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Immortal Eater

I get abused by everyone, and now even the system abuses me!? I have to eat that!? No. I refuse!

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10 Chs

New Quest

「 User has 24 seconds to comply or they will perish. 」

"24 seconds!? I refuse. 24 seconds your mother!"

「 20 seconds. Your mother will perish as well. 」

"Ha! I- Wait, what!? System! There must be another way! I can't eat dirt! I refuse!"

「 15 seconds. There is no other way. User must eat the Dirt, Blood and Sh*t 」

"Sh-Sh*t!? There is sh*t as well!? System... Please! " Jin Jianyu was on his knees at this point his face contorted with a waterfall of tears streaming down his face thinking about having to eat literal sh*t.

「 10. Yes, the system has detected dog sh*t on your face. 」

"D-dog sh*t.... I have to eat dog sh*t!? I refuse!" Jin Jianyu said this, but he was thinking that dog sh*t might taste better than human sh*t, definitely not Moon and Sun cuisine level, he was also thinking about how he would get revenge on Wei Cheng if he survived.

「 8. The system does not care. It will just find another user. 」

"F*ck you system! I've already been humiliated in front of the most beautiful girl in the sect... what else do I have to lose?" Jin Jianyu thought looking down at the mixture of blood, dirt and sh*t dripping from his face.

「 6. 」

In this world. Strength is everything. Only the strong survive. The weak, like Jin Jianyu, are cast aside to die. The weak live in constant fear of the strong. The only way to get stronger is to cultivate. If you can't cultivate, you're eventually killed on a whim of a strong cultivator.

「 4. 」

Jin Jianyu was one of these. Fourteen and still can't cultivate. He couldn't even do the basics of refining Qi throughout his body. He was already humiliated daily by his peers who have already begun refining Qi and opening their dantian. Wei Cheng was already on his way to becoming a True Martial warrior already!

「 2. 」

"F*CK!" Jin Jianyu yelled out. His eyes, wincing closed. His face moved close to the floor. He couldn't smell anything with the snot bubbles covering his nostrils going back and forth every time he breathed. He thrust his tongue into the thick slime filled with dirt, blood and dog sh*t. When his tongue retracted the thick fluid caused him to make a sick noise from deep in his diaphragm.

「 1. User must not throw up. 」

Groaning now, Jin Jianyu mistakenly bit down while attempting to swallow the disgustingly thick fluid. His teeth ground against the dirt, his tongue swished violently, feeling every grain ooze down his throat as he swallowed hard.

*Ding*

With the fluid leaking from Jin Jianyu's mouth and his acne ridden face covered with dog sh*t, tears, and blood, he looked up at the clean pristine translucent blue menu hovering in front of his face.

All it said was.

「 Quest Completed. 」

「 Quest rewards: 」

「 Refining Qi unlocked. 」

「 Bonus for eating more than 1ml: Dantian Opened. 」

「 Bonus for chewing: Injecting Immortal Devouring Root. 」

Jin Jianyu began to open his mouth to exclaim his excitement when he suddenly felt a deep warmth rising from his dantian. It didn't stop it coursed through his veins quickly, rising fast. Jin Jianyu fingers dug deep into the floor as his body bowed in pain and felt his vision start to go black

「 User must stay awake during the entire process or will perish. 」

"F-f-f*c... F-F*C... F-F-F-F*CK YOU SYSTEM" Jin Jianyu yelled through gritted teeth as he doubled over on the floor. Jin Jianyu started to glow golden, lighting up the entire room, huge flakes of skin began falling off and evaporating away, underneath a refined layer of healthy skin shone through. This process continued for the next few hours with Jin Jianyu writhing on the floor in his room. His body continuously heating up and cooling down. Eventually it began to slowly stop.

"I-is.. is... is it over?" Jin Jianyu thought as he lay on the scorched floor, breathing heavily, completely naked, his clothes burned in the process.

*Ding*

「 Congratulations. You are the first to pass the first quest. 」

"Wait... I'm the first?!" Jin Jianyu said, lifting himself off the floor. Even though he had just gone through hell and back multiple times Jin Jianyu didn't really feel fatigued. Sure, he was short of breath but it seems like that was from the heat not exhausted.

「 Correct. The system does not lie. 」

"Oh glorious system!" Jin Jianyu said, looking down at his naked figure, and began to run his fingers across his newly refined body. His body covered in toned muscle. His chest more refined, clean cut abs replaced his once washboard stomach, and his legs were no longer twigs, they had actual mass! Even his little manhood was looking more excited today than others!

Jin Jianyu rushed over to the mirror to look closer when he realized his face! "Who is this!? What happened to my face?! Why am I so handsome?! Wait.... I'm handsome!?" Jin Jianyu couldn't believe it. He had a face not even mothers would love! He looked like dog sh*t smelled.

Even someone who was hit repeatedly with bricks had a better chance at women. His once flat nose now angular and pointed, his once weak chin now well defined and gracefully refined. His eyes that were once brown like sh*t now glow with specks of yellow and orange.

Jin Jianyu rubbed his face to make sure it wasn't a hallucination. It wasn't. It was real. His acne was gone. Replaced with startling beautiful jade skin.

Before Jin Jianyu could even enjoy his rewards he heard the system ring out.

*Ding*

「 New Quest: ... 」

"WHAT THE F*CK!?"

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