisu asked politely.

Jiraiya looked at the moon as he just answered, "No, Ebisu. I'm just here to write my new book. I'm the type that don't want to stick my head into unnecessary problems."

"B-but you must understand, Jiraiya-sama. Orochimaru is one of the Three Sannins. To fight against him, we will need Jiraiya-sama's strength. You are the only one who can beat him."

"Hahaha, I'm not too sure about that. But there is someone who will beat Orochimaru. I can tell." Jiraiya said as he smiled thinking about Akihiko's strength.

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Gaara on the other hand transformed from his Jinchuuriki form to his normal human form and there was a pool of blood together with pieces of meat near him.

Kabuto and Baki were nearby talking while Hayate who was dispatched by Hiruzen to investigate as Kakashi found out that Kabuto was a spy.

Just like in the story, Hayate was killed and his blood was used as paint to draw some graffiti on the roof.

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Akihiko, Kushina, Mikoto, Izumi, Yugao, Anko, Pakura, Ayame and Haku now arrived at their destination which was a small village where there was a small waterfall. The village was very peaceful and had trees and grass all over. There were only around 30 houses and an inn with an open bath onsen.

"We finally arrive here now." Akihiko said as they all went into the inn to book a large room.

"Haku, will you sleep in a different room?" Yugao asked as Haku just replied with a 'Yes'.

That night, everyone just slept peacefully as they all had wonderful dreams.

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The next 2 days went very well as Akihiko, Kushina, Mikoto, Izumi, Yugao, Anko, Pakura, Ayame and Haku all visited everywhere near the village and did all things. They swam in the river, slept on the grass on the riverbank, watched the night sky filled with stars together.

They had lots of lovey-dovey and heart-warming times and were enjoying the vacation a lot.

However, in Konoha, news of Hayate's death reached Hiruzen's ears as he ordered the jonins to train as hard and keep in shape as they have to fight against Orochimaru. He also couldn't find Akihiko, Izumi, Yugao, and Anko, however, he didn't pay any attention as he knew that they will return sooner or later.

Naruto's training with Jiraiya was disastrous. Naruto just summoned small toads which increased in size slowly for the past 2 days. The toads now reached the size of Naruto's palm.

Sasuke just practiced all his skills again and Orochimaru was still trying to get back to Konoha.

Akihiko, Kushina, Mikoto, Izumi, Yugao, Anko, Pakura, Ayame and Haku all returned to Konoha in the morning with Flying Thunder God jutsu and Akihiko went to Sasuke to teach him about Summoning Jutsu. Naruto was already together with Jiraiya practicing Toad Summoning.

"Hey Sasuke, I'm back. So, it's time to learn how to summon some snakes, eh?"

"Huh? Akihiko?"

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(End-)

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