Wattpad didnt get all of it, L shrub

Sirius: she was poetry, but he couldn't read

Seth: his name was Jarred he was nineteen

Ray: when his parents built a very strange machine Fenrir: watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

Alice: AAAAAYYYYY MACARENA

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Jonah: People who sleep without socks on worry me

Edgar: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted

Luka: People who sleep are weird

Zero: I was once a sock

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Ray: Hear me out, Baby jesus is a chicken wing

Fenrir: Oh not again

Seth *mildly intrigued* Explain~

Ray: Tender and mild

Sirius.exe has stopped working

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Alice: Fine! Then I guess we're bf&gf

Kyle: ONE CONDITION

Alice: what

Kyle: I get to be the boyfriend

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Jonah: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Edgar: hmmmmm *taps chin in thought* No

Jonah, turns to Lance: Now what

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Jonah: I HAVE BEEN SITTING IN THIS BURGER KING FOR 4 HOURS

Alice: they don't come to order your food, you have to go to the counter

Jonah dies from embarrassment

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Luka: I will kill you- basic; overused; lack serious weight

Fenrir: Pee your pants- Up&Coming; Respectable; Unexpected

Ray: I will pee your pants - Full of promise, of grief and of terror; Absolutely Devastating

Silence

Seth: Your pants can't wait for my pee~

Sirius: that is the most terrifying sentence in the universe