Charlie Brown Past Part 2

I was born a healthy baby boy. the doctors said they never seen such a healthy baby as me. well its all good however the nurse messed up my name with another baby and they gave me treatment I didn't need! it caused me to have a seizure.

Doctor- "My apologies for making such a mistake this doesn't usually happen we wont let this happen again" it wasn't the last time the doctors made mistakes like this.

Father- Oh wait something happen? oh wait where our son?

Mother- Dear didn't you realize our son was saved by this doctor he needed an operation."

My father then gave a thumbs up and said good job...the doctor was confused and tried to say something but my mother was nonchalant about it saying well hes fine so all good! you may be wondering how I know this well they like talking about this when they are drunk...

When they left the hospital they forgot about me then they complained saying I should speak up if I'm not there...

when I was 3 months my babysitter had to get fired because she seemed to like to take pictures of me too much and had a ton on her phone and her room...her mother was afraid she liked me too much. I'm not sure I was a baby.

6 months I started talking 8 months crawling 9 months talking and walking. My parents told me it was normal rate..

On my 1st birthday my old babysitter kidnapped me. it was a big thing all over the news...well she was found by her mother...

babysitter mother- am sry for tis I'll try to pay whatever you want

mother- oh hey how are you doing today its been a while I thought something happened to you? what this about being sorry for?

BM- My daughter kidnapped your son...

Mother- Son??? oh yeah i have one of those! His babysitter you know your daughter said she was going to watch him ... a couple hours ago?

BM looks at my mother strangely and says its been a week and tells what happen

Mother- oh really? well its all good now hes fine now kids will be kids.

oh the babysitter was 12 years old. and that wasn't the last time someone kidnapped me. I still wonder why they hired a 12 years old girl to babysit me...

Lets take a break from me and talk about my parents. My father is one of the top fantasy novelist in the world. They even made movies of his works. As for my mother shes a fashion Icon and yup they're loaded.

When I was 18 months I learned how to read. When I was 2 i got nice tutor who kidnapped me when I was three..

During 3 lots of stuff happen started pre school made my first friend William met my first bully Lois she would always push me and stuff she would make me hold her hands and... you know what I just realize she liked me...well when we were 5 she gave me the name Charlie brown. when she saw me always trying my best and being a hopeless loser she even used to pull the American football away from me when I was kicking the ball... she moved away also at 5 but the name stuck. I'm not crying stop laughing oh she moved away because she locked me in her basement for a couple of days with no food... when her parents found me they were shocked she said i will hanging out with Will to much. (i thought she liked will at the time)

At 6 I wasn't kidnapped YAY HURRAY but I witness my first death and at a restaurant. A waiter killed a customer. turns out was his ex wife...he used my knife and I was almost sent to jail...

At 7 my parents and I watched a whole bunch a scary movies. It was awesome however one movie scared my the most with a doll called Chucky... my father one day got a huge Chucky doll and asked if I wanted to play with it I was scared out of my mind so i refused so my father placed it in the basement. then one night my mother asked me if I hear something in coming from the basement I was scared but as 7 year old man in the house I cant let whatever it is hurt my mommy so I went to check in the basement and when I went to step on the stairs to check my mom locked the door and said Chucky going to get you for being bad... i wasn't bad for some reason they messed with me alot this year. one time I was playing night tag in the graveyard and fell into a grave and they convinced me i was dead so they threw all my stuff out.. lets not go into all the things they did. I wasn't kidnapped this year two for two but I was almost arrested for a fire caused by lightning the owner of the house thought because I was near I caused it...

At 8 a ice cream truck driver hit me. I hurt my leg and he said he was going to take me to the hospital but first drop by his house to tell his wife what happen. I know its dumb for a kid to do that but I was 8. we went inside his house he saw heard noise and grabbed his gun from somewhere and when he went to his room he saw his wife with another man so he shot his wife then the guy then himself... I was questioned again... I became close with the cop now... Yes he thought my name was charlie brown too.

9-12 I was kidnapped 12 times been near crime scenes 6 times, near fires 14 times, 2 bank robberies, 1 gas attack. 7 times forgotten by parents. Oh will moved away. Fine I learned animals hate me and I was chased by rabbits, cats horses but birds are the worse.. ok stop with the look yes I had a huge incident with a dog. I was playing football with my friends and a huge dog started chasing me I ran for my life and the dog didn't go after anyone else but me I was scared then I see a little girl like 5 she sees the dog I'm about to rescue the dog but she looks at me and ask why im afraid of a dog with no teeth her pretty sister laughs too and all my friends made fun of me for being afraid of the dog even through they ran too. Dogs since then always chased me.

At 13 I learned I'm actually attractive I was thanking genetics. when I met Andrea. Yes the Andrea who called me on my birthday..'what shes alive and became good friends with tiffany' well whatever anyway Andrea and me became great friends. we were close as can be she was hot from Asian beauty. she was smart fun to be around and always kind... she very really called me Charlie Brown..(well she didn't get it) then one day she was giving me strange looks and told me to wait for her in after school so I did excited thinking about to take the next step with my best friend girl then we are in the classroom I was nervous but I cant have her be the one to say it so I was going to say it. So I said I have something to tell her too. she was shocked but she smiled and said I want to go first I need to get this off my chest. So I agreed and was ready to respond to her question. well let me tell it was shocking as I said She is beautiful and gay. She smart funny and likable and gay. She understands me the best and is gay... yeah she came out to me and asked if I could go with her to tell her parents... I'm sure you guessed it now yeah she was married to another woman and shes the one whom is carrying the baby. I don't know how it works. I helped her a lot though out the years.

14--19 I was studying cooking, strategy, weapon making and using and martial arts became really good at them. why because I was tired of going hungry, being kidnapped and lots of other stuff. I also got into anime/manga and light novels. i was arrested a few times and locked in another country ...dont asked you can guess why parents accidentally took my passport and left without me

At 20-23 one day I heard I was going for a run and I saw some people forcing a girl into a car and I crash and beat up the guys... well turned out it was a movie stage. the girl was Tiffany. We became close since then I even saved her from being raped... Oh my job I was working as a assistant Chef to Gor**** R****** Tiffany and I started dating and I went to her house after a night of drinking and seen her room and knew she was crazy for me so I thought I can change her... we became closer and I never had such a connection to anyone she made my life heaven and I wanted to be worthy of her its like she gave me a drive to be a better me and then my 23 birthday ... you know the rest.

Aqua then said "so thats your past huh... HAHAAHA your such a loser!" Shes on the ground laughing "Who falls in love with crazy" "how can you get kidnapped so many times" I hear tons of other voices laughter in the room I guess were not the only ones in the room anymore and then after 14 minutes they stop laughing. then Aqua say oh let me introduce you to the goddess who cursed you.. she pointed to the corner and I went completely pale and blood came out of my eyes from tears...